Ah, DOGE. We're gonna throw you in prison, skiddies. It's gonna be awesome.

Confusing what's legal with what's ethical. The true horror of online social media

“Rotta the Hutt’s cum gutters” would’ve been a solid golden age twitter display name. We used to be a country.

Leaving the Republican Party ain’t shit. He needs to join the Democratic caucus or he’s just a Republican afraid to own up to it.

It's a lie, mind you, Reasonably Benevolent Empress Walsh wouldn't even let you leave the fucking building! But thankful that bitch ain't in charge. Start finding the rats and tell them you'll catch them when the ship goes down! Then we bag 'em and drown the lot of 'em

We need to start seeding with rich people the idea that there is redemption on the other side of Trumpism, but only if they meet us the minute the man dies with piles of proof of the crimes their friends engaged in. Help us, and keep your status!

Okay so Angels in the Outfield is on. I haven't seen it in 30 years, easily. This cast is nuts!

Make it stick.

Girl they're gonna look at that one enlistment where you somehow made E5 without earning a single award aside from the ones you got automatically awarded for graduating your initial entry training at the time and say "um, the Army is full, actually"

We should beat these men with a half-brick in a sock.

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The age of the SUV is over Now is the time of the Fit

“Oyster Nazi” is one of those Venture Bros. villains that appears on screen for like four seconds

Ten, fifteen years of "women get sick of men's shit and go on a murder spree about it" would fix me

Had an absolutely awful day so I made this emotional support Italian sandwich. #SandwichSky

There’s truly little sadder than all these people posting pictures/clips of them trying on their old uniforms with captions like “I got one more deployment left in me” or “in case Washington calls” for clout. It’s over. Let it go. You’re the only one who gives a shit about your 2005 deployment.

Gas price fluctuations are rarely the fault of the president. THIS fluctuation is 100% because of the president (and more generally Republicans)

If you asked me, they should have to go through the whole officer training pipeline. If the Marines did this they would make them go through TBS, sooooo

My counter-offer: Let them join as 2LTs instead. Do the work. Learn the lessons. Take the hits. Figure it out first. They are not special and valorizing "tech" is some Brotherhood of Steel cult behavior. Anyone involved in this should be ashamed of themselves.

If Graham Platner is a cocaine dealer who spends all his time on boats, why hasn’t Pete Hegseth murdered him? Checkmate libs.

Please don’t spread misinformation. Tomahawks fly at low altitude. It’s climbing like a THAAD interceptor (we are out of interceptors).

Made it to Friday but at what cost

Well, gas is expensive, and food is expensive, and we’re doing a war nobody wants, but at least there are no jobs

Platner. I'm talking about Platner in case any name-searching Shutzstaffel want to debate these hands in the market place of ideas or the nearest parking lot.

How are we still talking about a Hotchkiss School rich kid cosplaying as working class with a Nazi chest piece that he covered up with a medium white supremacy Norse symbol five minutes ago? How is there anyone who isn't a Nazi still defending this guy?

Turns out if your plan is “take out one dude and they’ll surrender and sign over their peace prize to you” it only works once

Ten, fifteen years of "women get sick of men's shit and go on a murder spree about it" would fix me

At some point in Trump I when he slagged off the intelligence community, I remember saying that they were not going to forgive him for that and I suspect CIA Girlboss in VA is gonna be the vengeful spirit.

Costco giving me a push notification for this feels a little ominous

If Dolly were to give a press conference and announce she has a surprise, and then tear off her human skin to reveal herself as Trogdora the Burninator, about half of Bluesky (Yr Hmbl Crrspd't included) would immediately swear fealty to her and join whatever crusade she was leading.

Also maybe why they insist on calling him "working class" - he literally served them.

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And fuck Graham Platner for the Nazi piece of shit he is

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WHAT'S UP EVERYONE, ANDREA LAFLAMME IS ON BLUESKY NOW Sick of Graham Platner's Nazi bullshit? Looking for a younger candidate than Janet Mills? Lucky for us, the great state of Maine has more than two people!!

Don’t think there’s a great conspiracy here or anything but like, “Huh, how did these DC consultants find this one particular random guy and get him a bunch of buzz and cash early” always felt like it had an answer and hmmm.

I do think “Graham Platner was a bartender who personally served some DC pundits and reporters and was known to them” is a pretty big part of the skeleton key to unlocking how he got so much cash and media attention so fast and why they’re so determined to stay all in on him now

GAS HAS GONE UP 72 CENTS SINCE THE LAST TIME I FILLED THE TANK WHICH WAS LAST SUNDAY

“My total and utter victory over my ex-wife will be signified by her moving in with that guy Rick.”

is the anxious AI in the room with us right now?

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Did you know that Graham Platner was Ryan Grim's bartender back at the Tune Inn on Capitol Hill, a fact that Ryan Grim acknowledged on X?

Tres Leches (age 2.75) is currently livid with me because I cannot make similar poles of a magnet stick together

Hey this is like the most serious oil guy i know and this is worse than i expected