Always a good idea to turn off auto-play videos; choose what you see and what you don't.

I have watched the video. I think you probably do not need to watch the video. it shows what you think it's gonna show in terms of lack of justification.

I understand why people share stuff like this but the only people that actually NEED to watch it will be on a jury at a murder trial for the members of ICE doing it, so don’t force yourself. (I ain’t gonna)

ICE just murdered a woman here in Minneapolis. A legal observer. Shot her multiple times while she drove away as ordered. She was a US citizen. Absolute, unequivocal, cold-blooded murder by Trump’s gestapo. Abolish ICE, jail for everyone in charge. This is the lowest bar we accept now.

I’m jumping to the closing argument but I can confirm this via my own memory. It is absolutely true that people predicted *all* bars would go out of business and restaurants would lose at least 50% of their customers if we banned indoor smoking. This was a deeply held, sincere, popular belief.

You're not ready for the name of the energy transition specialist at Heat Pump Association UK

No, Bella, you have so much to live for!

Current status: 7% saag paneer, by volume.

I am pretty well into a script titled "you are being misled about renewable energy" Not gonna pull out studies. Don't need to go over climate change. Just a simple, plain conversation where we look at the realities of renewables vs. fossil fuels and I say "stop letting Republicans lie to you"

A minor point compared to the whole eugenics thing, but not mentioned in the article is that I’ve never been in this venue because it is wildly ADA non-compliant.

Turns out Maduro is the CEO of ANTIFA.

Ok no more posting time to tell the computer how to build an app.

This wheel is to the boy squirrel the way that the football is to Charlie Brown and it still makes me laugh every time he tries to use it only to be immediately spun.

There’s a shot in No Country For Old Men where they supposedly have just transitioned to El Paso and there is an Albuquerque landmark that is so prominent it might as well be the HOLLYWOOD sign in the center of a shot labeled “San Francisco”.

The bar starts at “Nobel peace prize nominee calling me homophobic/ableist slurs” and only goes up from there.

this is how every outlet should refer to X

This is how I feel watching baseball. I'm 100% certain I could make contact with a pitch. Not a single doubt in my mind. I know I could do it. I'm equally certain that making contact would rip my arms and at least the upper third of my ribcage straight out of my body, also I will shit my pants.

Lemonade is sweet and sour water.

At the current exchange rate that is approximately $288.

Lemonade is sweet and sour water.

Goldfish crackers are just oyster crackers with fins and cheese flavor. But the stuck with the ocean theme

"what if they hire autists", you ask you cannot own autism. you can only rent it.

Ok I’m going back to telling the computer how to make an app, if I post anymore today and isn’t about that plz yell at me.

It's New Year, so time to look back and forward. These are 10 things I think we need to recognise in 2026. It’s a response to what I think are profoundly damaging mistaken assumptions I’ve heard and read from practitioners, journalists, and analysts in 2025. Warning: very long🧵

A hacker known as Martha Root broke in and deleted three white supremacists websites at the end of a talk during the annual hacker conference Chaos Communication Congress in Germany.

You have my vote for President of Robin Hood.

we're all 38 here, I cannot be the only person to have played this

RETVRN

The Witness

World’s most flammable snowman in Albuquerque would be great for this. (Giant tumbleweeds painted white, set up in the median of I40 during the holidays by the flood control authority)

I wasn’t wrong.

Gonna start saying “near be it to me” in addition to “high key” and “full offense intended”.

i made a Portal mod that makes GLaDOS slightly curvier #mechsploitation

Lmao L M A O L. M. A. O.

Deserved, young 👑! #Sinners

I made a t-shirt last night after I read that Satya Nadella post about how mean we're being by calling AI slop slop. I'm sad I couldn't get it here in time for the CES keynotes tomorrow.

why though?

I had a Reddit post removed from an “Ask” subreddit because the mods said it could have been answered “by a search engine.” Have any of them used a search engine lately? Search engines don’t answer shit anymore! They’re all completely enshittified. Why do you think I was on Reddit?

same

My dumb brain, confidently thinking forty years ago was some time in the 1950s: “this is fake, nobody was talking about the ‘drug war’ that long ago, you can’t fool me.” The part of my brain that knows math: “hey I just ch-“ MDBCT4YAWSTIT50s: “shut up nerd I’m being mad on the internet”

all this is both foolish and unnecessary

What I hear when I'm in the dentist's chair.

"Grilled cheese" is somewhat of a misnomer. It's actually the bread that's grilled; the cheese just melts. We've been getting lied to for years.

Utterly not the point of the post but correlation between “we gave our kid a special unique spelling of their name because they’re so precious” and “we can’t be bothered to take basic health steps because fuck them kids” is probably high. Stay away from Tragedeighs during flu season y’all.

New pride logo just dropped

“Look, we needed the active collusion of the other five people to track Maduro and turn off the air defense so we could grab him, how do you expect us to go back and get them /too/?”

Yes, hello? I don’t think 2026 is working properly. I’d like to cancel my free 5 day trial please.

Everybody is saying this.

Well I guess I need to check this out because this seems like extremely my shit.