Meth Gator is a movie that was made.

Michelle and I loved reading to this bright group of kids today! We hope this new Chicago Public Library branch at the Obama Presidential Center will be a place where folks come to read, check out books, and connect with one another for years to come.

What motivation works best for the Hero of Ukraine, Hulk? Watch the video to find out.

Interceptor STING is an effective tool against Shaheds, Gerberas, Lancets, Molniyas, Italmas drones, and other enemy UAVs. 2/2

@3ofdiamondsgrey.bsky.social and I are enjoying the hell out of Widow's Bay. I saw someone posting about it here and we decided to give it a try and we both love it.

@highnessophelia.bsky.social created a new word: ‘predamentor’ a predatory mentor.

This is what @highnessophelia.bsky.social and I lock the bedroom door for:

Sometimes I make things in Fortnite Lego Odyssey and make absurdly long videos showing them off. This project was pieced together over 2-3 months. www.reddit.com/r/LEGOfortni...

If you know someone with the Angel films app on their phone push them into a ditch, park their car on top so they can’t crawl out. Flatten the tires and shovel dirt up to the fender wells all the way around. Throw an AirTag under the passenger rear floor mat and stay approximately far the fuck away.

A strange dream. A bounty on all billionaires. If you kill them you are rewarded their fortune. You have one year to make sure you are not a billionaire. Self preservation through wealth distribution seemed to be the only language spoken. Going back to sleep for more details.

Hey @cbsnewsconfirmed.bsky.social 40 year CBS News watcher, and 40 year 60 Minutes watcher here. Your wholesale destruction of 60 Minutes for the sake of kissing up to the Rapist and Pedophile in Chief is the end for me. You are dead.

NAFO alert. Bot located. Report and block.

A man named Jeff Epstein (but not THAT Jeff Epstein) was the booking agent for the Freedom 250 party

has anyone heard of this new AI thing? I don’t think it’s working right😒

Instead of supporting capitalistic companies selling pride gear this month, donate to nonprofits who support marginalized populations + support queer peeps requesting mutual aid 🏳️‍🌈 ✌🏻

“Enthusiastic double gonorrhea, you don’t want enthusiastic double gonorrhea” -the AI

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First the pope, now Orban’s seat… JD Vance is on a killing spree!

@delhiero.bsky.social Gorillaz on SNL🔥🔥🔥

Wordsworth w/ Sage Francis and Wreckonize over Stu Bangas?!!! 🚫👥👤🗣️ 🔥🔥🔥

@highnessophelia.bsky.social witnessed a glitch in the Matrix involving the NAFO Tungsten Berries meme and a deck of cards and the five walls of my brains collapsing in on themselves. She’s sleeping it off.

I absolutely love this hot sauce @highnessophelia.bsky.social got me for Xmas. This one drop will light my face on fire for a good 20 mins. (Don’t judge my 2 bite breakfast)

I miss Kart Vader

Also, Australians saying “Quark” is now my new favorite thing. It’s even better when Mish keeps pronouncing it as quack.

Mish and Zach are doing Star Trek on the pod?! Fuck yes!!!

Got a compliment on my new shirt at the dispensary this morning. 🥰

I hope the apocalypse pops up at less than 10m because I sold my Glock months ago and only have buckshot and slugs 😞

Has anyone seen this? 👇

Fixing dryer because happy gf > smelly clothes. I recommend this trick when taking things apart for the first time:

@thedarkrattler.bsky.social question: in your header are those the old WWF figures with the thumb holes in the back?

Them: “russian military is big and scary and Ukraine should surrender” Me: “this is current russian air defence”

But bacon doesn’t turn crispy after 3-4 mins in the microwave 😤 /activelyruiningdinner

Utilizing “Giga Goat” with my son last night was one of the best times I’ve had playing games in months. @coffeestainnorth.bsky.social He was so excited to read “0.01% of players” had the achievement… anarchy quickly ensued. 🐐🎮

Oh My Goodness! I declare this honorary NAFO strategy.

Second best thing I’ve eaten all morning ☺️

Sizzling breakfast, short skirt, long jacket. Nom!

I have a plan:

Can someone point me in the right direction if I hypothetically wanted to install an emulator of Capcom’s Alien vs Predator arcade game (1994)?

Taking down Trump isn’t even political anymore, it’s about taking down a transnational criminal organization operating at the highest echelons of US government and putting our international security at extreme risk.

43 years old and I still can’t keep myself from shoveling food in my face without allowing it to cool for a single second. Chimichangas are an oral exfoliant for me. 😭🌯

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I swear to fuck if these cats wake me up at 3:30AM again I’m going to have Luka Magnotta house sit for a us.

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