Any illustrators on here have a business card? Can I see it? I thought it might be nice to carry a sample of my work to hand to people I meet IRL but I am spending WAY too much time stressing about what it should look like.

just remember— they’re doing these terror crusades one city at a time because they don’t have the manpower to do more

Leaving my house with the ‘don’t tread on me’ flag on it, putting on my mask and tactical gear, strapping on my weapon, and roaming the cities and towns that didn’t vote for my favorite candidate as an armed anonymous agent of the state kidnapping and shooting people who I don’t like the look of.

When it comes to DMV-area regional rail you just can’t beat MARC. I used to take it for work and I would always say to my coworkers “I’m taking the MARC Train” and then quietly add “born Samuel Cwemons”. Great bit.

Boar's Head is done. Finished. They have obviously cut out all their food safety standards and even if some of the food they're making isn't contaminated, none of it is safe.

Boar's Head, again. Listeria, again. Pecorino cheese

every republican president destroys the economy

Because the choices are: Get killed in the United States or move somewhere else & become a victim of its foreign policy.

The evidence is increasingly pointing to the probability that an ICE agent killed a woman after misreading her as a threat because he was distracted by his simultaneous effort to record her so he could upload her image to a facial recognition database.

On the bright side (for a very stretchy definition of "bright"), we can take back the Gadsen flag which, unfortunately, goes extremely hard.

Speaking of Death Becomes Her, though… I saw this photo for the first time yesterday and I feel normal about it :) just as normal as I feel about the other photos in this lil set. More normal, even.

Reposting with alt-text because the world may be on fire but so is Charlie Kirk. Because he's in Hell. And I think that's beautiful, man.

the replies are amazing. this is a goddamned laser.

First book of 2026! I finished this last night and keep shorting out my train of thought by phrasing it in my head as needing to "digest" it more. But the ending. Fuck. books.apple.com/us/book/tend...

After federal troops forced a fugitive slave named Anthony Burns back into slavery in the 1850s, one Bostonian wrote, “we went to bed one night old-fashioned, conservative, Compromise Union Whigs and waked up stark mad Abolitionists.” The abuse of power radicalizes people. We are seeing that now.

he hits the left upright a third time and Ole Miss automatically wins the national championship. them’s the rules, as we all know

Can he doink one in off the crossbar and complete the fabled Triple Kerang

we need to entertain the possibility the ole miss kicker is doing side quests during the game

Ich doinke Du doinkst Er/sie/est doinkt Wir doinken Ihr doinkt Sie, sie doinken

It’s really heartbreaking that Charlie Kirk isn’t around to say the worst shit you’ve ever heard in your life about a horrific tragedy.

I like this time of year because the weather, my complexion, and my hormones conspire to give my face l'air du "someone who took high velocity rock salt to the face a couple days ago"

For 248 years the streets of America didn’t feature a roving masked federal kidnapping squad that might send you a Central American death camp or just murder you themselves, but getting rid of it now is some impossible lefty fantasy that professional Democrats lamentably must struggle against.

thanks guys

Ah, Border Patrol. An agency I have seen otherwise very conservative "law and order" ex-LEOs openly opine for the destruction of. It's a racist corrupt dumpster fire that actively makes our border less secure while giving the dumbest high school graduates in the borderlands a gun and a truck.

actually good if it's CBP's time in the barrel, they have to go too

"Tries against our interests is our sole communications from strangers... Ain't the state of things cloudy enough? Don't we face enough fucking imponderables?" youtu.be/jQnkzLuepD0?...

important time to re-up this crucial information

wow really helpful, thank you new york times

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need more cosmopolitan chauvinism imo. to be able to go to a world city and do this without crossing a border is something you should be proud of, it means you're a great country. To want to tear it down means you are inbred provincial hog with no greater drives than envy and fear.

SOME IMPORTANT LIFE UPDATES! When I got shuttled back home after dropping the car off, there was a HUGE oil spot in the driveway that hadn't been there before and sure enough a seal blew

Being married is cool because sometimes you can just stand and talk to a person you really like.

Goddamn pelicans are so superior to Stephen Miller, JD Vance, and all those crybaby losers. 🪶

Rest easy king, your watch is done

(They should then continue until Trump stops appropriating Article I powers)

Senators from states where Trump’s Gestapo have killed people should publicly commit to rejecting unanimous consent in the senate until the House holds public hearings on what happened and the people responsible resign.

My anger at having to stand outside my kid’s school for two hours to ensure none of their classmates, parents, or teachers get kidnapped by my own government is only slightly tempered by the amazing outpouring of support from other parents and especially neighbors who stand against this bullshit.

Greg Bovino should be charged with murder under conspiracy doctrine. He was told weeks ago by a federal judge that he was going to cause the death of a civilian and was acting lawlessly. He has persisted in stoking the exact conduct he was told to stop.

I've seen people say that the officer who murdered Nicole Good should be charged with murder, and to that I add that every officer who kept medics from arriving, who barred doctors from helping should also be charged under conspiracy doctrine.

"finished that up, let me just open bluesky and WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED NOW" - me, six times a day

I think Stephen Miller wants an ICE agent to get shot and is creating the conditions for that to happen.

"Just comply, don't insist on your rights as a citizen" is the antithesis of a devotion to freedom or liberty. It's especially awful coming from people who have lately embraced the idea that it was totally ok to storm the seat of government to block an election they didn't like.

I HAVE READ A FIERY GOSPEL WRIT IN BURNISHED ROWS OF STEEL

Because "fight" means a lot of things in English, I think it gets lost that the reason many of us who are angry want Democrats to fight is exactly to prevent widespread spontaneous violence.

elites have got no idea just how apocalyptically angry ordinary people are about this shit

this has been pretty obviously true since the inauguration

Leo where you at, man, excommunicate this motherfucker!

Remembering today that having your heart broken is a necessary step on the path to becoming fully human. Whichever heartbreak is your first, it’s probably critical that a state break your heart so that you can develop a political imagination. If this is your first, I’m sorry and also welcome.