Holy shit this looks great.

The SVU episode about Epstein and Ghislaine, made because the story was well-known enough that people would watch it and immediately know it was “ripped from the headlines”, aired on February 2, 2011

it's been hard to put this feeling into words, but we've spent the past couple of decades being lectured to and patronized by an elite class that spent its free time joshing with jeffrey epstein about his little sex abuse empire while lecturing us about how out of touch we are

"BUT BILL CLINTON IS IN THE EPSTEIN FILES" okay man arrest him too

The MAGAs have always hung their hats on Epstein island being the big deal, because supposedly Trump didn’t ever go there. As if Epstein didn’t commit heinous crimes everywhere.

100?!

restless ghost chilling out on all the haunting stuff as he gets super into your Breaking Bad rewatch and then knocking a bunch of shit off your shelves during the finale

BLANCHE: Apparently wealthy men wrote to complain about how hard it is to seduce teenage girls. I also had good taste at a tender age. DOROTHY: Men are lizards. ROSE: We had a teacher like that in St Olaf. Mister Lindberg. He had to leave after he fell down the same flight of stairs six times.

This isn’t even the stuff they’re trying to actually stop from getting out.

“Let them eat shit”

“Trump never worked with Epstein!” “No, Trump’s the one who turned him in!” “No, the Epstein stuff is a Democrat hoax!” “No, those files are fake!” Watching MAGA twist themselves into pretzels over the past year has been something to behold. This will be their undoing.

in a way, if you think about it, Frankenstein's monster is the real monster. because it's made of a bunch of dead bodies and stuff which is different from how people generally are

Wow. Some new portraits are up in the Oval. 🤭🤭

Imagine if Thiel also went down in this whole thing

As all this disgusting Epstein shit starts surfacing more and more, I hope we don't lose sight of the fact that apparently every major media outlet knew everything and instead spent their time money and energy attacking the trans community.

Republicans are going to try to distance themselves from this, and the media is going to do their best to let them. It's gonna feel like Bush II remixes, everyone pretending they've never heard of this Trump guy and if they did they were always against him, everyone was. History repeats.

Hope this guy is doing okay tonight.

I’ve been assured they stopped being friends in 200X

Alderman Sigcho-Lopez was right to call out Pritzker today about the state police arresting protesters. Pritzker responded that the state police are protecting protesters, and that just isn't true. State cops have arrested and brutalized protesters to facilitate ICE operations. That's reality.

I mean Megyn Kelly seems like exactly the right spokesperson for the ACTUALLY IT’S EPHEBOPHILIA movement. Shitty people, shitty values, shitty culture.

"This woke Me-Too bullshit has gone too far," said the former Harvard President and Secretary of the U.S. Treasury to the billionaire pedophile sex trafficker in a private email that the Justice Department under both parties kept secret for years

after reading how all these rich folks write i think i understand why they believe everyone else needs a chatbot to write everything from emails and text message to novels

The reason the emails read like hot garbage is because they don't have to worry about being judged. These are not men who have ever poured over an email out of fear of not being taken seriously or not being treated professionally.

The attorney general and the FBI director, a manosphere podcaster bro, pulled into the situation room a member of Congress best known for getting kicked out of a Beetlejuice musical for drunkenly giving her date a handy, in order to pressure her about the president's child sex trafficking scandal.

America has long feared it would suffer the same fate as the Roman republic, but never quite truly appreciated how utterly absurd Roman elites had become by the time of the late republic.

Love too have the journalists in on the cover up

BREAKING: Grijalva has signed the Epstein Files discharge petition. It doesn't appear that Mace or Boebert have removed their names.

Grijalva: That is why I will sign the discharge petition right now to release the Epstein files. Justice cannot wait another day.

From: Jeffrey Epstein <[email protected]> To: [email protected] pls pick up. Sandwich order ,, rb mayo lettuce Bacon . no pickle im going to take late lunch. with ,, for Trump Pinker Clinton Prince Andrew Dershowitz. party with some " girls". btw we're all pedophiles

just opening up the new Epstein docs at random:

By Alan Dershowitz

Did Underage Girls Ruin Politics? Tomorrow in the @nytimes.com

Important to remember!!! 👇👇

CNN says Bondi, Blanche and Patel met with Boebert at the WH on Wed, regarding her vote on the discharge petition. It's reported Boebert is attending emergency WH talks ahead of the vote. You do not need to be a behaviorist, psychic or lumberjack to feel Trump's panic over what is in these files.

one thing i hate is when the president is a pedophile

Landon Thomas Jr of the New York Times got told by Jeffrey Epstein that Trump walked into a glass door bc he was so busy staring at girls in Epstein's house and didn't print it. wild that the Times didn't consider that newsworthy.

And his hair was perfect BIP

All the Epstein emails are powerful elites saying shit like “Hello my friend the pedophile, i need your advice as a pedophile, what do you think about this other pedophile? Pedophilic Regards, your Friend ;)” and instead of swinging from a gibbet most of them are still writing op-eds against leftism

i finally see that jeffery epstein did kill himself, he was getting too many emails.

“We’re on a bombing run, don’t lose sight of the mission” - Steve Bannon on his way to take a massive shit

Whoa

Can an arraigning judge decide these charges are bullshit and just scrap the whole thing

Actual Nathan Thurm levels of desperation. Amazing to see.

Lmfao

Mario no!

I’m sure Trump is pushing back against the release of the Epstein files because he’s trying to protect his good friend bill Clinton

A true dipshit