For every Skynet reference for what's happening today I demand an equal W.O.P.E.R. reference!

When this regime has been resigned to the garbage can of history there will be men and women now in uniform who will be going to jail for the crimes they were ordered to commit. Whiskey Pete will have received his pardon and be commenting on their trials from the comfort of Fox studios.

She's stepping down to spend more time lying to her family.

A timely reminder that all art is political.

First rule of politics; if you're explaining, you're losing.

Sir, I don't think "I brought my kids with me when I visited the pedophile's private island" is the exculpatory argument you seem to think it is.

I'm hardly the first person to note this, but it's enormously instructive that our President and his followers saw the message "THE ONLY THING MORE POWERFUL THAN HATE IS LOVE" and understood it, correctly, as an attack on them

Community Leather Coat Drive Helps Bad Boys In Need https://theonion.com/community-leather-coat-drive-helps-bad-boys-in-need/

When a satirical post not actually satire...

Racism is not an unknowable disease of the heart, it's a provable set of actions and responses. That's why the @nytimes.com can't handle. For them to admit that Trump is racist would mean they'd have to admit they been carrying the water for a racist all these years. They won't ever do that.

How do you make hanging out with the world's most notorious pedophile and sex trafficker worse? Oh, I know!

“The Jew was only and always a parasite in the body of other peoples” -Adolf Hitler The uniforms change, the playbook remains the same.

Conservatives pre-January 24th 2026: "We need the Second Amendment so we can stand up to government tyranny!" Conservatives post-January 24th 2026: "Everyone knows if you're going to stand up to government tyranny don't bring your gun!"

The greatest weapon we have is resistance. Their Achilles heel is ego. They are wounded deeply by scorn and mockery. Let this hero be a beacon of hope.

what a legend lmao

That’s why the better slogan was, is, and will always be “Demilitarize the Police”

Mark Kelly is a patriot. Pete Hegseth is a piece of shit. Pass it on.

When Bari Weiss refers to her “North Star” I assume she’s talking about Trump’s butthole.

Imagine covering up for child rapists and being able to look yourself in the mirror.

Dementia Don.

I can’t believe how stupid everything is

Re: Epstein’s emails

American: “I’m paying more at the grocery store.” Trump: “No you’re not.” American: “I mean…I am. I have the receipt right here.” Trump: “Prices are WAY down.” American: “They’re just…not.” Trump: “Are too!” American: “…” Trump: “…” American: “…” Trump: “I’ve ended 22 wars!”

As a New Yorker I am devastated that Tiffany won't be gracing us with her presence. If I had know my vote for Mamdani was going to cost us the opportunity for Tiffany to dine in Time Sq, take selfies at the 9/11 memorial and wander aimlessly down our crowded sidewalks I would have voted differently.

I’m proud to be with Mamdani. Trump, Elon and John Rocker are with Cuomo.

Well, we’ve apparently reached the “now I’ve got to defend John fucking Bolton” stage of fighting for democracy. Ok, so be it.

"unbecoming of republicans"

Operation Distract from the Epstein Files rolls on!

You know what was weird last week? I didn’t see anyone fired for quoting words actually spoken by Jane Goodall.

It's funny, just this weekend my friends and I were sitting on the patio of our favorite wine bar in Pacific Heights, enjoying a delightful Napa chard and having a good laugh about that time we all so into coal. It used to be the fossil-fuel du jour and now it's completely fallen out of fashion!

Donald Trump is way less popular than he wants you to believe. And you are significantly more powerful than he wants you to think.

Melissa Hortman practiced politics the right way.

The Republican Party and their media friends are covering for child rapists.

10,000% agree.

CEO Worried 23-Year-Old Only Into Him For His Keen Business Acumen https://theonion.com/ceo-worried-23-year-old-only-into-him-for-his-keen-business-acumen/

Donald stole Mel Brooks' bit. youtu.be/g2Bp8SqYrnE?...

Well, you know the streets of DC are truly dangerous if they're letting the president go out at night for a photo op.

These people experience the five stages of grief every time they're asked to dial 1 for English, but saying slavery was really bad is apparently being too negative.

Often we say that trump flunkies are out there making comments in public with the intent to please an audience of one. However this may be the first time we've seen trump be the one genuflecting to an audience of one.

Tianaman Sq had Tank Man, we have Turkey Club Man. You don’t choose your heroes you just embrace them.

Cyanide delivered with a smile. That's politics at an elite level.

Lyndsey Graham and John Cornyn have just made themselves active participants in a conspiracy to protect a child sexual predator.

Sumner trashed the south for three hours in front of everyone and they didn’t do shit. Then Brooks snuck up on Sumner while he was alone and working at his desk and hit him with his cane. That’s southern honor.

If you stare into the Deep State long enough, the Deep State stares back into you.

If you think the white Union busting billionaire from apartheid South Africa is for working people but the working class assemblyman from Uganda is an elitist then its not economic justice you’re protecting its white supremacy.

probably a good time to bring this back

i am simply asking the press to cover the government sending masked thugs to rip people from their crying children and shipping them to a foreign concentration camp with the same ferocity they cover a trans kid playing jv tennis in sheboygan

AI isn't a person, it's pencil. You won't lose your job to AI, you'll lose it to a person who knows how to use AI better than you.

Patents coast-to-coast are praising their children for spend a busy morning on social media.