Good morning

Let's see your face for the week!

If you see this post your mentor

Show me a picture that captures your essence, Part II @emceekayvee.bsky.social said I could 😏

It’s hot out. Share someone who looks stylish in shorts. (It was 1990. 🤷)

Show me a picture that captures your essence

The amount of schadenfreude I feel over his “Great American Fair“ may not be healthy.

Folks, I think Paraguay just pushed us into an alternate timeline 😳

The vibe I bring to your function

I can provide you with 50 sci-fi movie plots to illustrate why this is a horrible idea. 😳

Last time I saw profiles like these they were protecting Notre Dame from rainwater and evil spirits. 🫩

Welcome to the Great American State Fair

Well, welcome to summer in Atlanta I guess 🤷

What's it like inside your head?

It’s Sunday night in the 1970s, when this nightmare fuel was considered good wholesome family entertainment

My love language is Esperanto.

The best* way I can think of to celebrate Mel Brooks’ 100th birthday 🤟😎 *(Thanks to physical media I don’t have to search multiple streaming platforms)

When did we decide car door handles were a problem that needed to be solved? 🤨

It's not easy being meme-d. #Oh-Gee-I-See-Algae 👀

“Hi! I want to invest in your murderous plagiarism calculator that's always wrong.” “Cool. Can we use this untraceable online money that I made up?” “Sure. Here’s the identities of millions of people that I stole as a deposit.” “Great! Let's bet about this on Polymarket and call it a day.” 🤜🤛

Good morning

Me seeing #Svengoolie trending on Bluesky every Saturday night:

MLB right fielders seeing this:

I've long contended that justice for Jan 6… and Elon Musk’s predilection for election interference… and the Epstein files… will come, but it has to come from outside of the United States. ✌️

My local Saturday morning farmers market is five times larger than this 🤷

We could've had this. 🥲

Corn on the cob. What else is can a restaurant never do as well as a home cook? Cc @msinformation.bsky.social @goldietaylor.bsky.social @emiliecpa.bsky.social

Someone will probably go to jail for this 😏

In honor of his 100th birthday let’s recognize the genius that is Mel Brooks 🤟😎

Your billionaire publisher must be writing your headlines now, @latimes.com, because how the everlasting hell is this “controversial“? 🤨

Australia you seriously need to not try so hard. 😳

An antique dealer when I try to buy one of their bookshelves:

You’ve Hootied your last Blowfish

Good night.

This is Holly. Every day for the past 5 years, she picks out a stick and brings it to her favorite spot for “zen time.” While her stick may change, her routine never does. 13/10 (IG: hollythebluestaffy)

The World Cup is proof that if not for our leaders, the vast majority of the world's people would get along just fine.

“I mean, look at the crap WE get away with!”

Your entire brand is posting other people’s content while pointing silently from a corner of the screen.

I’m gonna be miserable but it’s worth it.

Alternative wedding venue I’d propose for Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce:

Based on every British horror movie I’ve ever seen some serious shit has gone on under that tree. 😬

All I want is to be recruited by an elite team for my particular set of skills

Tucker Carlson and James Carville right now:

Stuff like this gives me hope for all of us. 🥲

The vibe I bring to your event.

In a world of Ronaldos, be a Messi. 🤟

Good night, everyone. Good work. Sleep well. We’ll most likely all be in concentration camps for our Bluesky accounts this time next year.