“Then they shouldn’t have voted for this!” Bitch, Asheville is a blue college town and the county has gone blue for decades. I am so sick of this “if I pretend disasters only happen to red areas, it means I’m safe because I’m properly on the left!” No. You’re not safe. That’s why we save everybody.

Happy Pop-Tarts Bowl Day to all who celebrate

I HAVE FRIENDS EVERYWHERE!!!!

where you goin' double cheeked up on a Thursday afternoon? The train museum? Well OK, carry on

I haaaaaaate the addition of video to podcasts, both because I never want to watch people talk if I can simply listen instead and because I go on podcasts and prepping to be on video is so much more work!

But I don’t want to talk to my home. I’ve read “There Will Come Soft Rains,” I know how this ends

Thelma says you need a Louise in your life

A Motorsport photographer I follow posted a bunch of film photos on CineStill 800t (the film I’m bringing to the Mayo Bowl) and now I’m extra stoked

Michigan State hiring Pat Fitzgerald

Dreams really do come true 💙🤍

Pop-Tart has died Pop-Tart has risen Pop-Tart will come again

Always repost Big Challenges

Don’t ever disrespect Hello Kitty again.

I am so fucking tired of Men on this app telling women that things they like “don’t have any cultural impact.” Yesterday it was that guy doubling down about hating “K-Pop Demon Hunters,” today Hello Kitty. Please miss me with all of this and go stick your dicks in a blender instead

Her full name is Kitty White. She’s a third grader. She’s a UNICEF advocate. She’s five apples tall. She’s got over 40 video game appearances.

Really, the best thing that you can be right now is normal (relatively speaking) as you possibly can be, because it not only makes all the deranged right-wing freaks irrationally angry, it also serves to highlight to other normal people just how fucking deranged the aforementioned freaks are.

You 🫵🏿 are supposed to do all the good you🫵🏿 can… because you 🫵🏿are good

😭😭😭

I love how because Adderall is a ~controlled substance~ I have to physically call the pharmacy every time I need a refill and can’t just do it in the cost company app like I can for every other prescription

NYT when a trans man wants to take testosterone: 😡😡😡😡😡 NYT when a cis woman wants to take testosterone: 🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩

Not RTing the video of the guy but yeah DK should’ve been allowed to end that guy’s entire life

Feeling pretty good about the reflexive inclination tbh

Oh, I assure you, I can be an asshole, and have been, and almost certainly will be again. At one point in my life I might even have considered that a point of pride. These days I think it just means I was needlessly cruel to someone, and I don't want to do that. I work not to do it as much.

You’ve heard of the GameAbove all games but can I tell you about the NameAbove all names?

This was originally going to just be the first photo before Thelma decided I needed a 55lb weighted blanket on me while I knit and read

“Citizen Kane” reference coming in at the end to absolutely ether me

I can’t hear/read the names of the authors on this without hearing them in these voices

We nearly forgot!!! THE THURSDAY SCREAM!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!

[somberly] You cannot serve both god and money [upbeat music hits] Until now. Introducing god as a service

The Netflix and Amazon broadcasts are a great reminder that live sports is a deeply, deeply difficult type of TV that requires huge crews of profoundly skilled and experienced people who have worked together for a long time to look natural

🎵🎵 Jesus loves the little tacos All the tacos of the world Beef, chicken, pork and fish In his eye they're all delish Jesus loves the little tacos of the world

There is a half wall between the kitchen and the living room. The coonhound is observing holiday dinner. Fretfully.

This scream was a key component in our pastor’s sermon last night and I am in no way kidding

Hi… you have no obligation to stay around people that make you feel bad

Tiny Tim, who did not die It doesn’t even matter how hard you try Keep that in mind, I designed this rhyme to explain in due time

Playing my buddy in the championship in fantasy this week. Might get saved by the sheer fortune that this happened on his bench

ようこそ！Twitterでは「ツイート」って言ったけどブルースカイでは「スキート」と言います。なぜ？まあね、英語で「スキート」がなんか不適切な言葉でそう言えばなんか冗談みたいです。ようこそブルースカイへ！よろしくお願いいたします！

I love that they found the lady from this original photo. What a beautiful coda

Same energy

LIVESHOWS POSTING ALL DAY EXCEPT SOMERVILLE 2 BECAUSE WE FORGOT TO UPLOAD IT MERRY CRIMBO

I’m not beating the allegations

low stakes posting today reminds me that 1) Facebook is for talking to people you know IRL but don’t like and 2) microblogging sites are for talking to people you don’t know but do like. we forget these things at our peril

Merry Christmas from all of us at Sports Reference! Have a safe and happy holiday 🎄

Thanks for remembering to include Thelma

Siri, show me my entire personality as Christmas gifts

Just saw a video of people trying to drive over Donner Pass tonight Imagine having that kind of hubris

time for the only holiday tradition that matters

Merry Christmas, lads

CHANGE!!!