In a London hotel ahead of a work user conference tomorrow being kept awake by the tumultuous carnal congress of the clearly numerous people directly above me.

#TheTwen2ie5 Day 37 No. 14 CMAT The Jamie Oliver Petrol Station 2025 IRE Still very much looking like my number 1 for @thefestive50.bsky.social youtu.be/BTWg-Ky6VZU?...

#TheTwen2ie5 Day 36 No. 15 Magdalena Bay Image 2024 USA This is one that's been creeping higher up my list with every passing review. 14 tracks to go including 3 doublers and a trebler. Who? What? How? youtu.be/DfcWOPpmw14?...

Three consecutive posts on my TL: The BBC is great The BBC is awful The BBC is both great and awful

Charli's love of the Velvets is long known. I'd still dearly love to find that Velvet Underground t shirt she wore at Primavera.

Seems an opportune moment to share one of my more successful efforts from back on the Nazi hellsite. RT'd by David Walliams nonetheless. 🙁

#TheTwen2ie5 Day 35 No. 16 Kendrick Lamar Not Like Us 2024 USA Yes it's all extremely childish isn't it but it's still a fucking bop. youtu.be/H58vbez_m4E?...

Damnit. Another of my retirement plans binned.

Got these new trainers today but I can't get it out of my head that they look like fuckin DC Tosh Lines from The Bill

It does feel like the acts on Jools Holland are booked by the one guy. There’s so little music on TV these days and what do we get? The Divine fucking Comedy. 😔

#TheTwen2ie5 Day 34 No. 17 Sharon Van Etten & Angel Olsen Like I Used To 2021 USA Not often that two of your absolute favourite artists get together and the Abbaesque video was the cherry on top. youtu.be/5ibj87fwRaM?...

If you see this, post an album cover with a motor vehicle on it

#TheTwen2ie5 Day 33 No. 18 Taylor Swift feat. Bon Iver Exile 2020 USA Exile's place in my heart was sealed at 10.06pm on 9th June 2024 in Edinburgh when about 30,000 unprompted voices sang back the "so many signs" counter in perfect harmony. A glorious memory. youtu.be/o5SQIECedTY?...

Wonder how many Alexa’s have just ordered talcum powder.

My girlfriend just said I was rubbish at describing her. She's got a cheek.

If anyone can explain to me the difference between "Record of the year" and "Song of the year" and why "The Subway" is the only one that's not in both I am all ears(*). (* Not really.)

#TheTwen2ie5 Day 32 No. 19 SAULT Wildfires 2020 UK youtu.be/GRC4Ac6IB1w?...

Whilst this is unquestionably brilliant I'm not sure I have the time required for me to love it. I'm a simple boy. Just give me a couple of bangers and I'm happy. open.spotify.com/album/3SUEJU...

Kasabian headlining TRNSMT for the 300th time.

i note that this has subtly reversed the premise of the ad so that the older generation can do what enjoys the most: telling the youth that their music was best

Yesssssssss! Get the fuck in.

Fuckin yassssss! Hahaha!

I’m sensing this is gonna be a very disappointing finale.

A new meme is born.

Apparently Boba Fett* just left us a parcel. * apologies to the two people who liked the previous, now deleted, version with the fucked-over-by-autocomplete typo "Bob Fett"

New De La Soul... youtu.be/u9N994FmnxU?...

ALERT

If someone comes up to you in the pub and offers you a can of coke for sale at an unbelievably low price, the number to call is nine hundred and ninety-nine.

#TheTwen2ie5 Day 31 No. 20 Lana Del Rey A&W 2023 USA Your mom called, I told her, you're fuckin' up big time. youtu.be/pYqky795R1s?...

We’re all creating rude Wordles aren’t we?

#TheTwen2ie5 Day 30 No. 21 Angel Olsen All The Good Times 2022 USA First sighting of my muse and birthday buddy. youtu.be/ZjXQWZryxOM?...

The full Radiohead show from last night in Madrid. youtu.be/ze8ZAlTyEIU?...

#TheTwen2ie5 Day 29 No. 22 Little Simz feat. Obongjayar Point & Kill 2021 UK/NIG youtu.be/tvY31eN3gtE?...

Seeing a lot of discussion on *that* advert (the one that doesn't in any way, shape or form completely rip off Aftersun) but nobody's asking why he's dancing with Michael van Gerwen.

After Diane Keaton I’m concerned that actresses are now dying alphabetically.

the password to the louvre surveillance server was "louvre" www.thesocialpost.it/2025/11/02/f...

Sunderland vs Everton on Sky so naturally they’re spending 25 minutes pre-game talking about Manchester United.

#TheTwen2ie5 Day 28 No. 23 Grace Ives On The Ground 2022 USA Hiding in the small print for next year's Primavera is the name "Grace Ives" which means that hopefully the follow up to Janky Star is not far away. youtu.be/x347f7auCwk?...

Quote with your favourite film and album from the year you were born.

Watched Eden last night on Prime. Baffled as to how this never got a theatrical release in the UK. A Ron Howard film with Ana de Armas, Jude Law, Sydney Sweeney and Vanessa Kirby with a Hans Zimmer score. Feels more like the cinema experience is getting more restricted to crap horror sequels.

#TheTwen2ie5 Day 27 No. 24 Rosalía Saoko 2022 SPA My favourite song about Transformers. youtu.be/6o7bCAZSxsg?...

Laurence Fox wrote a song about Charlie Kirk, and this is the only comment on it.

#TheTwen2ie5 Day 26 No. 25 Chvrches feat. Robert Smith How Not To Drown 2021 UK The second and last of my Ice Spice violations. A sentence which will make no sense to the casual observer. youtu.be/7U_LhzgwJ4U?...

I just watched a video titled "WORLD SERIES WEDGIE!" and boy was I disappointed.

Would I rather just have all the money back? Maybe.

£13 shipping!!???

Nothing quite says “thoughts and utmost sympathies have been, and will remain with, the victims and survivors of any and all forms of abuse” quite like paying a pedophile to live in your estate.

This is bullshit. This is fucking nothing to do with getting justice for victims of abuse. This is purely desperate self-preservation about protecting the royal family. Shower of cunts the lot of them.

Blows my mind that they can announce he’s no longer a Prince but nobody’s willing to tell us why. The cunt needs jailing, not early fucking retirement.