It was gnarly looking

Hah hah hah

I think we figured out autism. It was while I was playing that tough 16th hole.

Bears head coach Ben Johnson said CB Jaylon Johnson will undergo surgery and that there is a chance he could return this season.

"We have reached an agreement to return Jimmy on Tuesday. He understands that from now on he has to mix in some pro-fascist content."

Too late. Already canceled the Disney trip.

I think it's funny that anybody thinks Homan taking bribes would bother Trump. The only thing about Homan taking bribes that would possibly bother Donald Trump is if Homan didn't give him a cut.

According to Gronk, he lived off the money he made on endorsements and invested every penny he ever made in football salary.

Good riddance

Every year there are 15 really nice days in Chicago. This is one of them.

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What do Star Trek, Apollo 13, and Seinfeld have in common? . . . . . . . You guessed it, Clint Howard.

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Solid job by the OL today.

Ben Johnson has experience against Matt Eberflus defenses.

I'm just warming up. I haven't tapped the sign yet.

Byard just knocked Turpin into the blue tent.

Well shit. Stopped the Cowboys to start the half and then just marched down the field for a TD. Who are these guys?

Eberflus over there watching Johnson eat the clock to end the half, and still not getting it.

The #1 Fox team never mentioned it.

Pick 6....pick 6

I know it's just a half but, with the exception of Darnell Wright, the OL looks like they're starting to get their shit together a little.

oh no Better make sure it's sound before sending him back out there. Maybe put him on IR now.

See how long it takes one of these guys to point it out. Burkhardt will do it first for sure. Brady doesn't know what town he's in.

Eat the rest of the clock. Cowboys start the 2nd half w the ball.

If there was an upgrade to Darnell Wright on the roster, or the FA market, he'd be signed already.

Surprised they didn't burn a TO for the conversion. Holy shit they're going for 2!!! Yeah, it's 14-12 ffs.

Way too much pre-snap confusion, 2pt defense should be ready to rock as soon as it's clear they ain't kicking it. People off, people on, everybody knows where to line up. That looked like shit.

The severe thunderstorm scroll has an Airplane! vibe. At some point they're going to type, YES I FUCKING KNOW I TYPED COOK TWICE SO SHUT THE FUCK UP ABOUT IT!!!

The flea flicker from Williams to Burden III is the longest Bears TD pass since a 67-yarder from Trubisky to Anthony Miller in Week 14 against the Texans in 2020.

That 65 yard flea flicker is the longest Bears TD since a 67 yard run by Justin Fields against the Lions in 2022.

Williams threw that thing 60 yards. Damn.

Lamb is done for the day. Huge break for the Bears.

Vince Vaughn. There's a guy who was probably at the Kirk memorial.

Eberflus over there throwing around the acronyms to rally the troops.

Those never work! Go home, NFL. You're completely hammered.

Aubrey hit from 64 last week.

Looks like Sewell is going to have another exciting day.

The weather scroll person is drunk

Stevenson just made a play. Holy shit.

Cook, Cook, Will, and Will

Another reason to give the Bears a chance today. Matt Eberflus is the Cowboys' DC.

Total breakdown in the middle of the line by the Bucs. That dude could have blocked it with his belly button.

Somebody take the keys away from the NFL. Too drunk.

Jordan Love ain't much.

That is so awesome! Eat it Packers.

C'mon Browns. How awesome would it be if he makes this....

Packers LOMFL!

Drake Maye has zero pocket awareness. He keeps getting clobbered from behind.

And go see the new Tap. "A bit arrogant. A bit bossy. Decent songwriter." David St. Hubbins on Paul McCartney.