Got a compliment on my new shirt at the dispensary this morning. 🥰

I hope the apocalypse pops up at less than 10m because I sold my Glock months ago and only have buckshot and slugs 😞

Has anyone seen this? 👇

Fixing dryer because happy gf > smelly clothes. I recommend this trick when taking things apart for the first time:

@thedarkrattler.bsky.social question: in your header are those the old WWF figures with the thumb holes in the back?

Them: “russian military is big and scary and Ukraine should surrender” Me: “this is current russian air defence”

But bacon doesn’t turn crispy after 3-4 mins in the microwave 😤 /activelyruiningdinner

Utilizing “Giga Goat” with my son last night was one of the best times I’ve had playing games in months. @coffeestainnorth.bsky.social He was so excited to read “0.01% of players” had the achievement… anarchy quickly ensued. 🐐🎮

Oh My Goodness! I declare this honorary NAFO strategy.

Second best thing I’ve eaten all morning ☺️

Sizzling breakfast, short skirt, long jacket. Nom!

I have a plan:

Can someone point me in the right direction if I hypothetically wanted to install an emulator of Capcom’s Alien vs Predator arcade game (1994)?

Taking down Trump isn’t even political anymore, it’s about taking down a transnational criminal organization operating at the highest echelons of US government and putting our international security at extreme risk.

43 years old and I still can’t keep myself from shoveling food in my face without allowing it to cool for a single second. Chimichangas are an oral exfoliant for me. 😭🌯

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I swear to fuck if these cats wake me up at 3:30AM again I’m going to have Luka Magnotta house sit for a us.

Share a Christmas movie

I woke up grumpy and my wonderful gf sent me the GPS coordinates of the outdoor shooting range so I could go blow off steam (as requested). But instead we agreed me playing god and zapping assholes from space in GTA Online was easier on the wallet.

Is it time to eat the rich yet? But instead of eat I mean tar and feather and instead of tar and feathers we use crude oil and Monopoly™️ money.

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Can we stop using the term “mama bear” to describe women with strong maternal instincts? A mother bear will abandon or eat its cub if it is injured, weak, or just slow. How about we use elephants or orcas instead?

@highnessophelia.bsky.social makes the BEST stuffed pasta shells.

Goodnight Bluesky, goodnight #nafo I’m off to the bobiverse!

I just discovered Yancey’s Fancy brand Ghost Pepper Cheddar and it is painfully delightful. The tingly searing of my tastebuds pairs nicely with my now nonexistent sinus pressure. ❤️‍🔥👻🌶️🧀

🫡 "We've lost 27 of our own. In return, we destroyed 24,895 russian troops and 76,950 targets. That’s two entire army corps. For every one of ours - 1,000 of theirs," — Magyar

All of these "pro-life" assholes out here celebrating children going without food deserve to have a personal encounter with a wood chipper.

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Sometimes I giggle to myself when I think of how quickly Chris Webby’s career died when he went pro trump.

Hot take: Susan Lorincz should be blood eagled.

My son wanted another go at being Jason Voorhees this year. Took his old mask and gave it a makeover!

The “Pro-Life” Party is murdering babies.

Our #50States4Ukraine initiative joined the ranks of #NAFO officially😁. Behold our all-American #Fella 😆 www.youtube.com/watch?v=dGKc...

@tnforukraine.bsky.social welcome to #NAFO Tennessee! There is a new kibble station located near the closet with all the old overhead projectors and TV carts.

@dennisetaylor.bsky.social say, any plans for an art book of the Bobiverse?

Finished We Are Legion (We are Bob) last night. I’m fully invested in the Bobiverse. @highnessophelia.bsky.social introduced me to the absolute legend Ray Porter which naturally lead me right to Dennis E. Taylor. Now onto For We Are Many.

And there is plenty of kibble!

SAD!!

ICE has erected a gate to keep protesters out. They are blocking a public street, despite the Broadview Fire Department ordering ICE to tear it down. Join us at 1930 Beach Street. 7-9 AM. Tell Broadview to tear this fence down.

JUST NOW AT THE UN…

Jimmy Kimmel's Monologue now has 14.3 MILLION VIEWS on YouTube. It would be a shame for you to share it www.youtube.com/watch?v=c1tj...

I went to bed with 10 mosquito bites and woke up with 15. I’m really starting to understand the day to day struggle of the fellas at the bio labs.

I woke up to two cats having a knife party on my face with their murder mittens in my nose holes.

Boycott Disney/ABC