So considerate of Taylor to bring Brat summer back

How I’m tryin to be

Need Austin Swift to release a song called 'Least favourite' because I'd relate to that much more than Eldest Daughter

As Charli XCX and Taylor Swift are both descendants of the Scottish diaspora, this is actually a continuation of the Highland-Lowland divide, the eternal struggle between the Gael and the Gall, and as such

Anyway, after all that, I'd like to remind you all that I'm getting married in 3 weeks. This isn't all about her

God she really did just write a song about his dick. I really didn't think that would happen

I am Victor Hugo. Paris casts 25 millions yearly into the water. And this without metaphor. How, and in what manner? Day and night. With what object? With no object. With what intention? With no intention. Why? For no reason. By means of what organ? By means of its intestine. What is its intestine?

can we not all have composter syndrome instead. a desire to mulch.

keep forgetting taylor swift is releasing a new album this week because I'm too excited for my wedding, which is also happening this month

Very proud of last night's dinner

Remembering the time I did a really cunty Eye of Horus makeup look for a LARP

The most beautiful girl you know has her breakfast deep in the woods sometimes

Cauldrons are still very practical for the modern witch

Just offscreen in all of Jay's photos of St. Robert's cave is usually me sitting playing Tetris on my Atomic Purple GameBoy Colour

Pictured: A 30 year old taxidermy phesant that my grandfather shot himself, next to a 5 year old jellycat phesant named Phyllis

I'm built like this btw

A demo disk that featured only two songs, Frankie's Gun by The Felice Brothers, and Werewolves of London by Warren Zevon, which was stuck in the car's cd player for 8 months, and couldn't be removed

Trying to convince my wife to watch Cabaret with me before it gets Too real to watch. We're getting closer every day.

Books for the end times, sir? Madame, some books for the horrors? No, no when I said 'end times' sir, I was being hyperbolic, I know its not helpful to be pessimistic. Books for morale, my dear fellow?

on behalf of us all, in this current political climate, let me just say: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUAAAUAAAAAAAAAUGHH

"how did you become a professional writer, Kym?" "Well, mostly it involved squatting in a deeply illegal HMO with mould down the walls and flatmates that were a danger to themselves and others. But hey, I wasn't paying £800/month so!"

I think we need to release them in Westminster

She was with me, dude

They only did this to distract from the fact that I'm getting married next month

i'm hearing that moments before they loaded him into the ambulance charlie kirk recited the shahada and accepted the light of allah into his life, inshallah he is in a better place now 🙏🙏🙏

Beautiful women named HMRC are sliding into my inbox and telling me to submit

I'm getting married in like 6 weeks and I legit cannot stop vibrating. I'm so excited. I love my wife SO much

BONK

Maybe your upbringing was weird, strict, and controlling, but unless they made you sing The Obedience Song I don't wanna hear shit from you

The best trans representation in film is actually Lambert from Alien. She does nothing to help, screams hysterically, cries a lot, and dies. She has zero swag. I know many trans women like this

I have this image permanently saved to my desktop captioned 'Words to live by'

I've just finished reading my 7th book this year, which doesn't sound like a lot, but two of them have been over 2000 pages so actually it is kinda a lot

At a protest today, standing next to a 'I'd rather live next to a refugee than a fascist'. Angry woman yells 'would you rather live next to an ethopian sex pervert?' After much discussion, we decided we would rather live next to a pervert than a fascist, and it's not even close

Saw a piggy today

The biggest critique I can level against myself is that I think I'm the sort of person who would unironically enjoy Emily in Paris if I watched it

Update: It wasn't all bad. It wasn't that good

It's become a running gag in my house to get me Emily in Paris liscenced goods, despite never having seen Emily in Paris. So behold: Emily in Paris rosé

What it feels like living in britain

Listening to the 'Worst six months of my life' playlist again so you know I'm doing great

Good news I got out of the time loop

I hope the tgirl wearing the hag stone at the kilo sale knows I thought she was gorgeous

Trump was the biggest Gaylor of them all, and Taylor knew it. She got into this faux-engagement to kill trump, defeating fascism in American, therby allowing her to date women unafraid

my partner had a breast reduction and is now wearing a binder so I am very pleased to announce that I am finally the big titty gf I've always wanted to be

On retrospect, putting a monkey in charge of a peach tree wasn't a very smart idea was it?

On Monday, I'm going to find out for certain if I'm really trapped in a 6 year timeloop or if that was just a one time thing

On Monday, I'm going to find out for certain if I'm really trapped in a 6 year timeloop or if that was just a one time thing

Have we considered it IS a lavender marriage but Travis is the one that's gay?

I am also engaged if anyone cares

There are things happening in r/gaylorswift right now that defy all conventional logic