The 'Riyadh Comedy Festival' reminds me of the story of Freddie Starr performing in the Middle East, under instruction not to swear or refer directly to Prince Hussein. He came on and said 'Which one of you fuckers is Prince Hussein?' and the curtain immediately came down.

Fucking lol at DeChambeau.

There's more swearing in the golf than your average Tarantino movie.

Here’s a photo of my cat trying to catch a bubble. You’re welcome.

Looking forward to Trump having the American Ryder Cup team designated as a terrorist organisation.

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It’s over for us

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What’s everyone complaining about?!? Wordle 1,561 1/6* 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

On this day 2 years ago. #neverforget

This seems useful.

Taking a Friday off has completely thrown me. I keep wondering why there’s no football on yet.

Glastonbury fallow years are the international break weekend of festival season. I'm already glum about it.

Discussing where big shows and small shows can work together, hot off Sam Fender and Coldplay's huge run of concerts that put money into the grassroots - tune into the next episode of The Last Safe Space at youtu.be/GyaReplN9Yg.

Woke up still singing it. What a buzz.

I knew there was a good reason I hadn’t deleted the Xitter app from my phone, and tonight I discovered that that reason was so I could delete it from my phone halfway through the gig once my phone memory was full.

3 minutes will not do justice to the sheer majesty of all 10 minutes of Dry The Rain.

The Beta Band at The Barras might just have reached a fucking level I’ve never experienced before in that place. Fucking incredible gig!!

Starmer adopting Reform policies trying to woo the goggle-eyed bampot vote then announces fucking ID cards meaning there isn't a hope in hell the bampots will vote for him (I know they weren't going to anyway) but ... WHAT WAS THE FUCKING POINT IN SUCKING UP TO THEM IN THE FIRST PLACE!?!?!?

Primavera winning the festival line up of the year again. Won't be going this time tho.

Really tremendous night at St Lukes with Tanya Donelly et al.

This chap wants to be the prime minister of this country and yet he admits to having "no idea" about something(*) and also that he doesn't listen to anyone who might have an idea. So how the fuck is he intending on governing? Fucking vibes?! (* yeah, yeah, I know.)

You see this, post a concert pic you took

I found myself watching The Professionals on Sunday and I was this close to posting on here about how stunning she was in it. RIP.

Got raptured earlier. Would have said but the wi-fi up there is crap. Had to ask if I could get back down tho cos I've got Belly & The Beta Band this week. Next week would have been better all round if they'd just asked.

I see TV Supervet Noel Fitzpatrick is going to be the main character today. Every time I see him mentioned I remember there’s a song written about him but I always forget what it is and look it up. Every time I find out what it was it blows my mind yet again.

I’d be investigating any unusual betting patterns at half time in the Rams game!

Beautiful finish.

Not like that porous bastard Kennedy.

Took my 90yo mum to get her shopping. Afterwards I left her in the car while I jumped into another shop for 10 mins. When I got back to the car she had switched the stereo on and was blasting NWA.

That’s a sad one. RIP.

How are you? It's Alan (Partridge)

Stop asking old people you don’t know for life advice.

Dutch late night TV has its take

New Taylor Swift’s already leaked.

The dilemma faced by every adolescent growing up in a religious household

Magnificent: youtu.be/_GXNJ3V9lzg?...

This is so good.

This made me dig out the mp3s of the two mixtapes Lily made around this time. For a while they were all we played in the car.

Wait til Trump realises he can just declare the Democrats as a terrorist organisation.

I've had this thought for a while, sort of as a joke, that the Trumposphere will froth themselves into declaring BlueSky a terrorist org and you're all going to have to go back to Twitter. But it sounds more possible by the day.

Someone liked this earlier so it came back into my notifications. Now I've got to accept the fact that I'll be earwormed for the next week and a half.

Started this earlier and looking forward to catching the rest of it later. The usual fantastic quality.

Oh shit, Diana’s back, and she’s pissed off

This is insane.

You see bit part teenage meth-heads on cop shows who are more solid under cross-examination than Kash Patel.

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