After centuries of wood working and upholstery towards a focused goal of making a comfortable chair, utilising soft fabrics and padding to make it feel like you're sitting on a cloud. Then along comes Trump with marble armrests. Cold, hard stone. Top job 🔔🔚

Merry Christmas, you filthy animals.

That's Christmas dinner fucked.

Mark Attwood (English MAGA), spinning the latest fk up by the DOJ/Trump as "absolute genius." At this point Trump could stick a fork into a plug socket and these guys would be "That's 12D chess."

In the past week we've seen; Andrew Tate getting battered. Tommy Robinson being humbled. Jake Paul being broken. Tom Skinner being embarrassed then dropped. Russell Brand being charged. MAGA joining forces with Minaj. And that's not even getting into the Epstein Files. 🤯

It’s exactly this kind of dismal, prejudiced bollox from the Daily Mail that’s got us into the ruinous Brexit mess we’re in. What a moronic response to us rejoining Erasmus and all the benefits that brings. If they’re really worried about cost, they should push to cancel Brexit altogether.

Now for something completely different.

Sometimes I love this country.

Check this thing out. 🐍

So the Nephilim slept with women, made some monsters, started big pharma and waged war. Then God tsunami'd them all away to start again where we waged wars and made big pharma which is also witchcraft? History repeating or made up bullshit?

@highnessophelia.bsky.social Saw this...https://spoke-art.com/products/100-soft-dead-inside-plush-purse

MAGA kryptonite is answering simple questions.

True hypocrisy.

Trump couldn't win the Nobel Peace Prize so the guy who runs FIFA, a man who is accused of aiding ethnic cleansing made a FIFA Peace Prize to give to Trump. This is so weird I can't even think of a joke for it. www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...

A message of unity and togeth.....actually it's Valentina Gomez, we all know where this is going. American politics is so fkd up.

Nobody died of covid but anyone who technically did, ended up as a Big Mac. Every day is a school day. 🤣

Unforgettable Christmas.

Just in from the United States of Fascism, the US coast guard will no longer classify a Swastika as a hate symbol.

It's amazing that of all the species' on the planet, we're the only ones getting dumber.

Get a cat they said...

Hands down the maddest shit I've ever read.

Reaping vs sowing

Perfect No notes.

I'm going in.

"Serves 2" Like fk it does.

Who wants to chip in?

I just asked AI to make me something completely un biscuit related and it gave an image that included this adorable little guy and I thought some people might appreciate him too.

Spotted in Barnsley

The UK is a bad way but at the very least we dont have fkwits like this in government.

Somewhere in Ireland

Alright, here it is.

It gets better.

Laurence Fox wrote a song about Charlie Kirk, and this is the only comment on it.

Trump "It won't interfere with the current structure." Filed with "Covid will just disappear."

Niche af.

Maybe he'll think twice about throwing out homophonic slurs next time.

"Kevin, I need to tell you something"🤣

3 neo nazis have been jailed in the UK. This was the bedroom of one of them. Quite the juxtaposition.

Charlie Kirk pumpkin.

A short story by Cadburys.

So. Much. Winning. abcnews.go.com/Politics/tru...

Trash panda vs Halloween

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