DUDES ROCK

Okay I'll bite what the fuck are peptides

imagine dying and your legacy is being the widely accepted worst guy at a guilty dude's murder trial

Mount Washburn - Northeastern View, Yellowstone National Park #NPS #NationalParkService #Yellowstone

Not my precious decentralized protocol

tech freaks getting booed when they speak at normal schools is an exciting new genre of news story and i hope we get much more

grogu was just seen exiting the oval office

No one wants to understand that we're the guy, we've been the guy since before all of us were born, and there's a very good chance we'll continue being the guy after all of us are dead.

One of the reasons the US can't do what European countries do is that there isn't a second US the US can turn to to backstop their national security for free.

In an unusual flight path, jet flies into World Trade Center.

I do think that we should free all the January 6th insurrectionists from prison and then just follow them around and arrest them again for the even worse crime they will inevitably commit within 24 hours.

me, personally? I like to say stupid things on the internet to my imaginary friends

Elk Creek Webcam, Curecanti National Recreation Area #NPS #NationalParkService #Curecanti

this is amazing. i did court observation and escorting last summer and these guys were just monstrous. they LOVED how much they terrified people - children, old women, anyone weaker than them

fully cheeked up #BUTTS

A salient thing that everyone should keep in the forefront of their minds during these bizarre, horrible times: not only are stupid, malevolent, and wealthy not mutually exclusive, that is a far tighter Venn diagram than one might imagine.

"Make us, O'Connor, you bigot motherfucker"

Yeah, I'm gonna tell you what, boys and men. I encourage you to remove wholesale from your brain the idea that "bitch" is a thing you get to call women anymore.

you ever read something so french that you need to go flirt with someone who is not your spouse

Inshallah it's the bloodflow through the carotid

"It's not the waking, it's the rising"

Mars during the Psyche encounter on May 15th using data that came down last night. flic.kr/p/2sdKK7L

Every Greatest Punk Albums list should be required to put where they placed Never Mind the Bollocks in the headline. Like “The Top 100 Punk Rock Albums Of All Time (Sex Pistols are #7)” just so I can set my expectations if the editorial staff knows ball.

Musk v Altman JUDGE: The jury has sent a question and the answer is no, the death penalty is not "available for both sides" please return to the jury room and limit your consideration to civil damages.

Speedrun xkcd.com/3246/

If you ranked the 1000 most corrupt things ever done by an executive branch official in the history of the United States something like 950 of them would have happened since Jan 20 2025.

there’s music for literally every activity

it's cool that the president is trying to steal two billion dollars from my taxes to give to his pedophile friends and i'm supposed to like keep doing my job or whatever

Not now, Elder Gods From Outside Reality Frozen Under The Ice For Aeons

corruption is a disease. there is a cure. www.liberalcurrents.com/prosecute-th...

Little Brewster - Boston Light Looking East, Boston Harbor Islands National Recreation Area #NPS #NationalParkService #BostonHarborIslands

Last Jedi is on FX rn if anyone wants to argue

A typical mid-sized private jet consumes 300 gal/hr and jet fuel has increased 27% since the Iran Adventure began. That's about +$500 per flight hour, perhaps +$900/hr for a large Gulfstream-sized jet. If they're mad about a tax and silent on that, it's not about money, it's *zizek voice* ideology.

So you CAN get reparations you just have to be a reactionary white person who tries to overthrow the government because black votes shouldn’t count

“Instead of student loan forgiveness we’re doing a coup forgiveness program”

"hike their pay 500% and tax their capital gains as ordinary income" may not sound appropriately strict but it would hit these guys like a truck.

I’ve found it goes down a lot easier with folks if we pair this good idea with “banning stock trading for all electeds and any direct family member”

*huge bong rip* The only problem with falling birth rates is that having children forces you to accept compromise in ways you cannot grasp elsewise, so people aren't used to how often "there is no good solution, everyone is mad, but we're all gonna survive another day" is the absolute best you get.

this is just one of those posts where you can go through, populate your block list a bit, and have a superior user experience in the future

on the one hand, it's a straightforward anti-corruption play that incentivizes better qualified people to want to stay in government. on the other hand, These Motherfuckers

this has got to be the worst time in american history to make the totally sensible and correct argument that we should pay people in congress more than we do

"So Josie, you spend a lot of time on that 'Bluesky' social media thing. Who else uses it?" "Well,

[Darth Vader when he strikes Obi-Wan down and he disappears leaving only his robes behind] Damn that’s… that’s not what happened to all those kids

Talked to a state department friend not that long ago: "Everything is about ten times worse than anyone says it is."

Again, this is a wave that is going to wash over the world and knock loose things you didn't even know it existed

Fezzik, tear his arms off.

there are a lot of people who seem to believe "if you cared enough, you would have won the election" is a type of argument rather than the dumbest fucking thing anyone has ever said

(scrolling Bluesky) I reject the premise. I reject the premise. Granted. I reject the premise. Not my fetish. Granted. I reject the premise. Funny. I reject the premise.