The Chicago Lobs have stranded 9 runners

Part of Bari’s problem is she’s trying to go all-in on state propaganda during the regime’s low point, it’s like opening a flip-phone store

Jesus Tapdancing Christ

Guest host Patrick Stewart: Ladies and gentlemen, The Mandalorian…and what’s this?! GROGUUUU!

(Don Pardo voice) Musical guest The Mandalorian & Grogu

Quintessential 2026 Cubs baseball. 5 runners left on base the last 2 innings in a 1-1 game.

I can’t believe none of them ever fucking learn

Bill Maher is going to crash out over Spencer Pratt losing and it should be very funny

You think when Gwyneth Paltrow made “Marty Supreme” she was excited to work with Tom Holland again?

This is a meaner parody of LDS than anything Trey Parker and Matt Stone ever wrote.

Cubs head trainer:

Look, Jameson taillon is bad but I don’t wish injury on anyone. And this is absolutely absurd. The entire training staff needs to be canned

Mike Lee has posted 37 times in the last 24 hours about Hegseth removing the Mormons from the Pentagon’s approved list of recognized Christian denominations.

Remember all the funny Hunter Pence signs

this account is now a wind turbine blades being carried on trucks account

I hope Spencer Pratt ends up in 5th place as a salute to Riley Gaines and whatnot.

Star Wars names

Incredible names

Hell of a team

I’m not expecting any reporter who gets access to Trump to push him in any meaningful way. One way to look at it is that Welker is barely pushing him and she is desperate to maintain access to him and even that’s not enough and he completely crashes out.

RIP, King.

noooooooooooooo

The Blown Out Backrooms

Spencer Pratt flying to NYC days before the election to declare on Fox News that he’d win the LA mayoral race outright, spiking the football on election night when a tiny fraction of the votes had been counted then faceplanting & missing the runoff is such an incredible collapse.

I hope it happens tomorrow at the Knicks game

You better believe if the city had figured out how to give the bears a bunch of money for a new stadium, Susan Mendoza would be on the other side of this issue

I’m a Toronto baseball fan for today. 👏🏽 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽

When you run for LA mayor but you’ve never voted for LA mayor before.

US now 1-1 against the Germans all-time in June 6th match ups.

Rozencrantz and Guildenstern Are Dead Serious About Going To Itchy & Scratchy Land

Ned, Lucky and Dusty

[leftistly busting out the ouija board to ask mussolini’s ghost “how’s it hangin?” then asking grok to interpret benito’s response]

Golly gee if the Bears move to Hammond however will they find events to make this cluster eff of piss poor park design be really as horrible to get to and away from? I mean other than all the other events it hosts.

Preemptive post:

I’ve seen multiple people say that Utah will go blue because of this and it won’t. They already have a narrative in place for this and this is going to be a piece of that same old story.

Salon: Kristi Noem is facing a new Hatch Act complaint over her use of a government jet for a political trip, as well as her use of government social media accounts for self-promotion. This is a great mood booster! 😊 #ProudBlue #Pinks #SheShed

It takes two guys, a girl and a pizza place to raise a child.

Many are now calling him “Heat” Crow-Armstrong

“Das ist Frank Drebin” is killing me

The allies stormed the beaches of Normandy, no?

The Cubs have now gone three innings without giving up a home run

There is no single photo that perfectly encapsulates the state of our coun…

I’m by golf mill for soccer and looking for a lunch spot and find this place called Grill Grinders. This is on their website

It’s the Mamdani Effect. He’s making it ok to be mildly happy for the Knicks

It's a very strange feeling to watch a New York sports team succeed in the postseason and...kind of enjoy it?

Should have been a mushroom cloud

I think I’ve owned this movie in five different formats, only exceeded by star wars