FIFA has granted Trump full immunity from any criminal charges for any crimes.

It's not about the drugs. It's about the oil.

I've used Times New Roman for decades. Now I have to change it? Fuck off, Marco.

Wordle 1,635 2/6 🟨🟩⬜🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

Will nobody think of the billionaires? Way to go, Tribune.

Does anyone actually watch Jimmy Fallon?

Now we're gonna do land. The fuck is he even talking about? Jabbering buffoon.

You don't need 37 dolls for your daughter. 2 or 3 is nice.

It's like I used to tell Jeffrey Epstein....

Looking at you, Mary Miller. Hitler quoting shit goblin.

No way they can screw thi....nvrmnd.

Shock and awe, indeed

He's not wrong. The problem is Tim Pool is an evil scumbag too.

This is special. Gambling is ruining sports, but when it causes this dipshit to lose his mind, I'm good with it.

#BREAKING A Chicago-based U.S. Customs and Border Protection agent is facing federal charges tied to the alleged sexual assault and robbery of multiple women in the suburbs in 2022. Luis Uribe is appearing in court now.

We're okay if he murders some fishermen, but dropping bombs gets us edgy. Meanwhile, WaPo dutifully acts like Trump murdering people is part of the larger policy discussion. The paper that helped topple Nixon. WaPo is a perfect example of "once proud." What a rag.

Today, I've signed into law legislation that expands legal protections for the people of Illinois. Dropping your kid off at day care, going to the doctor, or attending classes should not be a life-altering task. We will counter the Trump Administration's depravity.

FUNBAG!

Trump is for sale to the highest bidder. Always has been.

$268 studio apartment in Evanston. Two weeks from getting married. Watching the game with my soon-to-be wife. I was 20 and she was 18. Lennon was 40. You could tell from Howard's tone that shit was about to get serious. Stunning news. (We were surprised he was "that old." Forty. Damn.)

One thing Groypers have in common is they're all incels, and proud of it.

Tim Jenkins with some great analysis of the last play in Green Bay. youtu.be/3cWP-2soLkk?...

Tribune says Trump will use $12BN in tariff money to aid farmers. Makes no mention of tariffs being the reason farmers are being bailed out. The Chicago Tribune is a right wing shitrag in the tank for Trump.

That should be 15 on the tackle

Is Scott Presler passing? Find out on the next Milo!

Hurts is having a hell of a night

That's the first time I've ever seen a guy commit two turnovers on the same play, and I'm old.

Hurts- an interception and a fumble on the same play. Fantasy football gold!

Eagles aren't much

We've reached the stage where I can't spot real from parody.

Musk's handpicked lackey. Trump bouncing him originally is what caused Musk to lose his mind and blab the truth about Patel & Bongino covering up Trump's presence in the Epstein files. Looks like they've mended fences and the SpaceX money train is back on track. NASA is fucked.

"How many cards?" "Um...I'll just play these, thanks."

There's an article in the same issue - an oral history of LA's club scene in the 00s. Paris, Nicole, Kim. Everyone who was HOT and YOUNG and BEAUTIFUL and FAMOUS!....in their own words! Dog vomit is more interesting @vanityfair.com has been absolutely terrible since Graydon Carter left.

He's always creepy, all the time, but sometimes he's extra creepy.

They all need to face criminal charges when this nightmare is over. Three years at most. Sooner if Trump's health continues its rapid decline. Go sodium!!

Nkay bye. See ya. Drive recklessly Buh bye.

A "post analysis" Trump announced the pardons. jfc

Lied about being a Ranger.

The Bears D gives up too many yards, too many big plays, and too many points. Can't count on turnovers and takeaways to bail them out every week.

An absolute airhead

Caleb Williams: I’ve got to throw a better ball at end of game Mr: I agree with him about that. www.nbcsports.com/nfl/profootb...

Had the Bears scored, I wonder if Johnson would have gone for 2.

The play call was fine. Kmet was open. Williams waited too long and then made a bad throw. Look at their feet. They're both standing there waiting for the ball while Kmet has 5 yards of end zone behind him.

On safari with Slow Eric. Eaten by the lion he was hunting.

The fact that people didn't write off the Bears at half is a big change from last season.

You know Benny Johnson? MAGA dipshit influencer Benny Johnson? Russian asset Benny Johnson? If you'd like to read something that will cheer you up after a tough Bears loss....👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇

Bears can see now what they have to get better at. Worst throw of the day at the worst possible time.

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“Look what [Trump] did to this country and the polarization – got all the cockroaches to rise to the top. Once upon a time, you were embarrassed to be publicly racist and out there with conspiracy theories. Now it’s all out in the open because he allowed it.” - Gene Simmons, 2022

Bears have more rushing yards (129) than passing yards (126)