Imagine how much better the world would be if people who believe in The Rapture were raptured.

I think bringing flash mobs back could heal us all. youtu.be/s_hlvRNgGOQ?...

Telling my parents this is Tom Homan

In the 1970s you made one of these in art class. It was mandatory.

ICE would run over him. 😒

And credit it to @staceywescott.bsky.social for the @chicagotribune.com

In case you're wondering where they got the idea 🫩 www.amnesty.org/en/latest/ne...

Thank you for coming to my Teddy talk.

An armed man impersonating law enforcement at a Charlie Kirk memorial was released because “he was doing nothing nefarious”. They have learned nothing. 🫩 www.wral.com/news/local/m...

✅Tom Homan offered $50K cash bribe ✅Tom Homan takes bribe ✅ Bondi & Patel shut down investigation under orders from Trump Taking a bribe should put Tom Homan behind bars. The cover-up should convict ALL of them under the RICO Act. That's how the FBI for decades USED to fight organized crime. 😒

Kat is the person being assaulted in the video 😳

I came to Bluesky for posts like this. 🫡

Does anyone out there remember when Antifa made it all the way to The White House?

Have the book burnings started yet?

There's always a post (Part 2):

There's always a post. 🫩

We still talking about this?

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BREAKING NEWS: “UPPITY PEOPLE” NOW OFFICIALLY DESIGNATED A TERRORIST GROUP

Me every time I make an @iceblock.app report:

A lot of fuss just to thank him for getting Prince Andrew off the hook if you ask me. 🤷

Me and my white privilege by 2026.

I felt this 😕

This guy will now decide which jokes are appropriate.

Crazy thing is the Germans didn’t have a historical precedent to warn them

Disney didn't watch Andor

Good night to everyone else who wants to stand screaming on a busy street right now

You realize of course that since Antifa isn't real they'll be able to define it (and who is in it) however they want?

Well, we’re definitely all going to end up in concentration camps for our Bluesky accounts. 🤷

So what's on YOUR reading table? 📚

Apparently not an oxymoron 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

This morning a 20-something barista said to me “Wow, I bet you were hot back in the day!”. I'm finally old enough to take that as a compliment. 🤷

Me after posting something negative about AI on LinkedIn:

Driving Jeeps on the streets is car cosplay.

All my life he has been as role model. He taught me not to take myself seriously. He taught me to stand up for what I believe in. He taught me how to be a man. Rest In Peace, Robert Redford ✌️🥲

Sorry I'm late. I met a dog. Meet Christian.

I don't know who else needs to hear these words tonight but I know I did. Be quiet if you must, but stay strong. We have friends EVERYWHERE ✌️ youtu.be/wQd4JdFP0d0?...

Me shitposting on behalf of non-retired friends who can’t express themselves online right now:

I don’t want AI to write and make art while I cook and clean. I want AI to cook and clean while I write and make art.

Middle Aged Dad Jam Band is the Savannah Bananas of Yacht Rock.✌️😎 @mrjordankatz.bsky.social & @pftompkins.bsky.social tellthe band they can use that. I won’t sue. youtu.be/5UAyO4SuP3w?...

In 2001 Charlie Kirk was 8 years old and podcasts didn‘t exist 🫩

+1 for Debra Shigley. Let’s do this ✌️😎

So we cool to go back to talking about the Epstein files now? 🤨

Meanwhile Brian Kilmeade said homeless people should be executed and got off with a half-assed apology. One side is not like the other 😒

US President back-pedalling furiously after his administration treated some innocent hard-working Koreans like they were innocent hard-working Latinos.

Banksy‘s brilliance ✌️😎

I see lots of worms on the sidewalk during my morning walks. Most are dead/dried up, and each day more live ones join them. Though there are 100s of them I’ll occasionally pick one up and put it back in the safe wet grass. Otherwise I just try not to step on them. Must be what God feels like. 🤷