Never in doubt

Absolute replay of week 1. Embarrassing performance.

How do you miss this?

Luther Burden out-snapped Olamide Zaccheaus significantly in that first half. Zaccheaus has had more snaps than Burden in every game so far this season. But Burden might be edging him out for WR3. Burden had 2 catches for 11 yards in the first half.

Bears LT Theo Benedet walking off the field with trainers and heads to the medical tent. Rookie Ozzy Trapilo at left tackle.

They should leave both of these teams in Spain.

Many are saying Go Bears

Laughed out loud at this clip of a guy doing a very solid Trump as a bit running into a player named "Chris Hansen".

"Dasha got dropped by Gersh," I say to the elerly woman sitting next to me on the bus. "Can you believe that?" She empties an entire can of mace directly into my face instantly.

Matthew McConaughey is on the Texas sideline, which implies that they're losing because they're not using Agentforce, the powerful new AI from Salesforce

Pope is going to sit on this jersey while he watches this on VHS

Texas leaving the Georgia receivers wide open in the 4th qtr

This A&M/South Carolina game is wild

Why isn’t Hannibal Lecter in Eat Pray Love

gotta be very cool to be cheryl right now. enjoying the decisions you've made. living with those.

The art of the kneel?

Finally some good news

Friday afternoon has suddenly taken a turn for the better.

Cubs should get

Let’s gooooooooo

I will no doubt read and enjoy all your very good Nuzzi jokes, but I also want to say earnestly, so many of us (myself included) are on the verge of being pushed out of this industry and it's genuinely so dispiriting to see the worst among us, ethics-wise, get such preferential treatment.

Its time for the Bears Mailbag! - Is Caleb Williams a piece of shit? - Should he get released right now? - Did I mention he sucks? - Why aren't the Bears 9-0? - I watched a non-Bears game for the first time and just kidding I have never seen any other team play football before

the bears beat have learned 2 buzzwords about quarterbacking and do not know how to talk about anything else and now everyone is so much dumber for it

Cubs should get

Here in Broadview, outside Chicago, a large group of faith leaders & protesters have gathered this morning outside of ICE’s detention center. This looks like one of the largest protests on Beach St. in weeks, where the city of Broadview is still enforcing a small “free speech” zone. It’s packed.

welcome back. if you're just joining us, nazis are defending pedophiles

Re: Epstein’s emails

A daycare worker who was detained by federal immigration agents last week at a North Center preschool and whose arrest was caught on video and widely shared online, has been released from custody, her attorney said Thursday. https://to.wttw.com/47WgJMA

enjoying the fact that someone somewhere has been wandering around thinking this is true

You been hit by a smooth hymnal

@edsbs.bsky.social new favorite oversized QB chyron

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Trump Still Polling Well With Working-Class American Pedophiles https://theonion.com/trump-still-polling-well-with-working-class-american-pedophiles/

i'm always saying this

This is one of the funniest damn things I’ve ever seen

Hoyer: "We’re in a pretty good position on the position-playing side. On the pitching side, we’re thinner. So I think that’s going to be our focus. And I expect to explore trades. I expect to explore free agency, both at the top of the market, but also looking at Minor League free agency."

#1 is obvious.

At some point embarrassment MUST come

That’s my QB.

“Where could Tucker possibly land?” How about jail.

Once again, if you’re looking for a distraction this afternoon - Dave Dresden is live streaming a DJ set right now. 1/2 of the duo Gabriel & Dresden.

Why what happened

And to think that half of these guys were down on their luck last year, having been fired for pleasuring themselves over Ozempic YouTube ads in the parking lots of dead malls. Now, with safety in numbers, they are visiting the Bean for free.

Horton gave up 7 runs total the last 2.5 months of the season, but ok.

It’s the 50th anniversary of the actual wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald? The Dandy Warhols have a couple different cover versions of the Gordon Lightfoot song - this is my favorite. 9+ minutes!