And for my next trick, I will find my motivation and Do The Things!™️ 🪄

Getting lost in the woods, don’t send help

First one to the orgy has to set up the buffet.

Are you not perplexed? Good morning! 🩷

*trips on “Caution Wet Floor” floor sign

I never travel into the woods alone there might be a man out there

Clear eyes, full hearts, jizzy buttholes.

Two years and $44k on OF. It's not enough to live on as a fam of 5, but in a saturated porn market during the fall of the American Empire, it's also not nothing. Thank you so much for all of the subscriptions and support. Some of you have been with me since Day 1 and that means so much. 🖤

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ah, if only there was a extremely skilled international system backed by US funding that could address this

Show us how you've changed. Me, at 18 and me at 44.

Parents really fucking need to learn Kohlberg’s stages of moral development because wayyyyyyyy too many parents are punishing kids for not reasoning in ways they are not yet capable of and it pisses me off

I don't mean to alarm you but this offer expires in one week. There won't be another 65% sale until next May, so get it now while bundles are discounted. Thank you SO much to all of you who have subbed/supported me 🖤 I appreciate all of you more than you know. The look on my face when you sub:

Just had to ask my ex for money because I got fucked hard by overdraft fees and my account is at twenty three cents. If you've never been in a financially abusive relationship, you don't understand the absolute apprehension that accompanies discussions about money. He used to make me "work it off"

thinking of becoming one of those abandoned castles in the middle of the forest that nature has reclaimed

Have any #adoptees watched The Crash and picked up on how the #adoptive father talks about and to his children? I couldn't explain why to my bf but it really jumped out at me with the white savior bullshit. Curious if anyone else noticed it.

life360 but for ice cream trucks

I sleep with one foot hanging off the bed to establish dominance over the monster under the bed.

daily dose of baby bunny content 🥹

I love this peony so much.. every year it just gets bigger and better 🥰

In case you were wondering.

one of you is going to betray me

accurate

"Nice butthole you have" - average bluesky user

nothing quite like trying to have a quickie and your kid comes to the door with 20 questions as your getting pounded from behind at the bathroom sink 😅

Grilled cheese is always a win in my book. I don't actually even know what goulash is

It's mostly that I don't have a dedicated space for it. I feel like everywhere I put my puzzle board, it's just in the way. Now that bf is working more and I'm home alone more, I might sit down and work on one

I'm currently engrossed in Dungeon Crawler Carl.

bf moved cement blocks all day, so he's passed out next to me. say hi. confess sins. hell me plan dinner for this week. whatever you want. ngl.link/highnessophe...

ive started hiding little love notes to bf around the house on post its... like little love jump scares. (he never checks bluesky unless i tag him, so my secret plan is safe here)

I would rather eat a jean jacket than use AI.

Tits or ass? Bro, her overwhelmingly threatening aura

i figured out my attachment style it’s little bitty kitty claws

I am very glad that Watch Duty exists, and is holding the line on providing accurate, freely available disaster information to the public, outside of the locked down and intentionally confusing confines of X and Meta. app.watchduty.org

I did all of my housework and watered a bunch of plants and did laundry and moved sprinklers around and made important phone calls... can I be done now please?

When I'm feeling petty, I listen to this and think about bf's ex and my ex and how we both got everything we wanted because they were both too stubborn to do anything to make it work. Their losses, our gain.

ffs the school district wants my autistic child to come into the middle school for 4 days of state testing in a row during the same week we have to finish up homeschool finals for the program deadline. he is going to be miserable & stressed out and has almost no experience with standardized tests

I'm a want-to-do-yardwork kind of girl living in a need-to-do-housework kind of world.

Remember to stop being so hard on yourself, and start blaming everything on someone you don’t like.

She’s a 10. That’s it. No qualifiers. She’s a 10.

Really sobering discussion with my 4th-year students as they contemplate post-graduate employment. They talked about "overwhelming anxiety," disappearing career ladders, fake job ads, no safety net, massive uncertainty, desperation... I really don't understand what we're doing.

Cashapp doesn't let me send messages when people send money so I'm coming here to say THANK YOU so, so much 🖤

My retirement savings account has $0.09 in it. Maybe I'll have a whole dollar by the time I'm 65.

I'm negative $74 because of an automatic payment that I thought I cancelled. I'm going to get hit with service fees like crazy if I don't sort this out. I need $80 to stay out of the red. Literally anything helps. 🖤 cash.app/$HighnessOph... venmo.com/code?user_id...

Zillow: rustic half bath w natural light. $375k

Horrifying if true: "I have eyes in the back of my head"

you can mute me on the timeline but you can never mute me in your heart

*chases dreams *twists ankle *drowns to death in medical bills