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Recovering showbiz hack. Now in pictures/video. Up for LaserQuest with Andy C.
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Sunder Katwala (sundersays)
about 8 hours ago
The significant year on year fall on boat arrivals is broadly unreported by BBC or other media. It has less to do with imminent government changes currently going through than a fall in "push factors" that is Europe-wide
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Yet Watt will carry on grifting. The prick.
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Brendel
40 minutes ago
Natalie Portman making up an imaginary boyfriend voice: Tanguy Destable
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I mean the onvious joke here is that it's a funeral pyre for Arsenal's title hopes. Mikel Arteta lights training ground fire to inspire Arsenal players - BBC Sport
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Mikel Arteta lights training ground fire to inspire Arsenal players
Arsenal boss Mikel Arteta lights a fire at their London Colney training ground to motivate players before crucial week.
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The Onion
about 1 hour ago
Live Nation CEO Sentenced To 10 Years In Online Queue
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Soraya Nadia McDonald
about 5 hours ago
tfw your cat thinks he's a squid
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zatapatique
about 5 hours ago
Love a good 'this is regulatory arbitrage in plain sight' chart
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People used to laugh at me when I said I wanted to be a comedian. Well they're not laughing now. - Bob Monkhouse
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about 6 hours ago
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...and I thought...when would Big realise MY STRAIT OF IRAN WAS OPEN AND READY FOR HIS FULL PASSAGE...
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You'll never believe what the Mitchell brothers and Dirty Den look like now...
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about 7 hours ago
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Felicity Hannah
about 12 hours ago
A colleague didnāt recognise me in my glasses so I tried to joke āIām Clark Kentā but accidentally declared āIām Ken Clarkeā
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John Oxley
about 9 hours ago
"It baffles me why women might struggle to feel comfortable around someone who supports a politician subject to a number of credible claims of sexual assault, including some already proven to the civil standard of proof".
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Wait, Seb's younger than me? Well that's cheered me up a bit.
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about 9 hours ago
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Edith
about 11 hours ago
sorry
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Ooh joint interview with Sean Bean and Bernard Cornwell...
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Sharpe's Confession w/ Sean Bean & Bernard Cornwell
Spotify video
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Daniel Sugarman
about 12 hours ago
Green Party council candidate in Lambeth. In a normal world, it would not be sustainable for a Party which claims to be "anti-racist" to ignore this, or to try and punt it away by telling everyone that everything is ok because Zack Polanski is Jewish
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Lev Parikian
about 12 hours ago
Apparently itās International Haiku Day. I shall ignore it.
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I just don't think I've got the energy for the latest phase of the Mandelson scandal. Starmer will be toast, eventually. Now surely about finding a way that restores the government's fortunes somewhat to avoid disastrous alternatives.
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Dr Jo Kershaw
about 13 hours ago
Iām grateful for the alt text, because my pre-caffeinated thought was āthe pope has a foot-operated lightsaber now?ā
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James Austin
about 13 hours ago
YOU BROUGHT A HOME NEXT TO TRAFALGAR SQUARE. THAT IS NOT A RESIDENTIAL NEIGHBOURHOOD. HEAVEN HAS BEEN THERE SINCE 1979 astonishing levels of Nimby
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Say what you like about Trump and his gang of idiots, but healing the break with Rome and the Reformation is a major achievement. Maybe a useless, corrupt sports organisation (the ICC or ECB perhaps?) should give them some sort of peace prize.
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Archbishop of Canterbury backs popeās calls for peace amid Trump feud
Sarah Mullally urges Anglicans to join Leoās ācourageousā call and says human cost of war is incalculable
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When mum says you're getting Heston for tea -----> The Heston she made at home.
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As I walk through the valley of the shadow of death I take a look at my life and realise there's nothin' left 'Cause I've been blastin' and laughin' so long that Even my momma thinks that my mind is gone
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Stephen Graham
about 14 hours ago
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omgisme
6 days ago
In Turkey, an elderly man who earns his living by shining shoes is visited every morning at the same time by a cat that asks to have its fur brushed. The man never turns down this little friend.ššš
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How are these people even fucking real, man?
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Pete Hegseth quotes fake Pulp Fiction Bible verse during Pentagon sermon
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about 21 hours ago
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The Onion
about 21 hours ago
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The Onion
about 23 hours ago
Nick Offerman Visits Criterion Closet To Rebuild Shelves
https://theonion.com/nick-offerman-visits-criterion-closet-to-rebuild-shelves/
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Lizzie Dearden
1 day ago
Desperately sad report from Press Gazette: "The Evening Standard had 346 staff members when Lebedev first bought it in 2009." Under the new structure it reportedly has just 6 news reporters
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Lol.
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Good news, we can justify hating Coldplay again after a quiet few years.
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Gynedd woman in pyjamas, is siphoning your car Gynedd woman in pyjamas, she's nicking your four star
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Feels like we just decided platforms have no responsibility not to profit off people with obvious problems doing incredibly dangerous things.
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Pope World: Dominus
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Given they're well on course to win well, difficult to see why the SNP are suggesting something so monumentally stupid.
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Danielle Blake
1 day ago
That this guy became the Greensā deputy leader after his post-Oct 7 comments was a disgrace at the time and remains so now.
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Wow. End of an era. This feels like a thing?
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Mr. Blue Sky, please tell us why You had to hide away for so long (so long) Where did we go wrong?
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Hugo Rifkind
1 day ago
Fucking hell, though.
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Jo Kibble (Political Animal)
1 day ago
Odd one this, in that she may not be wrong, yet Magyar, while v much a conservative, won by engaging with and subsuming the votes of most Hungarians to OrbĆ”nās left. Which contrasts strongly with the Badenoch approach of considering Ruth Davidson as a dangerous immigrant-loving radical Marxist.
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Tom Roberts
1 day ago
Sunder's thread here is great, but I think "why has the government failed to communicate immigration has fallen?" Is downstream of "the government has chosen to behave as if immigration hasn't fallen."
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The global right has done so much to fuck the British economy over the past two decades it's untrue.
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Real Madrid losing the plot is always funny.
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FAFO FIFA
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Stephen Bush
2 days ago
I know Iām a stuck record on this, but I think this is the kind of policy case study Yimbys need to internalise: people will seek to block amenities, cos a lot of people are uneasy about change. Absolutely no value in trying to buy off opponents through letting them āshare the upliftā or whatever
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Sheesh he's been donered up like a pitta there.
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Deeply funny that both Putin and Trump are going "Viktor who?" despite desperately trying to keep him in power.
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Graeme Swanson
2 days ago
Finding it hard to accept this isn't a very *very* subtle sketch about terrible biopics. Especially funny considering Hersheys tastes like rubberised cat sick.
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JD Vance desperately trying to nail his faeces to a door having misheard and misunderstood Martin Luther and his 'theses'.
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