AOC freeze-frames remain undefeated

I don’t know about you, I’d prefer a gm who is an expert

Imagine the shit going on in this administration that we don’t know about

🚨BREAKING: Voters in Virginia have greenlit a plan that could see Democrats gain up to four more seats in Congress during the 2026 midterm elections. www.democracydocket.com/news-alerts/...

Somewhere, Jon Peters weeps www.reddit.com/r/MCUTheorie...

King shit

The Mets were 7-4 before their streak started. Jesus Christ.

Nico Hoerner

Listen, they are building concentration camps and threatening genocide against a country of 90 million people. There is not a single remotely legal tactic that is impermissible when it comes to stopping them.

The long grove covered bridge is the Jair Bolsonaro of covered bridges

Another truck hit the historic covered bridge in north suburban Long Grove on Tuesday.

Every time Matt Damon takes on a period role he ends up looking like a third baseman for the Phillies.

Why are videos not loading anywhere on social media today?

I do not understand how the bulls are always in the top three in attendance. How. How the fuck. Who is going. This is insane.

“The recently opened strait of Hormuz?”

Our plans: www.businessinsider.com/onion-ceo-pl...

He looks so fucking stupid I can’t breathe

I saw Smelly Penis Blood open for Cannibal Corpse…fan for life after that

George Washington inoculated his troops against small pox because he was woke

Didn’t spike the to give the pope a Knicks jersey? Did he also get one for himself or did pope Leo reject a Knicks jersey out of principle?

Oh…

Tim Apple

Sacrilege…no way Fr Bob was anything other than a massive fan of the 90s Bulls

Called it, April 9th

This is an incredible visual from the Mandalorian & Grogu trailer. I know they have a ship, I’ve seen the Lego. I know it’s roughly scaled to their size but always hard to tell from Lego. I was not prepared for this. This one image alone has me hyped.

Amazing

horseshoe theory is real. leftists almost got kat abughazaleh elected into congress and now it comes out that her boyfriend owns infowars…

Based on the trailer it appears that they try to summon Cthulhu and end up with a baby Cthulhu

I'll simply say again that for Shlaes to resurface in The Economist at this moment is an indicator of an ambient concern that Rooseveltian policies and politics are increasingly likely. The thing about the New Deal is, it was *immensely popular.* That's terrifying to certain people

It’s finally happened. After 18 months. Finally, a media merger you can root for.

the penne opticon

The CEO of Palantir posted a fascist manifesto on X. I pointed out that it was fascist—which resulted in a permanent suspension from X (my second time!). So, when you hear the tweeters complaining that BlueSky is intolerant, remember why many of us came here in the first place.

Hot damn

Two things Nazis love, historically: 1. Poles 2. People with disabilities

Bob Costas needed smelling salts after seeing that

He wants to undo what we did to German and Japan after WW2, eighty years ago. Not just what we shouldn’t do it again but we should undo it. wtf does that mean? Both of those countries have fully recovered from whatever sanctions we put on them eighty years ago. techcrunch.com/2026/04/19/p...

this sounds kinda like a "who cares" achievement but its a very exciting milestone for rich guys who are extremely invested in a future where robots they control are slavedrivers and prison guards for the rest of the human population

Cc @actualnames.bsky.social

Umami?

Huge news: Jordan Acker, who infamously pushed state to prosecute UM student protestors, loses bid for re-election to UM Regents. The winner: Amir Makled, who provided pro bono legal support to those same UM students. Enormous victory for the Palestine/student solidarity movement.

I do AV work for a funeral home and this is one of the most common song choices. It seems to be one of those songs that elderly boomers and silent generation folks turn to as they’re thinking about death.

If it dies, it dies

“Hey it’s us four very normal guys who definitely don’t want to use teenagers as permanent blood bags”

Browsing this company's website and the only way I can describe what I'm seeing is imagine a school shooter was a management consultant

I bet they’re ok with us dropping two nuclear bombs on Japan tho

What’s the plural of Antichrist? Antischrist? Antichrists?

In the same manifesto, Palantir's owners argued that we need a national military draft, that soft power is over, and that we were too hard on Germany and Japan after World War II. I don't think that company should be allowed to exist anymore.