kinda funny how Republican voters are inarguably happier when a Dem is president. they don’t actually want to be in charge of shit, they want to roll coal and whip themselves into a frenzy over wholly imaginary liberal tyranny. now they’ve caught the car and it fuckin sucks

Quote post with something good that lasted longer than the Confederacy (1861-1865) Five of Elizabeth Taylor’s eight marriages: Michael Wilding (1952-1957) Eddie Fisher (1959-1964) Richard Burton first time (1964-1974) John Warner (1976-1982) Larry Fortensky (1991-1996)

Shouldn’t something happen to his fucking client?!?!

Lmfao he mentions Ken griffin by name

Instead of the usual “I did that” sticker at a gas pump someone at the gas station on Montrose and central put a sticker that says “Trump is a rapist” and honestly I appreciate the directness

Aspect ratios:

Every parasite on earth trying to live in RFK Jr. at once:

Ai gal gadot is going to be a better actor than real gal gadot. However ai gal gadot is still pro genocide

I hate this dumb piece of shit so much

This is when the MAGAs are going to pivot to red meat being bad for you so you should cut back

WW2 squad with Brooklyn, Tex and Joey Dominican Republic

A reminder that Magda Goebbels murdered her own children at the end of the Reich rather than see them raised in a world without white supremacy.

Ben Shapiro and Daily Wire Films presents the apocalyptic drama “Children of Children”

He’s an adult and a dumb piece of shit who is a terrible influence on people. I don’t wish him death but I hope his career is over

I fully support this.

Nothing these fucks have done fall under the Catholic view of Just War, btw

Mike wants to call Catholics “papists” so so bad

FUN!

Dave Chappelle mad that republicans liked his anti-trans material too much. Lmfao

People willing calling people by their chosen names of Clavicular or Sneako but complain about trans people pronouns. Get fucked

Self-mogging

babe, wake up, new form of mansplaining just dropped

Legit one of my favorite Radiohead songs. The Craig era was marked by trying new things and it’s disappointing that having Radiohead officially do a bond song wasn’t one of those new things.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=COP0... This is canon

Congratulations to photographer Andrew Harnik who has won the White House Correspondents’ Association award for presidential news coverage with one of the greatest Oval Office photos ever captured.

It rules that Spielberg is still getting jazzed on newish filmmakers

“I think it's very, very important for the pope to be careful when he talks about matters of theology.” bitch you have been Catholic for three weeks, who cares what YOU think about matters of theology

he showed up to a mostly empty auditorium, got heckled by anti war protesters opposing the war he just humiliatingly failed to negotiate an end to, erika kirk stood him up, and he tried to explain catholicism to the pope. the only way he could’ve had a worse time is if he pissed his pants up there.

So the takeaway is don’t buy Netgear.

When you feel imposter syndrome sneaking up on you, just remember that JD Vance lectured the Pope on theology.

Florida and Texas gonna pass laws requiring dynamic pricing

Guys I think the cubs might be cooked. Starting this season losing two of three to the nationals at home is bad.

Sure Jan

y’all want a heartwarming feel-good story? 🥹🫶

$80 for injection molded plastic shoes is INSANE

THE ARISTOCRATS!

Fucking get him what do you have to lose at this point

It’s definitely possible that at least a small number of people voted against orban because he looks like an evil ghoul while Magyar looks a professional Turkish basketball player

Oh shit

@realfollowers.bsky.social hey

Retvrn

TRUMP: DO YOU THINK MEN SHOULD PLAY IN WOMEN’S SPORTS NURSE: [replaces his IV drip with antifreeze]

Can someone do MASH?

“An iceberg? At this time of the year? In this part of the Atlantic? And we’re about to crash into it?”

your tds wont let you even consider that donald trump is a god

I predict tomorrow Leavitt will say something like “The President was joking. He has an amazing sense of humor.” Followed by Trump being like “No, I am Christ.”

Dr. Mario

Ooh yeah this will fix everything