Tampa also might have a better version of Oliver Moore in Dominic James - who the Hawks couldnt sign because he wasn’t interested in apprenticing in Rockford for 200 games

Apologies to our 8 cretins for forgetting Luther Burden was a Mizzou guy. It will never happen again.

It is a perfectly reasonable opinion to have been in favor of this trade 4 years ago given the outlook of that season and that Kyle's draft record was an unknown. But the two firsts have become Oliver Moore and Fuckface Boisvert and you're now allowed to be pissed off.

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They don't have any kind of standards, so neither should you. A Make-Work Program For Losers And Con Men©

Once again.... A Make Work Program for Losers and Con Men

Rewarding Danny's faith in the process by no shots on goal at home in 14 minutes and counting. This is madness.

Read about Ashok, and his project, because it's cool, even though he's a jerkface and a White Sox meatball and he even hangs out with @fifthfeather.bsky.social.

You don't have to buy what they're selling on any level. Fuck this team.

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We are planning on recording tonight before the body of the 25-26 season is even cold. Checking out early because they checked out a couple months ago. Questions welcome.

Dom Toninato gets another couple per diems!

By his own words TWO YEARS AGO, Kyle should be fired.

Louis Crevier sucks and anyone who tells you otherwise has something to sell you.

A surefire way to know if a player is a loser is if they voluntarily sign with Kyle The 31st when they have the opportunity to do so elsewhere.

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We attract a truly deranged caliber of pervert/sicko, that's for sure.

Recording tonight, I know you all have been waiting anxiously. Make with the questions.

This reads like a compliment but it shouldnt. They have almost equalled their past two year's worth of road wins and STILL are all but guaranteed the 2nd worst record in the league for the 3rd straight year This is sposed be good news when the #1 pick last year just put his team in a playoff spot

ONCE AGAIN we are right in our analysis

Congratulations to Kyle Davidson and the Chicago Blackhawks for all but securing the second worst record in the NHL for the third consecutive season. With the Rangers hilariously beating the Wings, they're now 5 points up with 6 games to play. You did it, and everything is going fucking great.

No episode this week - schedule is not cooperating and we're not going to go out of our way to make time to the same thing about this completely directionless and adrift outfit we always do.

It's how he makes sure everyone knows he's trying SO HARD

Why in God's name did they not give Frondell 16 right away?

Time, money, and energy well spent by all involved. Bravo. Truly.

Korch's "development" taking a back seat playing on his off-side so Ethan Del Goddamn Mastro can stay put. Just trade the poor kid already.

So many reasons to be optimistic, gang! All of this for the next DECADE. The league is on notice.

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They truly don't realize how much this makes them look like asshole morons, do they?

Rockford is a long shot to make AHL's postseason. IceHogs have stunk at home, lead the league in PIMs, have a historically atrocious PP, and possibly 1 real prospect there currently. It's a wasteland this season.

Conversely, shouldn't they want VETERAN LEADERSHIP for the Pigs' PLAYOFF PUSH? They can't even feed us a consistent line of bullshit anymore.

The Blackhawks from the top all the way down are a make-work program for the bums, con men, and losers of professional hockey masquerading as a team in the middle of a so called youth movement.

Ive a small Perbix

Oh cool, Dominic Tomato Can is dressing. A 32 year old career minor leaguer. What the actual fuck are they doing here? Fuck Kyle and fuck Blashill.

How many goddamn farewells does this fucking loser get?

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Nick Foligno sucks and is a career loser and a total LOOK AT ME eyewash fake leader, and the sooner everyone lets him just be forgotten the better off we'll all be. This is embarrassing.

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