Go get Bellinger, Jed

Finally the long suffering Dodgers fans have something to cheer about

People sometimes forget that Mike Montgomery was on the mound for the Chicago Cubs when they won the 2016 World Series

Setting the over/under for the opening to Sept 2028. Use the code BALLYSCHI to place your bet.

Not all heroes wear capes

Leonardo DiCaprio has stopped using Wikipedia.

Watch GWAR cover Chappell Roan's "Pink Pony Club" www.brooklynvegan.com/watch-gwar-c...

The Gestapo is pulling over school buses. Absolute monsters.

Bears special teams coordinator Richard Hightower on Soldier Field from Saturday night: “I’ve been in the league 18 years, I’ve never heard anything like that.”

DePaul is back (derogatory)

1916 Chicago Examiner headline

Reading the news today (any day, really)

Caleb Williams International Airport

we are recording tonight. please send your questions to me, cretins.

Today would also be an excellent day to extend Nico Hoerner, IMO

Trying to navigate Chicago’s ice covered streets this morning

pandemonium

Re-watching the fourth quarter from Saturday night (again). I love how on the GB kick return with just over 10 mins left, when Jacobs fumbles, 60,000 people scream “BALL!”

mugger: *gun in my back* don't turn around me: uh oh mugger: Der Kommissar's in town me: wha-UH OH

Day one: we are reinventing the news Day 10: I need alcohol to be on television

Pittsburgh Steelers head coach Matt Eberflus

Counterpoint: Cubs should extend Nico today

Hero

Lot of people gloating about Aaron Rodgers getting his ass kicked right now. Considering that he's like 36 hours away from a "diarrhea retreat" in which he lives in a deep hole he dug with his own hands and drinks only beef tallow for a whole week—the same regimen Jack Dorsey uses—I'd say he's fine.

Numerous Teams Express Interest In Aaron Rodgers Playing Elsewhere

Aaron Rodgers can still win if Mike Pence has the courage

Now Aaron Rodgers gets to spend time with his lovely wife, Brittani

Reminder that Aaron Rodgers has the same number of Super Bowl rings as Trent Dilfer

I feel bad for Aaron Rodgers* *is what I would say to signal to my family I have been kidnapped.

Aaron Rodgers hasn't been this visibly frustrated since he read that the St. Jude Children's Research Hospital is being run by Dracula

It’s pretty fucked up to sack Aaron Rodgers instead of debating his ideas

Look sometimes football is bad. It’s fine, just enjoy that people are being injured.

Both of these teams should lose, IMO

The deal hasn’t officially been announced yet, but Alex Bregman is at the Blackhawks game tonight, shown on the scoreboard as “Go Cubs Go” played:

Hook it to my veins

Go Blackhawks

❤️ Minneapolis

Bears head coach Ben Johnson asked about "F the Packers" in the locker room: "There's a rivalry that exists between these two teams, something that I fully recognize and am a part of. I don't like that team. George (McCaskey) and I have talked and we're on the same page."

I usually kick Mondays off with a free post wrapping up the Hawks weekend. Obviously, that's not the case today. But it's still free for everyone! sam-fels-but-whos-buying.ghost.io/the-best-nig...

Many are saying that today would be an excellent day for the Cubs to extend Nico Hoerner.

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