Every day, I am more and more certain that the internet was a fucking mistake.

✨good morning✨

No redemption arcs for fascists.

She can't sit with us.

#adoption is amnesia. adoption builds families on the human wreckage left by poverty, coercion, fraud, patriarchy, desperation, cruelty. you’ll listen politely to adoptees who speak of this & then go cheer for the new families built through adoption. The amnesia is essential to the practice.

how I flirt:

Sorry I’m late, but I couldn’t unseal my crypt

My interest rate is down

Sounds dope. I'm in.

✋🏻🛑 this is a pit stop 🛑✋🏻 QT with your pit pics

I just have to survive the next 90 minutes and I'll be done with parking lots until next week. It's 70⁰ here and absolutely beautiful. Everything is blooming and I can't stop sneezing.

suns out lungs out (blood eagle)

the only thing I’ll add to this, which is an extremely valid feeling, is that I still don’t think Americans (I’ll include myself here) have any real idea the scope and scale of the destruction we have wrought on the rest of the world. Just incomprehensible the scale of the evil we unleashed

ProPublica has marketed themselves as the good guys doing trustworthy news. I even gave them the money I used to give WaPo before they flipped the breakers on democracy. Make their actions align with their words. don't cross the picket line and demand they deliver what their advertising promises.

Social media apps as Lord of the Rings characters, a thread: Twitter: Twitter is Gollum. Began as a normal halfling. Overexposure to evil left it thin and stretched and bitter.

Interviewer: what's your biggest weakness? Me: *spinning around in the chair* I dunno, focusing maybe

nothing like a rousing game of outdoors hide-and-seek with your escaped cat at 4:30 in the morning when it's 35⁰ outside and pitch black Oreo is back in the house, warming up on my lap now, and probably already planning his next great escape

use as much Nesquick as you want nothing matters anymore

literally every day in my news feed:

I’ve decided to play dead like an opossum until the world sorts itself out.

Don’t underestimate my ability to hyperfocus intensely on the wrong things

Can confirm. My 12yo says the same.

I want to be me when I grow up too! If I'm awesome, it's because I did the work in therapy for years. It genuinely changed my entire life. I was kind of a pain in my younger years in a lot of ways I'm not proud of but I *am* proud that I'm not that person anymore.

I just talked to my mother (adoptive) for 20 whole minutes and only pretended to *finger gun to head* twice. We call this personal growth. She didn't even know we were at war with Iran and she thinks I'm crazy for saying we are and questioning where I get my news. 🤦🏻‍♀️

@3ofdiamondsgrey.bsky.social baaaaaaabe i need your help with a work thing

Damn the man.

oh god please don't do that.. it sounds very dangerous. 🖤

The world is my oyster and I'm allergic to seafood.

*seductively crosses your blood-brain barrier*

Behaving is super boring.

🫶🏻 I have no complaints. I did a few hours of weeding and a few hours of video games and the lunatic in charge of my country didn't drop a nuke yet, so it's been okay. (knocks on wood)

I'm terrible about managing that kind of thing but I have discovered the subreddit r/pnwgardening and it's been one of my favorite groups on there. I learn so much from them.

no make-up today and I fear I may still be adorable

My Spotify is always all over the place but that's why I like it. I'm listening to Parable of the Sower. And I've been working on building more intricate builds in Lego. I'm also very glad that I get to tune out the world for a couple hours and work in the dirt every day now.

With consent.

Oh look, I'm doing the same thing today. 👇🏻

you do not have to hand it to tucker carlson or marjorie taylor greene or alex jones or megyn kelly. they're all rats who see trump as a sinking ship and they're getting ready to jump in preparation for their next act. you do not have to fall for it.

An unexpected side effect of my gardening hobby is that my hands are really strong, so I give excellent shoulder massages and hand jobs. 😌

the great thing about having a dark cat that you can barely see at night, is that sometimes you lean over and are like, oh there's my little baby down there, aw there you are little baby, how are you little baby, goodnight little baby, and you're talking to your jeans

i feel like you all need this

10/10

in these trying times i highly recommend a nice cuddle with your cat

It's either Hawaiian with hot honey drizzle or white sauce with chicken, bacon, and garlic on a thick, doughy crust... annnnd now I'm hungry.

You have more in common with the people of Iran than you do with anyone in this administration, any member of the technocracy, anyone who is profiting from this war, or any billionaire. When you see Iranians forming human chains outside key infrastructure sites, you should feel a sense of kinship.

Usually it's in front of my face, not up to my ear. Or I hang it by the pop socket on the neck of my shirt if I'm playing video games, lol. Probably left more than right, when forced to choose.

sitting in a parking lot, waiting for the end of the world to begin.. hbu? ngl.link/highnessophe...

I wonder if the pilots and crew of those B-52 bombers know no they can be brought up on criminal charges after this is all over. Knowingly following an illegal order has UCMJ written all over it.

What the fuck