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SPACE IS GAY

SAY HER NAME, YOU PIECE OF SHIT HER NAME IS DAWN STALEY, AND SHE'S BETTER THAN YOU

Finally repotted all the houseplants, especially my poor rootbound monstera Thai con

Is this what they meant when we learned the verse about how the devil can also quote scripture? Because it feels like this is what this is about

Keep going. Save yourself.

Bluesky: The Book

Jesus died so we could shitpost

Many good suggestions in this thread but to me, Jabroni is the clear winner. A pure and good word that simply means dumb pathetic fucking idiot (which would also work, come to think of it)

If you're under the age of 54, you've never seen a picture of the earth taken with you on it.

Good morning from Thelma, who has had the zoomies for hours

Save these girls because I’m too far away too

Would love if couples would inquire about dates other than the ones I’m already booked for

Artemis II is now closer to the Moon than it is to Earth. The graphic is from artemis-tracker.netlify.app Goodnight!

Baseball was more fun when pitchers had to hit and anyone who says otherwise is a LinkedIn poster

Fellow Huskies, time to call and complain (especially if you’re also a JSIS alum) www.dailyuw.com/article/jack...

SEAN EVANS: As you tackle the fires of Da Bomb, a two-part question as a Chicagoan and a Pope: one, who wins a best-of-7 between the '05 White Sox and '16 Cubs, and two, as part of the Nostra Aetate dogma of Vatican II-- THE POPE: (coughing) fuck! SEAN EVANS: careful around your eyes Your Holiness

I have highlighted the most important paragraph of the story about the newest executive order about college sports

the trick to a good bluesky experience is to get into sports because bluesky is a sports app

Moving to a new place is fine, just be a good houseguest

Shoutout to Recollection Project

*”Kill Bill” sirens*

This got a cheer that might end up being the loudest of the season at Target Field.

It’s my time to shine www.draughtworksbrewery.com/event-adult-...

can she coach bama’s d line

Somewhere up in heaven, Richard Scarry is like “fuck yeah, told you so”: www.bbc.com/news/world-u...

My cartoon in the first issue of Now Voyager, a new print magazine dedicated to long form international reporting, photography and art. Plus cartoons!

I love that the video for this has them plugging it in to the exact generator I own, I am a mark www.rei.com/product/2469...

@jtwashin.bsky.social hey brother I think your account got hacked

NOW THAT'S A GOOD FRIDAY

Reject modernity embrace tradition (a double stroller that is only as wide as a single stroller)

Hell Is A World Without You (2024)

I, uh, have questions about their policies around old dogs

When I explain to people that Bozeman has become a mini Seattle, this is the kind of shit I’m talking about, it’s not just the ~brewery district~

Snake snacks 🐍 #art

Taurus: Numerology will play a strong role in your relationships, finances, and major life opportunities this week. Specifically, the number zero.

A government agency shouldn't be talking about "our Savior," especially the one most likely to actually conduct the crucifixion today.

Okay. This is a much better quality from NASA's site of Earth. www.nasa.gov/image-articl...

Here's the full quality of Earth's picture taken from inside Integrity and Artemis II. images.nasa.gov/details/art0...

This image of home just came down from the Artemis II crew. Taken after their translunar injection burn, there are aurorae at top right and lower left, and zodiacal light at lower right. Credit: NASA/Reid Wiseman

SHIRTS AND BUMPER STICKERS ARE NOW AVAILABLE: store.trangirlismo.com

HASTINGS: I say, Poirot, this vial’s labeled “hyaluronic acid”! Is it a poison? SKINCARE HERCULE POIROT: Non, mon ami. This acid, it replenishes the skin’s barrier naturale HASTINGS: So this is a gal who takes care of her skin. SKINCARE HERCULE POIROT: *irritated* The gentleman may use it as well

inspired by this tweet to remind myself how hard the protest verses of This Land Is Your Land go

there are two absolutely canonical Good Friday posts

DAVID BYRNE: Water dissolving! Water removing! ME: Oh yeah? DAVID BYRNE: There is water at the bottom of the ocean 🙂 ME: That’s so cool buddy. Did you learn that at school today? DAVID BYRNE: Remove the water 😡 carry the water 😡 ME: Hm how about we carry some juice in your sippy cup bud?

HOLY SHIT THIS FUCKING WHIPS ACTUALLY??????? (Apple link music.apple.com/us/album/ene... )

Czech poster for GHOSTBUSTERS (1984)

One part of our Good Friday song is fortissimo and it’s also a high note and I’m one of the only altos comfortable hitting it and so I naturally made myself dizzy hitting it today Also it goes fortissimo high notes to piano low notes to high notes to p low notes and I almost died

I'm happy to announce that we will be running a fundraising quiz bowl tournament to assist with @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social's Charity Bowl efforts to support New American Pathways. More details at iqbtnasat.com/open-online-...

I'm not a car person but this is precious