@starkunlimited.bsky.social How did you like Spencer Ackerman’s run?

Great, another trou de lapin into which my mind must tombé.

seems bad

The other thing is that they don’t need to be geniuses, because they have power.

What an absolute treasure Diane Keaton was. Her wit never tired, nor did her style.

Iä! Iä! Ph'nglui mglw'nafh CalvinKlein R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn!

The duality of human existence:

The literal meanings of South American country names.

If the district courts all Naruto run thy can’t stop them all

This made me so happy

If you have even a cursory study of the actual literature on slavery you know that often the people who claimed to be doing exactly this were among the worst enslavers.

Is the stove getting closer, or is it actually getting bigger?

I gotta say, it's a bit rich relaunching Vertigo, "Comics! They're not just for kids!", after being lily livered cowards who hurled a trans writer under the bus for making a Kirk joke.

🎶Vulgar, illegal, separate and unequal// Amoral, unlawful, corrupt, crass and awful🎶

Got kicked out of my work’s holiday party planning committee for suggesting the theme be “man’s inhumanity to man”

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It’s wild that there are people who are like “I’m scared my professor is anti-fascist”

drake has access to the Loser Hadron Collider and is discovering forms of losing previously unknown to humankind

Unfortunately this recipe doesn't meet the criteria for @faineg.bsky.social's pervert food challenge as written, but it's entirely possible that instead of the sauce presented (tomato paste, sour cream, and butter) cooks would have actually used beloved Ketchup when it was available.

Big feels

Not good.

"This website is free" No. This website comes at a terrible cost

In 1777, someone reportedly told Ben Franklin (then a diplomat in Paris) that Gen. Howe had taken Philadelphia. But Franklin had faith in his adopted city, correcting the courtier: “I beg your pardon sir, Philadelphia has taken Howe.”

Back during a summer break in high school, I tried to do this, which ended with me walking down the main street of Emory's camous with an absolutely furious canada goose wrapped my now goose-befouled shirt

hi @aaron.bsky.team what's going on here? if you guys hate when users ask you to moderate, why are our tools for self moderation being removed? can we get some transparency here? bsky.app/profile/for....

hey admiral, we stopped on planet X-14938-J7 in response to a federation emergency beacon broadcast and -- yeah, yeah, it was our ship we found crashed. yep. yeah. no the bodies of the crew were us. yeah Twilight Zone bullshit, that's what we figured. we'll take off and nuke it.

Highland cattle are famous for their ability to "disco nap". Normally these brief, efficient sleeps will last between three and twenty minutes, deploying a variety of objects as pillows, including moorland boulders, cars or any particularly large dog or sheep who happens to be nearby.

She was atop a fortress surrounded by security fencing and protected by armed guards. “Staring down” usually implies something like parity between the two parties.

seems bad!

Dmitri Shostakovich saw Jesus Christ Superstar! He also liked it so much he considered writing a rock music themed suite (like his earlier Jazz suites) but died soon after.

*listening to What a Wonderful World; Louis Armstrong is rattling off a list of wonderful things, I'm nodding along wistfully, he gets to "I hear babies crying" I'm like let me stop you right there pal*

"They don't think it be like it is, but it do."

Something bleakly funny that the tyranny that infects America is not some kind of nouveau 20th century authoritarianism, but truly 17th century monarchic "rule without parliament"

Seems bad!

These Supreme Court oral arguments on conversion therapy are going to be painful. No matter what is said, know that trying to force someone to be what they're not is psychological torture with measurable negative consequences, and anyone trying to defend such efforts is a bigoted monster.

So, what’s the longest gap between the election of a House Member and their swearing-in?

Drawing of a relatable dog from this day in 2018 😑

Claim: 10 cars rammed ICE Truth: No cars rammed ICE Claim: She boxed ICE in Truth: ICE boxed her in Claim: She shot a rifle at ICE Truth: She did not have a rifle Claim: ICE returned fire Truth: Only ICE fired Claim: She drove herself to the hospital Truth: Paramedics found her

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im stealing this character, she's mine now

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got a nice email from someone in austria asking me to rotate a Leberkässemmel, an austere meatloaf and mustard sandwich on kaiser roll i was previously unfamiliar with. i figured what the hell, let's rotate it and rotate it fast