Okay, someone update me on the news things, because I’ve been a little busy watching wholesome entertainment.

These Borg family reunions, man. #StarTrek

If you know who is sending out the takedown notices at or for CBS tonight, let me know! Signal: crg.32

The epilogue sequence to the Young Jedi Adventures finale! ☺️☺️☺️ #StarWars

Good job, Bari Streisand.

The full spiked 60 Minutes CECOT package, clean & subtitled. 1/5

How the fucks does Wifi mode just die on the computer? What in the Windows is this nonsense?

Audi is also currently 1st in D1 at Player Efficiency and worth noting, not in the Top 10 when it comes to turnovers. #NCAAWBB

Not since the Star Wars Holiday Special has CBS inspired such a shareable production.

Found the actual men in women's bathrooms assaulting women.

1 year away from turning 50 now and not sure how to feel about it.

If anyone has a way of ripping this and making it available that would be cool!

Reskeeting for @sarahspain.com!

Justice is progressive confirmed.

Somewhere in the DC Multiverse, the Central City Chiefs are announcing their move to Keystone City.

The Chiefs are leaving Kansas City, Missouri for Missouri City, Kansas.

“You got a what? How long ya had that problem!”

Sent by Dad to Walmart and they’re playing Sick of Myself by Matthew Sweet. Nice.

Reskeet for the afternooners.

It’s the 2025 Slice-ees! @byalexazzi.bsky.social & I present nominees in categories including “The Megan Rapinoe I F***ing Yeeted My Achilles in the Final Game Award” for the most unbelievable injury. Plus an in memoriam for athletes who killed us by retiring. podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/g...

Kinda looks like pass assistance.

A reminder that the Dallas Cowboys were doing fine until the Carolina Panthers beat them in the NFC Divisional Round and they ain't been right since.

Sports Moments 15. 8 moments in time including 1 recent and bookended with ones that went beyond what was happening on the field.

Start calling it CECOT Streisand.

It had just occurred to me that this game in Baltimore involves "Maye" and "Flowers"

About that volleyball match! It was special and ATM is starting something big. sports.yahoo.com/olympics/art...

Kitten was going through some anxiety until realizing things were fine and they both got comfy.

You're my first ever Following on here. Hey, @mgschindler.bsky.social and @tammigaw.bsky.social were also among the first!

You're a mean pilot, Mr Grinch.

Exactly who is demanding you apologize for being a White man? Cite names and evidence.

Phil McConkey, New York Giants.

Imagine getting yourself blocked, because you wanted to defend this dude.

Sonic running into one of those spikes.

Sidebar Fun Fact: Saddam Hussein's favorite song was Whitney Houston's cover of I Will Always Love You.

"My words don't matter." Oh, they matter.

Appreciate the quote-skeeting? Appreciate this block.

Unless he said something worthy of being hit. With that, we've reached the end of this discussion.

I mentioned these songs earlier in the weekend, so here's a quick thread about each. It all started with a Drifters song called I Count the Tears. www.youtube.com/watch?v=unfz...

After being provoked. Also, if security was doing their job, they'd have already been over there.

Overtime GOOOOOAAAALLLL contender for Play of the Day! #PWHL @sarahspain.com

And I'm not going to assume that DK went over there unprovoked.

Let's be real, CBS has been worthy of a side-eye since they threw Rather under the bus.

Went from CBS to Just BS.

Suge:

I can think of one, but I'm not about to say it.

The Democratic Party is run by Republican enablers and the sooner that's addressed and dealt with, the better.

Look how happy she is.

21 years ago, Detroit fans drew the ire of some Indiana Pacers so maybe this is a generational thing.

I think Kentucky had a chance until the National Anthem. From there, it was all-Aggies. #NCAAWVB

And that's it! Texas A&M are your national champions. What an incredible performance from them throughout this whole tournament. Don't forget that they were down 0-2 to Louisville in the Sweet 16.