Main Coon & Maine Character

Yes please thank you

LINDA!!

I reflexively ducked multiple times while watching this 😭 youtube.com/shorts/KkO0W...

Fuck Hasbro then

"It should be considered an honor, not a job." - a useless adult whined youtube.com/shorts/mfD2X...

I am still so high The lack of coordination is kicking my ass

I forget every single damn time

Seth bought me a pound of bread last night and also three candy bars and made some wings Just remembering it now I'm hungry

Wasn't this a show on Apple TV?

I AM STILL HIGH

Mistakes were made

Only if I have a whole cheesecake right after We're safe, people, we're safe

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I really want a cheesecake

I'm watching a lady make a cheesecake in the wrongest possible way.. and frankly, I think she's on to something

I am in no state to go outside and purchase a thing... Which, of course, means that now I'm hungry for cookies, chips, ice cream, cake, cheesecake, bread, donuts

Good morning to everyone; except that mammy-ass mother who made her daughter's graduation celebration about her bobbleheaded son. The parents, the son and his hairline can all go to hell.

Mood

Y'ALL LOOK AT THE KITTIES TINY PEETS 😭😭😭

Me: Sagittarius Mami: Leo Dad: Capricorn

“White people will always shoot bail for other white people” - ME

Marcha contra la remilitarización de Puerto Rico. “Sin Editar” #leicam11D #28mm #noir by Rolando Emmanuelli #sineditar #remmanuelli

Some GOP bastards are rebranding June as "nuclear family month" to replace Pride which makes it kinda hilarious that I immediately thought of the lesbians I know raising children. www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news...

Your "largely Jewish community", but also defending fake Nazi symbol ignorance from a WW2 history buff. Sure, we'll go with that.

*Benny Hill theme music intensifies*

Of all the piss poor excuses I've heard made on behalf of Platner and his Nazi ass this has to be the stupidest. If I happen to learn that I had a Nazi symbol on me, I'd get it the hell off me immediately. Your boy has not done that.

People owning multiple homes and letting them sit vacant and unaffordable in a housing crisis is more insane.

Can you imagine if they had to stop the game because It Happened? “We ask that everyone observe a moment of sil-“ *announcement is cut off by 120dB cheers that last for 90 minutes*

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Sorry, I'm not home right now, I'm walking into spiderwebs. So leave a message, and I'll call you back.

I’m screaming at the dog being concerned at the end and coming to check and see what all that commotion going on back there was

It’s ”Skin Folk” by @nalohop.bsky.social btw always forget that the authors I read usually have an account on here.

Was reading a horror novel about Caribbean ghost stories and the lights in my hotel room started flickering accompanied by loud clattering noises. Safe to say, gonna leave a 1-star “haunted by ghosts of Dutch planters” review on Google at the end of my stay.

The face I make when I say something silly

Every single person I’ve had an interaction with in this country has been amazing and yet everybody in charge of it is a fucking asshole

bret stephens really is embedded in the trump administration i am trying to delete this

“Preserving historical truth is a safeguard against authoritarian rule.” — Jason Stanley Attacks on honest history are attacks on democracy itself. A $15 donation helps keep free people’s history lessons in classrooms nationwide. Donate to Zinn Education Project: www.zinnedproject.org/donate/

Somehow, Texas Tech returned

The definitely would have liked her vibe at the bar back in the day.

"God's chosen".. Yet not one amongst you assholes (Israelis) can do math? And I laughed just like her. www.threads.com/@adivunsolic...

What you talking about that woman is wife material you motherfuckers not husband material

Happy Pride everyone! 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ Stay safe, remember the 'phobes are not worth your energy, and make sure you do-

This book is excellent for readers who aren’t lawyers, and the audiobook is actually Madiba reading it. Highly recommend.

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She is a really cool person and you should either check out her lewd streams or watch her on twitch and sub to her. Legitimately would mean allot to me for her to get more attention and financial support

Coffee n cats this morning ☕️ #art

omg there’s a full moon, I can feel it… it dwells within me…. the rage of a wolf…!!!!