Today’s mood:

I’ve dramatically cut back on alcohol due to dealing with Parkinson’s, so have been seeking alternatives. There is but one word for Guinness 0: MAGNIFICENT 🤌🏼

(sound up) 🔉

If you want to impress me with your car it better be a food truck

Good lord 🫩

Observation - Fascists like collaborators until they’re no longer useful. 🫩

Today’s mood

I don’t know about you sumbitches but I’m gonna help make for some happy cows/goats/chickens/compost piles. ✌️😎

SPOILER ALERT: Trump will threaten to withhold federal money to states that don’t drop their own charges against his co-conspirators. This is how this mobster does business 🫩

A pic of you that could be an album cover. (Reply or Repost)

This 15 year old boy has more aplomb than every grown man who doesn’t understand the word ‘aplomb’. 🤟😎

My Japanese maple thinks it’s fancy. 🍁

The Venn diagram between Ivanka Trump and Laura Loomer is overlapping more and more 🫩

Me opening my news feed every morning:

Rich New Yorkers on X this week:

OK, which of you are gonna step up? 🤨

Anytime after 4pm in November:

This is TV actress Markie Post. In 1986 75% of white women looked exactly like her.

So we want to negotiate the end of the government shutdown with people who literally want to shut down the government?

As of this moment I have more BlueSky followers than I ever had on the hell-site formerly known as Twitter. ✌️😎

Second breakfast - Apple fritter and Yorkshire tea. Because November. 🤷

Word of the Day is ‘catchfart’ (17th century): an obsequious individual who sucks up to the boss and always follows the political wind.

Saturday Night Live, if you’re listening. 😏 bsky.app/profile/adam...

Did Women Ruin The Workplace

“Yacht Rock” seems like a weird term until you realize the alternative is “Songs We Dry-Humped To In 1979” 🤷

Every 50-something man on testosterone supplements:

Your cat when you're choking to death in your apartment

Their new “philanthropic“ venture 🫩

I never realized Bill Gates is a mini-me of a much larger version of Bill Gates. 😳

Looking forward to seeing those wealthy New Yorkers who said they’ll move because of Mayor Mamdani settle into their new lives 😏

Never accept criticism from someone with bad eyebrows.

Oldest selfie on your phone Halloween 2013… obviously ✌️😎

All I’m saying is I’ve never seen @georgehahn.com & @dieworkwear.bsky.social in the room at the same time. 😏

Who else is still in their post-election refractory period? 😊

Live footage of last night’s election results arriving for Congressional shutdown negotiations. ✌️😎

I don’t know who else needs this but… 🥰

Me to the Democratic Party

Andrew Cuomo’s Homes.com app right now… 🤷

The GOP responds to tonight’s election results:

Fuck it, I’m gonna stay up and watch election returns.

Something l will miss when the print version of the @ajc.com ends later this year: Leaving a copy behind that might wake up a stranger who only watches Faux News 😏

Mike Johnson - The kid who lies that he can swim and then jumps into the deep end of the pool.

Cuomo actually thought endorsements from Trump, Musk, and Stephen Miller were good for him.

CBS Edits Out Trump Corruption Meltdown From <i>60 Minutes </i>Interview newrepublic.com/post/202584/... via @newrepublic.com

Someone please remind @theonion.com that they’re supposed to be satire. 😳

The Klan came to my PA hometown in 1950s. They terrorized black families & burned a cross on a hill above town. My father, uncles, and other men of our community ran the Klan out of town one night - roughly and permanently. I was told this at my Dad’s 1988 funeral, and I have to live up to it.

So how about we talk about this again? 🫩