The 2026 World Cup will be a grift 🫩 www.travelandleisure.com/us-visa-bond...

It’s a Sunday night in 1972, and I’m about to blow off my homework to watch a 70 year old man and his Australian henchman get savaged by an anaconda. Back then we called it good family TV 🤟😎

As a baseball fan of many years, I’ve never seen anything like this before. I love it. Normalize giving your fellow humans hugs.

Irony is now dead 🫩

Nextdoor is Twitter for grandparents 🫩

Does he how much he’s hated?

Now get out and vote in the midterms like your life depends on it, because it does. #NoKings

How Bluesky feels on a #NoKings Day ☺️

AND the Atlanta suburbs! Add a couple thousand blue dots at Johnson Ferry & Roswell Road! 🤟😎

If Kamala had won I’d be at a ballgame right now ✌️

HOWLING

On my way to my third #NoKings protest ✌️😎

We have #NoKings friends everywhere ✌️

Just me chilling before the #NoKings Protests tomorrow ✌️😎

Same energy 🫩

I wear my expensive Italian polo shirts to my favorite restaurant so the gays at the bar will chat me up. I may be straight and 62 years old, but it’s still nice to feel pretty. 🤷

I love this for them 😏

Sorry I’m late. I met a dog.

Do something that makes you as happy as Sarah Mullally becoming the first female Archbishop Of Canterbury

share a magazine cover you love

Thinking about heading somewhere expensive for dinner tonight

Me by November 2026:

Post a nonreligious photo you think of as holy.

“We noticed you from across the bar and really like your vibe.”

Prediction - No way he’ll die a natural death. However he croaks his sycophants will then fake a heroic demise. A post-mortem sniper’s bullet, an exploding putter in his cold hands, a poisoned Diet Coke poured down his corpse’s throat. Continuing the racket depends on him becoming a martyr.

Senator Graham is in late night meetings at CPAC 2026 and could not be reached for comment

Not to doxx anyone, but pretty sure I hired these guys to power wash my driveway last week.

Pretty sure @pattonoswalt.bsky.social can do 15 minutes on San Francisco Creamery’s Kitchen Sink Sundae 😳 Link: sanfranciscocreameryco.com/the-kitchen-...

For those keeping track, the next Jeffery Epstein is teeing up right now 🫩 www.businessinsider.com/abercrombie-...

[smiling as I add carrots, celery, and onions to my soup] ah, the holy trinity [a cloud crosses my face when I drop a bay leaf into the pot] …and the sin eater

Archaeological Dig Uncovers Ancient Race Of Skeleton People https://theonion.com/archaeological-dig-uncovers-ancient-race-of-skeleton-pe-1819565415/

Me losing it while making a poster for this Saturday’s #NoKings protests. 🤷

Let’s normalize reposting the Bluesky posts of important contributors like @jamiedupree.bsky.social instead of screenshots of their X posts. Thanks for coming to my Ted talk. ✌️

The 1960s - When the toy industry collectively turned to deadly ancient weapons for inspiration 🤷

Happy Manatee Appreciation Day from me and this baby water potato

To the attention of @weratedogs.com 🥰

Look at him. Just look at him.

I am this old.

This will only get worse until he is stopped.

Obligatory cross-genre callout

Me hearing someone say they don’t have allergies right now.

This is Stan. He is the guardian of the stairs. It's his first day and he's a little nervous. Really hoping you don't try to pass. 12/10 (TT: stanthehotdawg)

Me on Claritin plus caffeine

I want you to know when you're being mean to me, this is who you're being mean to.

We keep losing our best and brightest. 😔