“Pay the players.”

What I wouldn’t give for some fried catfish strips and hush puppies right now 🤤

I love in the NWSL how the USWNT players all check in on each other when they fall down, even if they’re on opposite pro teams. And I love how in the WNBA, even if you won six Olympic gold medals with somebody, you will run through them like a tornado if they’re on the other team and in your way.

Always love me some Rose 🌹❤️

It's time for the percolator It's time for the percolator It's time for the percolator It's time for the percolator It's time for the percolator It's time for the percolator It's time for the percolator It's time for the percolator It's time for the percolator

Feds encountering loudmouthed Chicago women

Happy anniversary to the Max Headroom incident, the greatest example of signal hijacking. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Max_Hea...

Lowly Worm deserves a less stinky vehicle

“The Capitol cafeteria gave me the trots, please send me money to defeat Donald Trump”

lol, no one wants to rep this bum-ass team at the draft lottery draw, so they’re just going to roll Nadia out there 🚮

you notice how in the wizard of oz, toto was the only one who didn't need anything from the wizard? a perfect little dog

Came out of Wicked 2, Electric Boogaloo to see the Sears Tower getting in the mood

Sarah > Kia >>> Darnell

What the hell is going on today? 🤪

help

Hannah Hidalgo hits a two with 1.9 secs left to give Notre Dame the lead over USC

WICKED: FOR NICE

I’m seeing the Wicked sequel tonight. I’m hoping it matches more of the book, but I’m betting it won’t.

Milla… 🫠 I might let this slide though - she wasn’t able to get NIL money in college because she was an international student, so go get that bag!

when the door dash driver arrives with my indian food order

I need Pope Bob to do the Cha Cha Slide at a Sky game ASAP

Zohran flip your hair again we need healthcare get him to give us healthcare.

This is the most fucked up timeline…

Look, Eileen O'Neill Burke is a very busy drinker, she doesn't have time for all this

I know he went to Medusa’s two, tree times at least

Noelle Quinn and TSpoon both insinuated this week that the WNBA is discriminating against Black women in its head coaching hiring practices, and so of course now is when the Libs finally hiring their beloved white man from the MenBA.

Love that cis white men are still getting a leg up in a league primarily made up of queer and non-white women 🚮

Not only does he have no WNBA coaching experience, he has no women’s bb coaching experience at all.

Me, trying to deal with the new version of Outlook at work: (You better believe I turned that Copilot shit off faster than you can say Skynet)

quite a predickament

Uh, Kara Lawson…

Michal Handzus 1646-2025

I wore the same outfit when I worked at a movie theatre in 1995

Pretty sure I’m going to have lots of free time next summer… 🫠

Carbon copy of AA191 that crashed right outside O’Hare in 1979 😬 Coincidentally, I watch way too many episodes of Air Disasters 🙃

You first, ya orange fuckface

Only the best & brightest 🙄

Mood.

TOE PICK!

Noted Defector Subscriber Christine Brennan

A party that couldn't endorse Mamdani. . . has room for Marjorie Taylor Greene The party can burn in hell

See also: Pedophiles in the last week, with unexpected enthusiasm

No peace for Nazis

Some Pig