truly, I hope my ex-best friend describes my neuroses with as much contempt for me as I have for her. She's certainy earned the right

LLM stands for Lin Lmanuel Miranda

Today, Hambone had a bath

Today's look is What if Wednesday Addams was in the Durham university feminism society?

Today I went to the petting zoo and I saw some pigs

Once, after surgery, I laughed so hard at my own joke that I tore my stitches and started bleeding

heated drying rack is life changing. It's -1 outside, I washed a set of bedsheets last night, and they're actually dry.

There's not many signs left that I was once a nerdy science kid, but here is one: I use a mobius strip as a bookmark

This, I think, is my favourite of my posts that have gained traction on tumblr, because this person has no other posts, no likes, no following, they seemingly created their account just to comment this. I legit think this was Taylor Swift's burner account

Two glasses of wine and I'm gay again good new

drinking a rosé and watching the Eras Tour: Final Show, and my wife has decided that's the final straw. I've been banished from lesbianism for the night. I'm heterosexual now, according to my wife

2025 was, for a lot of reasons the best year of my life. I won't do a full retrospective because it will just feel like I'm bragging, but let me focus on two highlights - I got into wine - I went up a cup size To me, frankly, these are the most important things that happened in 2025

A view of our back garden this morning

Important news: Hambone got a little omelette for his birthday

Everyone say Happy Birthday Hambone! He is THREE years old today, which is absoloutely shockingly ancient for a rat

If you start playing Skyrim on New Years Eve at exactly 23:52:05, then at exactly midnight, the game will probably crash

Well I gave up on this thread in volume 3, because it was getting harder and harder to summarise the philiosphy chapters, but reading Les Mis continued. Today, we finished our last chapter

Unfortunately Skyrim on switch 2 was on sale today for £20, and since I'm a woman of my word at all times, I bought it

Coins minted on the ascension of Rania Augusta, second Empress of the Kashyrian Empire

Hey, fair warning for any people who programme lit events/festivals. Convicted stalker Sarah Stovell is publishing her books under the name of Mollie Kendrick now. She specfically stalked a writer she met on retreat for FIFTEEN YEARS. www.hexham-courant.co.uk/news/2393909...

When I watch Lord of the Rings, I do something more annoying that say 'the actor really broke his toe there', what I do is when Galadriel says "I feel it in the waters' I say 'I feel it in my toes' like I'm about to sing Love is All Around Us

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Merry Christmas

Playing the new Hyrule Warriors and it really feels like the dynamic between Raura, Sonia and Zelda is that all of them really want to form a polycule but haven't worked out exactly how bad this level of incest is, and so are holding off until they've reached a conclusion

appointment made. If you want to see it when it's done you have to buy me a drink first

and yet when I post my boobies online she complains

it's happening. i'm making enquiries

rewatching the bbc 2018 les mis, and really enjoying it, and then going on tumblr and finding out the bbc 2018 les mis adaption is the spawn of satan himself, worse than garbage and should be avoided at all costs

venus fly trap inner thigh tattoo send tweet

objectively the funniest exchanged I've ever had with another human being was me: this is going to sound really weird, but has anyone ever told you that you look like mr. tu . . . guy who looked like Mr. Tumnus: Yes I know I look like Mr. Tumnus

Remembering the time I told my friends I'd dyed my hair blue, but I was actually wearing a very realistic blue wig, and we did an entire session of D&D, and then at the end I dramatically ripped the wig off to reveal I had actually dyed my hair blue afterall

We didn't decide he was a saint. He decided that himself

My darling wife opened the door to some Jehovah's Witnesses, and very cheerfully went "Don't bother, we're all a buch of dykes here!" and bless him the guy just laughed and went on his way.

My current job is one I came back to two years after I initially quit it, so I love to be able to say that I've quit every single job I've ever worked including my current job

So glad to have married into this family

I'm listening to the History of Byzantium podcast, and Im in the reign of Justinian. Theyve just had the Year Without a Summer followed by the bubonic plague outbreak. Its amazing what the people of europe went through then. Can you imagine living through unprecedented climate change AND a pandemic?

The stupid thing is, if Skyrim on Switch 2 was £20, I'd probably buy skyrim for a fourth time. But I'm not paying fifty three british pounds for that

My house is so kooky, I couldn't find the tv remote so I reached to check if it had fallen down the back of the sofa, and instead pulled out a bag of ammonites

This city is surrounded on three sides by forest, and the render distance on the Switch is quite low (I normally play on xbox) but in this image you can juuuussssttt about see another town in the background, reminding you that I never build in isolation. Everything is connected

A small tour of the city of Alcazaba, starting with the Al-Rashid Park, where a map shows us our current location within the city

You better not scream You better not shout You better not scream and shout and let it all out Will. I. Am is coming to town

'He was Eastern. Far Eastern' has made me laugh so hard I cried. What is this shit?

The city of Alcazaba, Kashyr

Three days before my wife and I first got together, they gave me a nine card tarot reading, and this was what the cards said

learning about the history of rome is really less about wondering how Rome fell, and more about thinking 'oh my god how is Rome not falling????'

In the midst of everything, some good personal news: the worm is out of the bag! My debut collection Folkish will be published by @ninearchespress.bsky.social this spring ✨🪱 It's full of ghosts, worms, saints, and folklore. It's also absolutely furious. I hope you guys enjoy it. 💚

What was going on with me that I listened to Tortured Poets Department so much in spring that it became my most listened album of 2025?

4/5 of my top artists are lesbians

This is somewhat what I'd expect.

people are always shocked that I don't know anything about Core Internet Knowledge, like Homestuck or the Omegaverse, and that's because despite all the evidence to the contrary I didn't spend my teenage years on the internet, I largely spent them in church