For those wondering, this is my ink. Also a little pink from the pool

Watching to Live and Die in LA and man, watching Petersen, Pankow and Defoe as 30 year olds is pretty great

Friend on here hadn't seen my tats. Left arm Celtic father knot with 100 knots for losing 100 pounds. Left shoulder, kids tribute, but Grayson changed their name from Rowan so I need to fix that 1/

Forgot to post my annual pool selfie. Happy summer!

Just want to add that we don’t talk about Katie Hobbs or Arizona or the whole thing where former swing state New Mexico is now so blue it basically never comes up in national political convos enough.

The same people who had no problem with Jim Caviezel playing Jesus are freaking out over Lupita Nyong’o playing Helen of Troy. 🫩

This was always the plan, Trump's admin basically promised Evangelicals they would have a plethora of brown children to adopt and treat like servants. It's fucking disgusting.

Matt Shaw (continuing to do his own research regarding the 2020 election) to remain on IL

My man looks like the alien from American Dad owned a Hyundai dealership

My man ANY time is the right time, unless you're like on a plane or at a ballpark or something

As a Quad Citian, and loyal Chicago pizza fan, I concur. St. Louis pizza is cracker and ketchup.

Fun to be in midtown manhattan today just to hear so many people mutter “that fkn guy”

This is regarding Stephen Miller, LOL

Houston, Austin, San Antonio, Galveston are great places, food, culture, etc. The rest is a desert and Dallas, I'd place it in the middle.

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When a conman can't gain your confidence, he tries to erode your confidence in reality. Have you ever questioned the legitimacy of our electoral process before this fucking huckster started jabbering about "rigged" elections?

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I have a joke about Odysseus but it meanders...

This is so British, I need a cuppa

Most Cubs fans will choose to use tonight being a rare Friday night game as the scapegoat for why they’re losing tonight. I’m choosing to believe that Ryan Dempster’s presence in the booth is making them lose. Get JD back in the booth, dammit!

Lindsey Graham:

Toughest man in baseball

Counsel needs to challenge that he was running way inside the line.

How come Dead People weren't voting before Donald Trump became President?

Two...Two free drinks at the Corner Tap in Cascade!

This is exactly the correct take. They are trying to scare you and certain people on the web are amplifying it, yes it's serious but know this, it's simply scare tactics

Free Beer at the Corner Tap in Cascade!

This is indeed scientific fact

I mean if you can't play power chords... wait

My kid is 5’2” and weighs 90lbs so tell me how she tightens the lid on her mug so tight that when I am finally able to open it after 6 hours when she asks for help I feel like I just picked up Mjölnir? Then a week later it happens all over again.

I spent a 30 year career helping lock up child rapists, I used to joke (not joke) that I could pick the child sex offenders out of a crowd of 50 dudes. I've got some bad news for Michael...

My lord I had a 30 year career of helping locking guys up who look exactly like this...

Sorry, liberals but the relationship between Achilles and Patroclus is every bit as platonic and heterosexual as the one between Maverick and Iceman.

🎶What would Brian Boitano do🎶

It would be nice if The Odyssey was the moment Hollywood execs stopped listening to the whiniest motherfuckers on Earth who only see movies when a YouTuber half their age gives them permission

That moment when you drive by the Kennedy Center and are reminded yet again that in response to a court order Trump removed his name from the building but then obscured the building entrance so no one could see that he’d lost. 🙄

wishing reliever Scott Blewett the best of luck living up to his name for St. Louis

The documents Trump cited don't even make his case - and actually refute much of it. But that didn'tg matter. No foreign regime, no spies, no saboteurs have yet matched the damage that America’s own president just did tonight to faith in U.S. elections. www.theatlantic.com/ideas/2026/0...

please don’t post spoilers for a movie based on a 3000 year old book

I forgot we got a public sundowning last night. It must have been a shitshow, because Fox News buried it in the middle of the page. It’s like the seventh story, after a story about Sophie Cunningham and a tooth whitening ad.

Just rake-stepping all the way down.

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I'd hate to be a bottle of ketchup tonight at Mara Lardo tonight.

Ok this led with "the three year old" and my mind immediately went to Trump

Trump, sounding hoarse, is struggling to read the teleprompter

I’m pretty sure I heard all this from Mike Lindell and Sidney Powell in 2021.