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Ah yes, "difficult," the term I love to associate with sex. (In other words, @zigmenthotep.bsky.social has decided that it's high time to see if you can produce less sexy sexual content than anything involving the name "Nuzzi.") youtu.be/gkWDr5ZwpQ4

Seeking team members to help me make the SNES Twin Peaks platformer that we somehow never got, serious inquiries only.

sorry y'all I am not getting bent round the axle trying to game things out about the mayor-elect of a city I don't live in meeting with the president and promising nothing y'all could be playing video games right now, you know that right

don't kinkshame for fuck's sake

so I decided to see what was up with that Tallow restaurant and

hey siri, play "piss" by neil cicierega

Today, we mourn the transgender Americans whose lives were lost to anti-transgender violence. Democrats believe every person deserves to be treated with dignity and respect, and to live their life fully and honestly.

They asked you not to make the Umamusume horse-girl homunculi into lesbian porn and you complied in advance. Does it grieve you to see the depths of your own weakness laid bare?

And it never once paid for drugs.

Before you read your politics doomposting slop for the day, let me inform you that today is an excellent day to play Demonschool.

Clair Obscur: Expedition 33

Post something random or you’ll have an awful December

A reminder that Final Fantasy XIV's fan festival tickets sold out like lightning is useful to remember that most of the people who are arguing and dooming online aren't just not serious people but also have no idea what they're fucking talking about.

My "baby, don't worry, it's not a worm" t-shirt is raising a number of questions which the thing in my head that is not a worm claims are already answered by the t-shirt.

I mean the thing about anarchism is that it is the one system of government human beings have tried more than any other and we have not seen it ever not end with "and here's where the guy with weapons and friends who had weapons became king/dictator/Immortan Joe" so

"If we just give people everything they need they won't commit domestic violence" posits a world wherein domestic violence is literally just a matter of someone burning the pot roast.

PORTLAND, THIS IS TONIGHT

my 72-hour suspension is up, please enjoy my TED talk about how I was literally the victim of motivated political violence

all I’m gonna say is that I am a life-long slightly edgy poster and I’ve never caught a suspension or a ban anywhere - because it is in fact quite easy to avoid crossing the “this joke could possibly be construed as a violent threat” line on social media

It is very funny that Ken Starr shows up in these and Bill Clinton doesn’t

Now for some levity and logic based in facts.

If anyone reading this really feels super strongly about this, I guess start calling lol

There were eight votes here. King isnt a Democrat, Fetterman is Fetterman. Add four “small tight states with razor thin margins” Senators who don’t need a leadership push on this, and you’re left with Kaine and Durbin. IMO the only coordination here was Durbin covering for Warner.

If you want to critique these things there's literally a case in the news right now about a chatbot model convincing someone to kill himself. There are real things to be upset about! You don't need to make up pretend ones that aren't real!

[Meet the Press] me: *finishes off gallon of milk* kristen welker: did you bring that from home me: *reaches down for another gallon of milk*

Did women ruin the workplace?

ALSO as a member of AuDHD feral wolf childhood: YES, people skills are LEARNED. YES YOU CAN (and yes it's hard but also: having the ability to make small talk and be openly nice to people is a vital skill whether you realize it or not). You start bad at it but you can get better with practice.

openAI needs to be burned to the ground and everyone at the decision making level belongs in prison. (cw, this is the worst one yet, beware)

People I am begging you to stop fawning all over people who do kinda okay posing in FFXIV and are clearly gigantic assholes because they are, as mentioned, clearly gigantic assholes.

It's these sorts of things that make you look at the abortive mess that is your career and feel like it turns out some people just get a cheat code and you don't even get to play in normally.

The post being referenced here was some real "Charlie Brown had hoes" bullshit.

call me jay jones 'cause I'm finna [bleep]

The legend lives on, from the Chippewa on down, Of the big lake the called Gitche Gumee. The lake, it is said, never gives up her dead When the skies of November turn gloomy.

I like how every devastated Cuomo supporter is exactly the sort of New York guy you think he is and you want to instinctively drive all of them into the sea.

Man, I wish we could’ve just done this last year. Imagine what we could be getting done right now.

She seems to have what is, in fact, a very visible touch.

Plot twist: Mamdani actually voted for Sliwa for the lulz

Been killing it since 1.0, but the site only tracks from the relaunch.

"I want to have an argument!" That's nice, I want you to cease existing. Want to guess who wins? Here's a hint: the block button is right there.

"It's a child's fault if their parents are poor" is a hell of a take and if that sounds like a batshit insane argument, congratulations, let people buy popsicles with food stamps.

It was important to Rhio to make sure that her wife had a place to worship as she felt most comfortable, but the process of renovating what had once been the guest bedroom took some effort. #FFXIV #GPOSERS

Post something random to have a great November.

Like 80% of film criticism on Youtube.

the song "Monster Mash" is a literal piece of propaganda depicting a gathering of monsters as a fun party instead of a horrifying threat to humanity and in this essay I will *fart noises*

Post something random or you'll have an awful November.

"how drunk and shirtless can you be while still being worthy of being a candidate for Senate" what are we fucking even DOING here, people