The only “superapp” we recognize is Grandmaster Flash’s. youtu.be/Up8zxybJNHQ?...

DJ Reading Glasses on the 1s and 2s.

Bardownski, boys.

I think I was maybe 4 or 5 when I met John Bennett Perry (Matthew Perry’s dad), who was on a show called 240-Robert that I liked, probably because of police cars and trucks. He must have been in town for the Williamstown Theater Festival.

Ursula LeGuin’s City of Illusions could absolutely cook as a prestige post-apocalyptic/sci-fi drama on AppleTV.

Scientists relied on the core scientific principle of “who smelt it dealt it.”

Now that I’ve wrapped up the monthly Big Trouble show, I can invite you properly to Beat Raffle, an all-vinyl DJ night at Steady Pour here in NE that I’ll be DJing at next week.

54-28, but who is gonna fuck with this team

Great news, and I’d really like to hear her go to town on this six-string bass someday.

New twetnysomething assistant incoming.

There it is.

Pretty damn good for not a lot of obvious A-list stars.

My pitch applying for Target’s Lead Creative Strategist:

If there's formal wear and famous people and cameras and no chance of standing up for anything in the moment, you can absolutely count on Amy Klobuchar to be there.

Working hard or hardly working?

Now that I’ve wrapped up the monthly Big Trouble show, I can invite you properly to Beat Raffle, an all-vinyl DJ night at Steady Pour here in NE that I’ll be DJing at next week.

Remembering some Guys.

And so we beat on, driving the strugglebus, legit borne back 24/7 into our cringe era.

Me: “Max.” Max:

It's time to get your patio music™️ on at the White Squirrel with Big Trouble next Saturday. ™️ - @stevenhyden.bsky.social

Remember anytime the discourse moves towards why and how you should or shouldn’t be on social media and whether it’s dying or whatever, we’re on Earth to fart around.

Met a puppy today.

This will make some folks mad, but they should make a car where the steering wheel doesn’t fly out the window.

Happy birthday to Bob Dylan, an icon

Me playing Halo with my buds on the OG Xbox

120 Minutes at the 331 Club tonight, that's what's up.

120 Minutes at the 331 Club tonight, that's what's up.

I don't know that I'm ever going to really recover from this shithead being in charge.

God this thing goes so hard.

When did Bottle Rocket-era Owen Wilson start playing for the Cavs?

One of the great things about your children getting older is that they start to find things they deeply love in a different way than the simple infatuations of youth. You can see their future passions starting to take root. For my children, it’s pushing in the cutting board without wiping it off.

It's time to get your patio music™️ on at the White Squirrel with Big Trouble next Saturday. ™️ - @stevenhyden.bsky.social

What’s the hardest state to draw

Congrats, @calwilliamscomm.bsky.social

I'm introduced nearly every week to a new person who sucks absolute shit and frankly, I'm tired of it.

You ever think about how Kevin Garnett’s name is “Kevin”

Fender issuing cease and desists for small builders making Strat style guitars, MLS looking at having a clock that stops for subs, etc. Truly a golden era for companies and orgs deciding it’s time to just fuck their own shit entirely the fuck up.

For whatever reason, the last four songs we’ve added have been heavy ones, so prepare for a night of bangers: Just by Radiohead, Hey Man Nice Shot by Filter, One-Armed Scissor by At the Drive-In, My Own Summer by Deftones, plus more.

I resent that these are good.

The sort of disconnected world is what I’m finding most enjoyable about Letterkenny, but what I really appreciate about it is how it’s maybe mostly a shows about language.

The four genders.

Trey Songz is French for “very Songz.”

Passing in the Target Center hasn’t been this fun since Rubio.

Free kick in my daughter’s soccer game just skied way over the goal. Absolute chimneys.

Come down to the Renaissance Hotel patio for some ‘90s alternative jams at 6 pm. If you’re into that kind of thing.

Charlie Sheen showing up to the set of Ferris Bueller’s Day Off: “Ugh, I’ve been up for 48 hours straight.” Assistant director: “In order to accurately portray the strung out junkie lifestyle of this character?” Sheen: “… Y—es.”

Long one in the 331 lot today. For reference: anecdotebooksstp.com

Pitter patter.