RIP, King.

My annual reminder to people who may be afraid to come out to family, I'm here and my messages are open. I'll be your cool internet uncle

Happy Pride Month to all Americans, including the Radical Right Wing Republican NUT JOBS trying to strip away the civil rights of so many of our LBGTQ neighbors and friends on a daily basis. Thank you for your attention in this matter!

This White Sox team is gonna make my summer much more enjoyable.

Press row seating for Springsteen tonight!

Introduce yourself with 10 bands / musicians you've seen live. ELO Eagles Bruce Springsteen Tedeshi Trucks Band Jackson Browne Moody Blues Vince Gill AC/DC Paul McCartney Ringing Starr

Fuck Netanyahu.

Don’t Block Progress on Pancreatic Cancer “…so long as Robert F. Kennedy Jr. leads the department overseeing the FDA. Kennedy is implacably hostile to mRNA technology for no justifiable reason.” www-nationalreview-com.cdn.ampproject.org/v/s/www.nati...

Did some stuff yesterday.

I mean, I think I can forgive him for his failure. www.cnn.com/2026/04/26/u...

Hey @timheidecker.bsky.social why won't you talk to me bro? I'm a better comedy writer than anyone you got on staff right now. That's true as fuck

Everybody RT this for me. I'll follow back all the RT's

Retweet this is you think @timheidecker.bsky.social should hire me as a staff writer for The Onion

This fucker is going to make me identify as a Catholic again. 🤬

Wait, what? Trump’s not your spiritual leader you say? Oh, okay, let’s go with that. I mean he really is only the political hammer you and your pastoral leaders need to impose your shitty values on the rest of us. BTW, here is a quick list of the net worth of your spiritual leaders.

An Easter message to Conservative Christians from your spiritual leader!

This Sox bullpen. Ooof.

Noblesville Indiana brought is today.

Hey, a quick note to all you fuckers who are saying the No Kings protests are stupid because we have a president. The reason it’s called No Kings is your favorite pedophile posted this.

See you in Noblesville Indiana!

I mean, they’re cool with pedophilia so why would they get upset about this?

LEFT: 1960s Robert Mueller, a wounded and highly decorated soldier in Vietnam. RIGHT: 1960s Donald Trump, a draft dodger at reform school, not athletic enough to make the team so picking up jock straps as “staff.”

This is who runs this account. Yes, Batman runs this account. I am Batman.

This should have been a remote broadcast. Who needs 2 tavern tour style. And Speigs? Finally, has Laurence posted anything on Terry's passing? #WSCR #TerryBoers

Stop ‘em and kick a field goal for the win. Easy day. 😂. 🐻⬇️

RIP Wilber.

Post a pic of the venue where you saw your first concert, and a picture of the band/ artist. Electric Light Orchestra at the Auditorium Theater, Chicago, Illinois on February 28, 1976. My mom wouldn’t let my brother take me without her. I was 14.

Accurate

Fucking stupid.

Too cute. Way too cute.

Wait. Back up. So affordability is not a hoax?

This Temu administration just sold Venezuela to the oil companies. They are selling America off for parts too. As half of America cheers.

We are a rogue state, run by a dictator, and the international community should treat us as such including all appropriate economic and diplomatic sanctions

Post a perfect album from the 90s that isn't Nirvana, Pearl Jam, Soundgarden or Alice In Chains

Not much happening in the Epstein Files release yesterday, I guess.

The #1 movie when you were 10 years old is how your 2026 is going to go.

To all that support this piece of shit, You’re being judged and you deserve all of it. No yea buts… you knew who he was/is and you support him anyway.

So we get to pay for the tariffs AND the bailout for the fuckers who voted for this fascist. MAGA math sucks ass! apple.news/A2XjPyQu7QgW...

Ohio State has me rooting for something called a Hoosier. Whatever the fuck that is.

No. Definitely not a cult.

I’ll have to use the room darkening shade all weekend. This fucker ruins everything. #fuckTrump

Introduce yourself with five concerts you've seen- ELO Eagles Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers Paul McCartney Moody Blues

If you see this, post your getaway vehicle

I guess I gotta take this one in on the porch! #bears. 🐻⬇️

Heading to Chicago on Friday for some post Thanksgiving fun. Are there going to be ice agents walking around the River North area that we can harass or is this fucking TACO administration going to steal all of my joy this year. #fuckIce #fuckDJT