lol

I mean yes this is funny, but the fact that these unconstitutional stormtroopers are so directionless that they literally stand around waiting for random nonwhite delivery guys to bike past them is just pathetic. No mandate, no mission, no clue. Just racism.

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So curious as to why MLB doesn't re-seed after the wild card round? I mean if the 6 beats the 3 shouldn't the 6 play the 1 and the winner of the 4/5 play the 2?

That was a weirdly satisfying Bears win going in to the bye week. Didn't play great, but a road win is a road win

War ravaged

Portland isn’t “war ravaged”. Chicago doesn’t need “saving”. Tylenol doesn’t cause autism. People still care about the Epstein files. Escalators breaking down is not news worthy or an emergency. Medbeds are not the answer. Keep resisting fascism. Ignore the distractions. Fight back.

Greg Olsen: "I tried my first Guinness." Joe Davis: "How was it?" Greg: "It was disgusti ... uh, Ireland is a great place and I really respect the culture here."

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Republican weasel speak, they skirt answering questions directly, so they won't be prosecuted later.

I can't hear a thing you're sayin'....

The I71 Footbridge message this week. Way to go gang!

When men touch women without permission and somebody slaps fire from them It's always you overreacted but never you shouldn't have touched her in the first place.

This is going to go great!

BEEP BOOP THIS IS NORA'S AUTOMATED MED CHECK. today is Sunday. everyone take your meds 🤖💊

Well this calls for a breakfast beer

Saying this with my whole chest

I'm still livid about Ollie Marmol's dick move to walk Busch yesterday when he needed a single for the cycle.

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Trump went to Bethpage and the US Ryder Cup team forgot how to golf. #ETTD buy also LOL. Europe needs what 2 1/2 tomorrow? Scheffler might not even get to tee off unless he's going first.

Ladies and gentlemen, the meritocracy

It probably won't happen, but the Cubs have the talent to go a long way in the playoffs

The economy is in the tank and the only reason we're staying afloat is my pension check ON TOP OF my retirement job paycheck. Most people don't have this luxury, so if you can help a brother or sister in need out, please do so

Good news, the Cubs secured home field for round 1, better news they beat the Cardinals brains in. Best news? I don't have to check scores tomorrow when I'm at the pool

What a dick fucking move to walk to avoid the cycle for Busch in a meaningless game for the Cardinals, Marmol.

But my mother's cousin's former roomate sent her this photo which CLEARLY shows a war going on.

This is what Trump is going to claim when no Antifa shows up. "We kept the peace"

Cubs' center field laptop guy working remotely getting the entire bag is just fucking great

These ICE commercials during Cubs games begging CPD to resign and join ICE are pathetic and hysterical 'Your city is overrun with Criminal Illegal Aliens and Gangs' and then they come back to Wrigley which is conspicuously not under siege by criminals and/or "Illegal Aliens"

How do you people survive this

Trying to conjure reasons. Their fever dream is that American cities are out of control with violent protests and those never happened and yet Tangerine Palpatine thinks that cities are shut down while the cameras and news say otherwise

So I guess Cubs go Boyd, Shota, and Rea/Taillon. Assad ready to come in as needed? Big Jim is pitching today so theoretically he'd be ready for Game 1 of the NLDS on Friday

Well fuck, this Cade Horton news is not optimal.

No. They’re really dumb too.

As a resident of #Portland it is impossible to capture how unhinged this is. We are a low crime city and the ICE protest "siege" consists of one auxiliary ICE office that normally has at most a dozen weirdos debating what performance art they should use to block a single driveway

Here's how this is going to go. There is no violence in 'war ravaged' Portland and right now there are no protests, the Troops IF they show up will stand around and do nothing, or help with trash collection or something and Trump will declare victory because the streets are quiet

The difference is that troops can justify "foreign enemy" even though they are not enemies but there is no way they can obey their oath and shoot American citizens

The army is not enough! I demand that President Trump deploy the Navy to police the waters at my daughter’s swim lesson this AM. #WarRavagedPortland

Good one...

Repent?? Lmaoo I’m plotting my next kill.

Portland is 70% white, so they'll be beating up white people on camera? Let's see how that goes for them.

As a retired Catholic, I continue to scream about this. 👇🏾👇🏾👇🏾👇🏾👇🏾👇🏾👇🏾👇🏾👇🏾👇🏾👇🏾👇🏾

So say we all

Kimmel is back in Seattle. He should never have been pulled from the air in the first place, but glad to see Sinclair reverse course. Thank you to all who spoke out for free speech.