And there is plenty of kibble!

SAD!!

ICE has erected a gate to keep protesters out. They are blocking a public street, despite the Broadview Fire Department ordering ICE to tear it down. Join us at 1930 Beach Street. 7-9 AM. Tell Broadview to tear this fence down.

JUST NOW AT THE UN…

Jimmy Kimmel's Monologue now has 14.3 MILLION VIEWS on YouTube. It would be a shame for you to share it www.youtube.com/watch?v=c1tj...

I went to bed with 10 mosquito bites and woke up with 15. I’m really starting to understand the day to day struggle of the fellas at the bio labs.

I woke up to two cats having a knife party on my face with their murder mittens in my nose holes.

Boycott Disney/ABC

Could you imagine if children deported from your country were then “reeducated” or sold into sex slavery? If a “leader” is an uwu-par fan girl of Pooh Bear or awestruck by the paper mache Peter The Great you should probably assume deportation is shorthand for disappearance.

Translation: never trust the ruZZians.

What the actual fuck

Ukraine to begin exporting naval drones, other weapons, Zelensky says Kyiv has drawn up proposals for a "controlled export" of Ukrainian weapons, particularly sea drones, President Volodymyr Zelensky said in his evening address on Sept. 21.

Not just Unpopular! He's also the Most Unworthy-Unqualified-Unethical-Uneducated-Unprepared-Undemocratic-Unfortunate-Unhinged-Unjust-Unread-Unappealing-Unconscionable-Untrustworthy-Unscrupulous-Unstable-Unbearable-Unlikable-Unreliable-Unsound & Unctuous President in Modern American History. 🇺🇸 🙄

Cancelled, cancelled, Manchester, “tame me in the tempers four that I may serve the forever more”.

iPhone: Wi-Fi turned off for 24 hours Me: *pulls into carpark at grocery iPhone: SSL error you stupid piece of shit!!!

It is impossibly weird that @highnessophelia.bsky.social and I both say “pray for me Argentina” as a turn of phrase. I would like to apologize to Argentina🇦🇷. Don’t cry 😢

*pretending the apocalypse isn’t happening

youtube.com/watch?v=HbAK... @blockheadnyc.bsky.social you wouldn’t happen to know where I could find this on vinyl would you? Any format? I’ll settle for a RealPlayer formatted ad window with the ringtones… why can’t I find this album?

Moby, DiCaprio, sharks, marijuana. I haven’t seen this film in years. 🏝️💨🦈

Some of us own our own business and can’t be fired. Sure, we’ll lose opportunities…but we want be fired. And when it comes to artists who own their own businesses and can’t be fired, we speak the fuck up. Because we can’t be fired 😘

A Black man and a homeless man were found hanging from trees in Mississippi yesterday, for those who haven’t seen yet because it’s barely made it out of local news.

Nom. *cough* Nom.

A friend of mine gave me an herbal inhaler type thing a couple of years ago. I have no idea where I would get a new one when this one is dead. If anyone has info on this product I’d appreciate help IDing this:

The primary person that would have benefited the most from Charlie Kirk’s public assassination is Donald Trump, and we already know it’s not beyond magic ear Trump to orchestrate a plot where his own followers are killed. Especially to cover up the Epstein files and coverage.

Getting a notification that there is a wild fire only a few miles away but she looks so peaceful sleeping.

Tim Robinson brandishing a pistol is the most terrifying bit of film I have seen all year. 🤣

Just got head from @highnessophelia.bsky.social in the school parking lot and she’s driving 😏

5:30AM: “Baaaaabe… 🐕 +🦨”

Since yesterday, we have raised only €75. Honestly, it is very slow and feels like a disaster 🥺 We are far behind our planned schedule 🥺

Just a reminder that Katie Johnson sued 47 for allegedly raping her when she was 13 at Epstein’s New York home. She was forced to drop the charges after receiving MULTIPLE death threats. RELEASE THE EPSTEIN FILES!

8:55PM: gf walks into bedroom with knife block full of knives. “It’s for your safety” (paraphrasing). I left my dead man switch in my car so if I wake up w/ a bunch of new gills all of you know what to do 🤣

Here's something you don't see every day. Ukraine's 151st Motorised Rifle Brigade published this video showing how they an underwater FPV drone to destroy a Russian river crossing. I guess this is in Kharkiv region, date unknown.

If you kill a coyote and gut it on a trail it will keep the other coyotes from returning. Alternatively, you can locate the coyote’s den and kill their offspring while they are away. This has the same effect but results in less coyotes. #justsayin

When speaking of tactics, incapacitating a single is more strategically sound as it takes more active snowballs out of the toss to extract a single snowman.

I’m excited. I think tomorrow I get to go fire my KelTek KS7. #triggeredleft 🤭

Top tier advice!

They don’t wear body armor on their legs. You can incapacitate them rather quickly. Ice can easily melt when exposed to the elements. #nokings.

Forger that made my naked fella can you send it again? It’s taking me a decade of dm scrolling to find it. #nafo

@sixofspades.bsky.social I see you

Watching Emkay r/techgore and I’m going to have nightmares

Also, visit signmyrocket.com if you want to have a physical impact.

Funniest way to kill RuZzian orcs

I have two decks. I think there are three

All the dumb shit I’ve done and my son is only impressed that my fella is on a playing card.

@youranonbonzi.bsky.social the best hacks

I frequently get jealous that my gf is way cooler than me.

Fellas I will follow you back. Just give me a day or two to bust out of this depression slump. Tasks are hard n’ stuff.

I haven’t slept in three days and I hate everything.