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The Northwoods League season got underway yesterday, and already, the nonsense is afoot 2025 Nonsense Thread activated
10 months ago
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Patrick De Haan
about 5 hours ago
after hours ULSD (diesel) in the U.S. up some 30c/gal- I avoid hyperbole, but it is quickly becoming possible we see new all time records for diesel ($5.86/gal) in the days and weeks ahead everywhere. I don’t like any of this… at all.
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rich
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jamelle
about 5 hours ago
everyone knows this is the funniest tweet
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"Chicago Bulls abandoned--" ah, say no more, that's the dream, let's all live it for a moment together
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about 5 hours ago
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Well now how did he get the new jersey so fast
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about 5 hours ago
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Star:Line Chicago
about 6 hours ago
If I have to start rooting for an out-of-state team there are way more fun fan bases I can choose to be part of
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White Sox, Twins, and Royals are going to be battling it out in a season-long triple threat AL Central suck-off
#SuckOff
about 6 hours ago
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Dennis Mersereau 🛰️
about 6 hours ago
This one made me laugh until sound stopped coming out.
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Can I get it in teal and purple?
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL
about 6 hours ago
from way downtown
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Dan O’Sullivan
about 6 hours ago
Police have it narrowed down to one suspect
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Brian Barrish
about 7 hours ago
To be fair, so am I.
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Sean McCarthy
about 7 hours ago
My favorite guy who walked on the moon is Alan Bean because he kind of never got over it and never stopped painting pictures about it and that is the healthiest and most correct response to going through the single most absolutely preposterous experience any humans have ever had.
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muscular baby jeb lund
about 7 hours ago
i liked the other sundowning guy, the one who ended the war, everyone got mad
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Bari Weiss:
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about 7 hours ago
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It's going great, everybody!
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about 7 hours ago
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For the nth consecutive day:
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fka dibs
about 14 hours ago
"this whole thing smacks of gender" I say as I turn the Chrysler Pacifica into the Chrysler Piece of Shit
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assbutt
about 10 hours ago
jonathan the tortoise lives
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The thread o’ tweets
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space skeet
about 10 hours ago
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Matthew Reichbach
about 12 hours ago
Today's the day.
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victoria zeller⚔️ (buy ONE OF THE BOYS)
about 13 hours ago
every day i get my little ESPN notifications about whatever the chicago white sox just did, which is what i imagine it was like following world war I via daily newspaper updates in 1917. yup another 3,000 dead to advance the trench line 30 meters
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Parker Molloy
about 13 hours ago
Third Way, January 2025: No more litmus tests! Democrats must "reject the pledges!" Third Way, March 2026: Here's a litmus test!
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e.w. niedermeyer
about 16 hours ago
woke 2 preseason warmups have commenced
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Keep rolling coal across six lanes at your four-minute stop lights, Florida. You're doing great.
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about 16 hours ago
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Razzball
about 18 hours ago
This is America (complimentary)
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Found an actual good bit running today
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about 18 hours ago
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Wednesday Moose
about 19 hours ago
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about 19 hours ago
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[fart noise]
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about 19 hours ago
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mattie lubchansky
about 20 hours ago
a good rule of thumb for moving through the world is if anyone calls themselves an "influencer" or "creator" they are about to tell you something insanely fucking stupid
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Sara Hates Hockey
1 day ago
You’ve done it again AI! Another perfect search result.
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Casey Lucas
1 day ago
Happy RTFM day! Really enjoyed writing this one and sourcing the worst vintage printer sounds you've ever heard.
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mr pussy
12 months ago
every girl is bi. you just have to figure out whether it's sexual, polar, pedal, modal, national, axial, annual, carbonate, metallic, or bimbap
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This week's storms have really spooked him, so he's been in his safe spot a lot Tuesday Moose
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL
1 day ago
The leadoff batter tomorrow should challenge the first called strike just to set his brain on fire from the jump
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wint
1 day ago
i can only hope that if I was a Bimbofied Husband i too would have a wife who loves & supports me & sucks on my comically enormous fake tits
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Hot damn what a wordmark
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1 day ago
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dan sinker
1 day ago
The whole Kristi Noem husband story is hilarious but honestly nothing is wilder than their wedding photo.
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"Turn your crank to Frank!"
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1 day ago
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WE HAVE ANOTHER CB BUCKNOR MOMENT™ HE MAY NOT LAST THE SEASON
1 day ago
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@seanmccarthy.bsky.social
We have our first physical application of your work. Got the boys new baseball bags for the season.
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Lerner & Rowe advertising as "Your LOCAL Law Firm" because their phone number is (708) 222-2222 and a new competitor has (800) 222-2222 really emphasizes how skeezy they are Guess what state Glen Lerner isn't licensed to practice law in, and guess whose ads are all over Arizona billboards & radio
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Razzball
1 day ago
Mentally where I’m at
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@fergoe.blacksky.app Need your rating on the new Braves City Connect, on a scale of 1:05 to 10:05
1 day ago
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Heather Cherone
1 day ago
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Patrick De Haan
1 day ago
Great Lakes region Jet fuel prices have just breached the $5 per gallon mark to become the most expensive in the country.
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Cooper Lund
1 day ago
Please don't run really smart guys like Mark off the platform because you can't read or are addicted to getting mad online
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