The attorney general and the FBI director, a manosphere podcaster bro, pulled into the situation room a member of Congress best known for getting kicked out of a Beetlejuice musical for drunkenly giving her date a handy, in order to pressure her about the president's child sex trafficking scandal.

America has long feared it would suffer the same fate as the Roman republic, but never quite truly appreciated how utterly absurd Roman elites had become by the time of the late republic.

Love too have the journalists in on the cover up

BREAKING: Grijalva has signed the Epstein Files discharge petition. It doesn't appear that Mace or Boebert have removed their names.

Grijalva: That is why I will sign the discharge petition right now to release the Epstein files. Justice cannot wait another day.

From: Jeffrey Epstein <[email protected]> To: [email protected] pls pick up. Sandwich order ,, rb mayo lettuce Bacon . no pickle im going to take late lunch. with ,, for Trump Pinker Clinton Prince Andrew Dershowitz. party with some " girls". btw we're all pedophiles

just opening up the new Epstein docs at random:

By Alan Dershowitz

Did Underage Girls Ruin Politics? Tomorrow in the @nytimes.com

Important to remember!!! 👇👇

CNN says Bondi, Blanche and Patel met with Boebert at the WH on Wed, regarding her vote on the discharge petition. It's reported Boebert is attending emergency WH talks ahead of the vote. You do not need to be a behaviorist, psychic or lumberjack to feel Trump's panic over what is in these files.

one thing i hate is when the president is a pedophile

Landon Thomas Jr of the New York Times got told by Jeffrey Epstein that Trump walked into a glass door bc he was so busy staring at girls in Epstein's house and didn't print it. wild that the Times didn't consider that newsworthy.

And his hair was perfect BIP

All the Epstein emails are powerful elites saying shit like “Hello my friend the pedophile, i need your advice as a pedophile, what do you think about this other pedophile? Pedophilic Regards, your Friend ;)” and instead of swinging from a gibbet most of them are still writing op-eds against leftism

i finally see that jeffery epstein did kill himself, he was getting too many emails.

“We’re on a bombing run, don’t lose sight of the mission” - Steve Bannon on his way to take a massive shit

Whoa

Can an arraigning judge decide these charges are bullshit and just scrap the whole thing

Actual Nathan Thurm levels of desperation. Amazing to see.

Lmfao

Mario no!

I’m sure Trump is pushing back against the release of the Epstein files because he’s trying to protect his good friend bill Clinton

A true dipshit

Of course she is

pro pedophilia is in fact the main value proposition of the current Republican party

reminder that Pizzagate appeared right after Miss Teen USA contestants accused Trump, it's always all been just a distraction to protect pedophiles

The other two Epstein-related emails just released by Oversight Dems: exchanges between Jeffrey Epstein and Michael Wolff regarding Trump from 2019 and 2015.

I’m heading to court today for my arraignment on ludicrous charges brought against the #Broadview6 related to our protesting of conditions at the Broadview ICE processing facility. Join us at 12:30 at Federal Plaza to stand up for our right to speak out!

you can just skip the articles the emails are right here

Jack black ditched a thirty year friendship for this slop

Let Me Kiss You(r Feet)

Nick Delulu amirite folks

Bedrrick Gonforrt (BedGon) is so hot right now.

Holy shit

Soft secession Legislation creates a Federal Tax Escrow Account in the state treasury. Instead of employers forwarding collected federal taxes to Washington, they send them to the state. The state holds the money in escrow. A legislative panel reviews federal spending for constitutional compliance.

I’m very concerned about this

Hey hbo free idea, pay Andy Muschetti to re-edit his IT movies so the structure more closely resembles the book. Intercut between the 80s and modern day. The story works much better that way

We really need to stop letting these reality tv pieces of shit gain any kind of power

Happy Veterans Day to my Dad. Here he is in Vietnam with his platoon.

There’s no way these assholes are going to be here through the winter.

when you wear a size 9.5 shoe but the 8.5 was on sale

I really hope he gets the chance to die on mars

Little Greg

"Just keep on giving more and more stuff up unilaterally, until this demon's finally happy." @paulscheer.com #TheGoodPlace

Kendrick, Joyce Carol Oates, Menswear Guy, and Isaac Chotiner are the Voltron of People You Don't Want Focusing on You

This guy definitely knew a guy who knew Joey the Clown

I just discovered the most Joey Chicago dude in history. youtu.be/pJy9EFf-tiM?...