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real mad king stuff

So they lied and they lied again. What absolute clusterfuck.

The absolute state of the Oval Office. 🤦🏻‍♀️

What if Iran had dogs with bees in their mouths and when they bark they shoot bees at you? What then?

Argh! (although as it's outside the V&A, it could be a public art installation)

It would be nice to see a post saying "Jesus Christ, is he still talking?" and not instantly know who it's referring to.

Why though?

This is a ridiculous analysis from Mr Peston on so many levels.

Cheer yourself up by imagining this guy in his new ballroom, under the blade of a guillotine.

is anyone doing a long read on the Cadburys fall off situation, I know it’s about the sale to the US and the palm oil stuff but I wanna read more, are the Cadburys workers sad about it, is it actually affecting profits, it feels like a true symbol of the enshittification era

Australians now have better mobility into the EU than Brits “Under the new scheme, Australians can live and work in Europe for up to four years without needing a job offer before arrival.” Second class citizens in our own continent www.skynews.com.au/lifestyle/tr...

Can only assume it's because the editor *liked* the Gail's column.

They're getting Stockard Channing in to play Hermione.

This one gets a little weird imo

This weekend the Green Party looks set to vote on a "Zionism is Racism" motion. But as @adrianshort.uk has set out in forensic detail, it is even more insidious than that. Read about the motivations of some of those most closely associated with the motion. www.jewishnews.co.uk/does-the-gre...

Good story on Vittles about the eviction of small traders in Brixton - with possible link to Asif Aziz. www.vittlesmagazine.com/p/at-brixton...

This is the one of the greatest acts of non-violent resistance I have ever seen. www.youtube.com/shorts/hBzVg...

It must be difficult being James Garner and having every man over 50 sing The Rockford Files theme tune at you as soon as they're introduced to you. www.theguardian.com/football/202...

When the White House blows up in an hour remember this.

All I'm saying to foreign intelligence chiefs is that Trump would be a very easy mark for any exploding cigar plots.

Is it a giant wooden horse

you see dubious political chicanery, I see admirable proof that the Met doesn't discriminate when it comes to its abject failure to investigate phone theft, even if the phone in question was being used to run the government

All I'm saying is that if I was an Austrian called Hutter, I wouldn't call my son Adolf.

genuinely so nuts

This is just mental

The intro to this is incredible. Essentially a shrieking lamentation that the author can't sufficiently intellectualize an opinion only a dullard could have.

A 13-year-old girl tried to take her life by cutting her wrists with a plastic knife from the cafeteria after guards took away drawing materials, and was put into isolation without seeing a doctor. The teen was deported to Colombia after nearly two months in confinement

Damn. Credit to this poster, who has paid attention to all of the pieces. And indeed, as we were prepping the pilot, Mueller's FBI was going all in on counter-terror and Squad 5 (Narcotics) of the Baltimore field office was dumping casework. We had to report, write and film that in real time.

40 YEARS AGO TODAY: Peter Cook hosts Saturday Live and gives himself another short-lived career boost, not least with his unique intro to Twisted Sister. Elsewhere Stavros takes to the Right To Reply Video Box and French and Saunders direct Raw Sex.

We should pick a day and all pretend Trump's dead so he gets to see what it'll be like.

Professors & university staff were targeted & fired for less than this just a few months ago.

"I would clearly say that he places more trust in Putin than he does in any of our European allies." Well, there we are.

Specifically a batsignal for American morons

6 months before bombing Iran and closing the Strait of Hormuz, the Trump admin fired the State Dept. oil and gas experts. The people who modeled exactly this scenario. The ones with contacts at Gulf energy ministries. Now nobody knows who to call. You can't make this up.​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​

Women know this face so well. We've all done it. We've all looked across the table at another woman doing it. And it means the same in any meeting or bar chat as it does in diplomatic circles: Don't say anything, it'll just make him angry and it'll get worse. Just ignore it and scream inwardly.

This could be about a ballroom or a war or his golf plans and maybe we will never know which.

That's what I thought you'd say, you dumb fucking horse.

The levels of projection and lies are off the scale. Some are calling it the greatest levels of projection and lies.

The tribes of Britain c. 540 in the time of Gildas.

Yep. www.theguardian.com/politics/202...

Two things need to happen at this point: 1) Scrap proposals and pull a mea culpa for ever suggesting them 2) Fire Mahmood as Home Secretary and get someone in who isn't chasing soundbites. You can't "water down" proposals which are so obviously inhumane, hostile, unworkable and ignorant of reality.

It's still going to be so funny if this lot are playing Lincoln next year. #thefootball

Big speech by John Major tonight delivering the Clement Attlee memorial lecture at Kings College. Some extracts: thinks that our electoral system may now need changing, Brexit needs revisiting.

Astonished Home Sec is still using this £10 billion. It is a fiction. This goes beyond a misleading sleight of hand (it i net lifetime cost in 30 years time of the status quo) because government can't claim their reforms save it MPs must insist on the real fiscal numbers (which may be zero/net)

Newcastle might as well have come on after half time wearing spinning bow ties and riding unicycles. #thefootball

This is like one of those "sponsored by" moneyspinner supplements that used to turn up in the Sunday papers, except it's the BBC and they're printing it for free.

Look, there are so many bad things about that trailer, but the worst and most telling is the way the guy catches the pie. There are funny ways to catch a pie and that just isn't one of them.