lol the Jeopardy Creep is now taking over the Daily Wire

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If it wasn't 55° today it would be flawless

no time to cook a homemade meal when you spent 18 hours a day on phone

Tremendous article. One that we otherwise wouldn't have gotten if WWE wasn't so triggered by mild criticism of their overwhelming bad product. The same writer they took credentials from for being critical was the one who wrote this. www.espn.com/professional...

He put Rip Taylor and John Waters in his movies targeted at men aged 18-39, Johnny Knoxville is one of the '00s foremost queer allies

Barney Frank died after he attempted to eat Grogu but ended up choking on the little guy’s puka shell necklace that he’d recently bought at a Claire’s boutique.

In 1934 Hitler created a medal to give to everyone who participated in the Beer Hall Putsch, in case you want to know what's going to happen to all these people after Trump gives them a big check.

I take compliments where I can get them.

My compliments to the Disney+ algorithm which put these tiles side by side.

Gov Jared Polis told a Colorado Sun event that his decision to give clemency to Tina Peters "will be remembered fondly." He was later interrupted by protesters carrying an enormous banner reading EAT SHIT POLIS coloradosun.com/2026/05/19/j...

(his hair was perfect)

anyway this website is free

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That red uniform is a certified banger and really highlights what a mistake it was for Mark Davis to switch them over to cursed loser Raiders colors

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This truly is the website for people who didn't get to be hall monitors in school so they're trying it out now.

Funny how two+ years in and we're not hearing about all the massive success stories AI must be responsible for by now

I just had an interaction with airport security

Now that Arsenal's clinched, we here at Bluesky, The App for Sports™ can all turn our attention to one great and unifying cause: Cheering for and watching Spurs fuck off straight into the Championship

Well I can't argue with this

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Remote work day

The Chicago Sky and season-obliterating injuries: Truly the iconic duo

Mom almost made me cry at the Charge game tonight. Arena was real rowdy before puck drop. She was looking around and seemed a bit somber. I asked what was wrong. She smiled and said: "This feels a long way from getting dressed in a janitors closet to play goalie for boys who called me names." 🥹💜

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I just don't think news about someone named Nigel Farage should be available outside of England. We need to quarantine

The Chicago Bears playing in Indiana on a slag heap for free instead of shelling out any money. That's just tradition if you ask us. Papa Bear Halas would be proud and also ask if he could get paid to store more hazardous waste.

chet holmgren just blocked wemby, get the fuck in here

everyone in Spurs/Thunder right now has full-blown rabies

Look this could be about anything over the past fifty-five years

Montréal-Colorado is going to be one hell of a Final, both teams should make separate statements making it known they are not inviting Patrick Roy to attend

EVERYONE WATCHING BASKETBALL: Holy shit this guy is the future of the NBA ME WATCHING HOCKEY: Whichever team wins I'll probably die

Pony started playing in my head unprompted as I watched this

the hockey is on ESPN Deportes right now if you want the full cocaine/helicopter experience

It's time for overtime playoff hockey which calls for an iconic Jon Bois tweet

Died too late

Time for game seven overtime hockey

I really do wish we could have local news like this here. Ah well, we're only market #3, dare to dream.

UK Leftists:

I would love to see this happen in #Illinois. @jbpritzker.bsky.social

Car dealership owners are going to spend all of their January 6th settlement money on lobbying to make this illegal

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NEW: Sports Illustrated was accused of publishing an AI-generated article the content of which was plagiarized from a competitor -- and when we reached out with questions, it deleted the author's profile and entire archive of work futurism.com/artificial-i...