When Bari Weiss refers to her “North Star” I assume she’s talking about Trump’s butthole.

Imagine covering up for child rapists and being able to look yourself in the mirror.

Dementia Don.

I can’t believe how stupid everything is

Re: Epstein’s emails

American: “I’m paying more at the grocery store.” Trump: “No you’re not.” American: “I mean…I am. I have the receipt right here.” Trump: “Prices are WAY down.” American: “They’re just…not.” Trump: “Are too!” American: “…” Trump: “…” American: “…” Trump: “I’ve ended 22 wars!”

As a New Yorker I am devastated that Tiffany won't be gracing us with her presence. If I had know my vote for Mamdani was going to cost us the opportunity for Tiffany to dine in Time Sq, take selfies at the 9/11 memorial and wander aimlessly down our crowded sidewalks I would have voted differently.

Looking forward to learning all about how the right should move left to win elections tomorrow. They should maybe dye their hair pink, learn to love pronouns.

I’m proud to be with Mamdani. Trump, Elon and John Rocker are with Cuomo.

Well, we’ve apparently reached the “now I’ve got to defend John fucking Bolton” stage of fighting for democracy. Ok, so be it.

"unbecoming of republicans"

Operation Distract from the Epstein Files rolls on!

You know what was weird last week? I didn’t see anyone fired for quoting words actually spoken by Jane Goodall.

It's funny, just this weekend my friends and I were sitting on the patio of our favorite wine bar in Pacific Heights, enjoying a delightful Napa chard and having a good laugh about that time we all so into coal. It used to be the fossil-fuel du jour and now it's completely fallen out of fashion!

Donald Trump is way less popular than he wants you to believe. And you are significantly more powerful than he wants you to think.

Melissa Hortman practiced politics the right way.

The Republican Party and their media friends are covering for child rapists.

10,000% agree.

CEO Worried 23-Year-Old Only Into Him For His Keen Business Acumen https://theonion.com/ceo-worried-23-year-old-only-into-him-for-his-keen-business-acumen/

Donald stole Mel Brooks' bit. youtu.be/g2Bp8SqYrnE?...

Well, you know the streets of DC are truly dangerous if they're letting the president go out at night for a photo op.

These people experience the five stages of grief every time they're asked to dial 1 for English, but saying slavery was really bad is apparently being too negative.

Often we say that trump flunkies are out there making comments in public with the intent to please an audience of one. However this may be the first time we've seen trump be the one genuflecting to an audience of one.

Tianaman Sq had Tank Man, we have Turkey Club Man. You don’t choose your heroes you just embrace them.

Cyanide delivered with a smile. That's politics at an elite level.

Lyndsey Graham and John Cornyn have just made themselves active participants in a conspiracy to protect a child sexual predator.

Sumner trashed the south for three hours in front of everyone and they didn’t do shit. Then Brooks snuck up on Sumner while he was alone and working at his desk and hit him with his cane. That’s southern honor.

If you stare into the Deep State long enough, the Deep State stares back into you.

If you think the white Union busting billionaire from apartheid South Africa is for working people but the working class assemblyman from Uganda is an elitist then its not economic justice you’re protecting its white supremacy.

probably a good time to bring this back

i am simply asking the press to cover the government sending masked thugs to rip people from their crying children and shipping them to a foreign concentration camp with the same ferocity they cover a trans kid playing jv tennis in sheboygan

AI isn't a person, it's pencil. You won't lose your job to AI, you'll lose it to a person who knows how to use AI better than you.

Patents coast-to-coast are praising their children for spend a busy morning on social media.

I've never been closer to taking Sydney Sweeney on a date. At no time prior to this moment has the possibility of Ms. Sweeney and I sharing a romantic evening been closer to happening than it is right now.

Edward R. Murrow’s powerful anti-McCarthy broadcast is as relevant now as it was 71 years ago. Have a listen.

If it shocks you that so many people can so easily turn themselves into tools of violent, authoritarian regimes you should read Christopher Browning's book "Ordinary Men". In any society there people who live only inches away from the capability to do terrible things in the name of the state.

Tell MAGA that Obama got rid of the food pyramid 14 years ago and you'll see the food pyramid in every public school in America next week. Trump would cancel the military parade and instead have a food pyramid parade. Sean Hannity will do a 90 minute special on the "Great American Food Pyramid!".

I’m not saying goldfish don’t have short memories. I’m just saying how we know that? Maybe they’re just nonchalant?

Some law firm should step up and volunteer to represent Abrego Garcia in both a wrongful prosecution lawsuit against the trump administration and a slander lawsuit against this individual personally.

I'm sure there's a misanthropic, maladjusted 15 year old lingering by his locker during 5 period who also has some equally well reasoned thoughts about governing ideology he could share, if the Times is interested.

Biden old, Trump old. Biden good president. Trump bad president.

Don’t look at me, I voted for the black lady who didn’t want to burn down our economy.