Might be the greatest opening paragraph of anything ever.

If you are in London for the next seven weeks steal, bribe or beg your way into seeing the GOAT

rat taxi would be great group chat name

Exploring Ryan Gosling’s whirlwind screen romance with iconic jackets...

i think sometimes cis people truly have a hard time understanding that jk rowling is a living person actively using her wealth to fund the international assault on trans lives. she’s not some Complicated Author we can have a spirited debate about separating from the art with!!!!!

went to copenhagen for the first time and saw some very good docs. i also ate some great pastries but they aren't reviewed here lwlies.com/cphdox/going...

i feel like i am going fucking crazy watching governments, film studios, businesses etc. buy into AI like they bought into NFTs like HOW CAN YOU NOT SMELL THE SCAM this is some emperor's new clothes bullshit i swear

huge news: we have an air fryer in the office now. what cool things can you cook for lunch in an air fryer

Headline in today's Broadcast "Gary Barlow takes Jason Manford to New Zealand for ITV Travelogue" feels like the last straw. Stop telling us there's no money to make TV when you're sending dull millionaires on free holidays. FOR FUCK'S SAKE! Who is watching this shit? *eye twitch*

if Anita Bryant was still alive and promoting Florida orange juice, you couldn't pay me enough to drink it. how is Harry Potter any different? here is a timeline of JK Rowling's transphobia: web.archive.org/web/20241225... & here is where her HP money is going: www.advocate.com/news/jk-rowl...

i'm sorry but it is 2026 i think if you're watching/buying/engaging with anything to do with harry potter at this point you are in fact a bad person and you have to contend with that, i don't give a shit if you're nostalgic grow the fuck up

how the fuck do you quote a post outlining how supporting HP is directly, materially harming trans people and say "i don't think it's as easy as saying you're a bad person for supporting HP"

Loving this instalment of final destination

The featured photo from this excellent post on Defector: defector.com/ice-agents-d...

The author 'sowing/reaping' meme is 'writing the book' vs 'formatting the bibliography'

US people - this is very much worth your time

If I had been called a creepy older man by Natalie Portman after pretending that I had dated her when I was 33 and she was 18, I would simply not accuse anyone else of problematic behaviour (because I would be too busy hiding under my duvet perpetually cringing).

Can't believe Sam moved on from Monster energy to chiral tea in DS2 smh

Hi my proposal for my fourth book - which is a passion project i have wanted to write for a decade - is out to editors so please send me infinite good vibes and luck so someone picks it up 🤞🤞🤞

No one on earth looks as happy as him and all of us are jealous he can just fly the fuck away from all this horseshit

I would kill him with hammers

Happy New LWLies day

No comment I can make that won’t get me banned www.thewrap.com/industry-new...

I'm begging people to stop responding to emails on gmail with emojis it irks me so much

J'adore the Quinzaine poster this year, from an original photograph by Alain Guiraudie!

Thank you so much to the person in the hotel room next to mine whose iPhone alarm woke me up 45 mins ago and has been going off at 8 minute intervals since

learned today the last film the members of heaven's gate saw pre-mass-suicide was mike leigh's secrets & lies

first weeb to win an academy award, first ex pro-skater to win an academy award, huge night for the community

the central point of One Battle After Another—which Paul Thomas Anderson reiterated while accepting his first Oscar—is that middle-aged white men should not be the voice of this political moment

Thank you Norway

playing orchestral 'the winner takes it all' after timothee fumbled his oscar campaign so bad is a little on the nose

could not be more thrilled for michael b jordan :'))))

i'd love to know how they decide who presents which category is that something agents are negotiating or what

Javier Bardem at the Oscars: No to war, and free Palestine.

oh my god the playing off tonight has been so embarrassing GET IT TOGETHER

javier bardem saying 'free palestine' introducing best international film i love him so much

i think it's funny as hell to only perform i lied to you and golden live just because i know diane warren is fucking SEETHING about it

i'm glad autumn won not only because she deserved it but also because her outfit deserved to be immortalised in academy history

Jerskin Fendrix losing his second Oscar nomination to Ludwig Göransson, who he also lost to in 2023...it's giving amadeus

fittingly the f1 sound team handled that group speech with the efficiency of a pit crew, good for them

ludwig's got this speech thing down to an art what a class act

playing the snippets of the scores live was an EXCELLENT choice, props to whoever thought of that

is there always this amount of upcoming movie promo at the oscars and i'm just mentally blocking it out from past years

the gulf in quality between the pre-recorded skits and the appallingly bad on-stage bits is crazy

it is kind of insane this is the first win for PTA

The way Ed Harris looked at Amy Madigan when her name was read was one of the most beautiful things. Just sheer love and pride and trust and oh my god I’m already welling up.

god i love amy madigan so much!!!!!

what is it with nicole kidman and feathers

The hairy leg from The Secret Agent has arrived at the Oscars

HOW DO WE FREE EMMA STONE FROM THE LV PRISON