Omigod I LOVE this! So, I'm lucky to say that Phil is My Good Friend™ which, in the World of Kevin Bacon, means I am 2 degrees away from these Living Legends!

That slug-slime, Hegseth, wants to court-martial Sen. Kelly. Winding up The Streisand Effect Machine in 5, 4, 3...

Lindsey, turns out Mary Kay is still a big deal. That is right in your wheelhouse! Probably a good time to switch careers.

Nazi Musk’s corrupt pet project DOGE has officially disbanded after 8 months of destroying the US govt and illegally gaining access to the private data of tens of millions of Americans just for the purpose of instilling fear. Everyone involved should go to jail.

I just feel we need to keep saying, over and over, that the problem with DOGE was not its failure to cut spending. the problem with DOGE is that it CUT GLOBAL AID LEADING TO THE DEATHS OF 600K PEOPLE AND COUNTING. 1

Jared is back. Jared Kushner, who has no official title beyond “son-in-law” - not to mention his lack of qualifications and sense and judgment.

Every time I listen to Trump, Bessent or Lutnick talk about economic conditions, it is always completely obvious how utterly disconnected they are from the everyday struggles the average American working family is dealing with right now. They simply can’t relate to normal people.

I want her to burn this Epstein thing down to the motherf*cking ground.

There really is no doubt, is there? The White House leaked the draft to Axios and made a bunch of comments. It's halfwit Witkoffs baby.He thinks he made a "deal" because he got some business stuff in there for the U.S. Trump was busy redecorating the White House pantry and didn't know about it.

He promised “American carnage,” didn’t he?

Been driving for a couple hours. Just got online. Lemme see if I understand. US has been pushing a Ukraine plan for a few days. After some pushback, US Secy of State reveals that in fact it's a Russian plan that was presented to the US. Helluva a misunderstanding.

My teenage angst predated The Smiths. This was one of the mopey tunes I enjoyed. Climb into the Wayback Machine and enjoy this little ditty. youtu.be/PC2HkP5gR2g?...

Good morning. ☕️ 📷 Sid Avery

Good morning. ☕️

Slow Swirl at the Edge of the Sea https://botfrens.com/collections/25/contents/1135440

Someone recently told me that my books feel like “intrusive thoughts come to life.” I love that anaylsis so much and totally what I’m always going for when I write something depraved…

AM I HALLUCINATING

The weird thing is with Donald Trump just said about Zohran Mandani is what every Democrat should’ve said about Zohran Mamdani the moment he secured the Democratic nomination.

Zohran flip your hair again we need healthcare get him to give us healthcare.

Trump feuding with Marjorie Taylor Greene but being in love with Zohran Mamdani was not on my November 2025 bingo card

So he did exactly what he said in his confirmation hearing that he would not do. Perhaps it’s time to haul his ass back in there. Also congrats to everyone, including Olivia Nuzzi, who helped normalize this man. So many people will die of preventable diseases as a result.

Every major corporate news outlets and their employees allowed this horrible murder to go unpunished while enriching Trumps.

I think he was telling us a long time ago that he really wants to shoot someone on 5th ave.

Every story on Page One in Charlotte is about ICE/immigration: @charlotteobserver.com

Good luck today, Zo!

Remember a few weeks ago when Trump brought in a couple bulldozers and demolished about a third of the White House? That was weird.

This entire comment thread!

Yeah, Pennsylvania! Two of those hawks are ours: Chris Deluzio and Chrissy Houlahan! Hot damn!

If you think gutting the professional status of NURSING one of the most essential, demanding, life-saving professions in existence is going to fly, think again. Trumpworld keeps inventing culture wars. Democrats keep trying to keep people alive.

now we're talkin'

Its very very bad that the President publicly posts a statement that, were I to post the same thing about him, would have the FBI knocking on my door.

Charlie's newsletter is always an essential part of my morning reading. I make sure the coffee is at its strongest, though, because it's a little too early for bourbon.

WELCOME BACK, SARAH!

Describe a song badly: Norwegian Wood A guy meets a girl who lives in a house with very little furniture, they talk all night, then they hook up, he wakes up and discovers she ghosted him, so he sets the house on fire.

“After the murder of journalist Jamal Khashoggi, I reviewed a call between the president and the Saudi crown prince. The American people and the Khashoggi family deserve to know what was said on that call. If history is any guide, the receipts will be shocking,” the Virginia congressman said,

I don't like her, but I wouldn't wish that on anyone.

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Please enjoy this wonderful moment. You might cry. It’s ok. We need to remember how dignity and humanity in government felt and what could be achieved.

Imagine: One day we will wake up and there will be none of this. Aaron will finally go to a spa in New Mexico to recuperate. We will talk about so many other things again. And we will never hear another honk from the melting criminal brain that is housed in this heap of flaming shit-stained garbage.

It’s true I dig the people who run this bookstore but oh mah gah the inventory! Seriously, this place has solved a number of gifting dilemmas. And their attention to care is top-shelf. HIGHLY recommend. Oh and get yourself a little somethin somethin!

My 60-game Wordle streak ended today. Please respect my privacy at this difficult time.

That's it. God won. No one else try.

I started following this amazing person on twitter simply because of this screen name and then I realized what a brilliant, passionate person! This thread is worth your time, and definitely follow.

Infuriating. Shameful. And very on brand.

Every member of Congress should own their vote on this.

Will the new maga Wapo defend Trump’s repellent comments on Khashoggi?

THIS FUCKING GUY

One of my favorite artists is having a show of her art and if you are in NYC anytime between now and April you should go see it

I love her so much. She's just the best.