Sometimes I write my tweets extra slow and dumb so that Pete Hegseth can enjoy them, too

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For over two thousand years Christians have been warning us about the antichrist. When he finally shows up, they vote him into office. Twice. 🤦🏻‍♂️

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Just a quick reminder that Jack Smith had 86 witnesses lined up ready to convict Donald Trump, and every one of them were Republicans

Trump was sending teenage "masseuses" from Mar-a-lago to Jeffrey Epstein's house down the street. That's called sex trafficking you silly MAGA bumpkins

Would the real fake Liam please stand up?

day one in mamdani’s new york

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HERE Jack Smith sets out Trump’s direct culpability and complicity in the federal election interference case, including January 6th:

Smith: I can tell you that some of the co-conspirators met with us in proffers and did interviews with us. Giuliani sat for a proffer with us—he was available as a witness, and we would have welcomed President Trump calling him as a witness.

Pushing back works

So “a million more documents” is now “roughly 5.2 million pages of Epstein files documents” And they’re “seeking to enlist about 400 lawyers” to do doc review, which means they don’t even have the people yet to get it done Trump & Pamela Jo are just slow-walking the shit out of violating the law.

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2025 was a year where many of our worst fears came to pass. We watched a madman get back into the White House, who let billionaires hijack our federal government, slash our benefits to fund their government handouts & tax cuts, while stealing our data to feed their Orwellian surveillance systems 🧵

Your sandwiches suck anyway

I got about 15 minutes, ask me anything

Essentially: “Rape is fine, but sports is a dealbreaker.”

If you can't handle a few cuss words about the Trump administration you should block me now you weak-ass motherfuckers

Not Somali.

marjorie taylor green believed in qanon which means i never have to take her seriously again even if her doctor found the right cocktail

This is how you do it folks

Look, I'm not "excusing Medicare fraud", I'm simply pointing out the fact that when Republican Rick Scott was caught doing it you silly fuckers elected him to the United States Senate

Trump's DOJ was monitoring all the movements of the Miami Herald reporter who was covering the Epstein case.

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I don't usually endorse consumer products but I must say this new Dyson vacuum cleaner sucks even harder than Kevin Sorbo's acting career

another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls

I somehow missed this www.texasmonthly.com/being-texan/...

This is my favorite parody account.

How we doing folks?

I’m going to need to see the declination memos from DoJ where they declined to prosecute the Epstein co-conspirators, and I’m gonna need to see them for every single person they declined to prosecute.

oh really? explain jd vance then

My millennial heart is so happy watching everyone pirate and share the 60 Minutes piece like we’re all on 2002 Napster.

MASSIVE BREAKING: : We Just Unredacted the Epstein Files. No Joke! krassencast.com/p/breaking-w...

Parents everywhere are terrified that their teens’ sudden need to download the forbidden 60 minutes story is a gateway drug to wanting even more news

So apparently there are many Epstein files on the DOJ website where you can highlight the redacted text, copy it, and paste it onto another document to read the redactions

I need to follow more people over here, please drop you best BlueSky Starter Pack in the replies. Thanks

awfully rich of JD to call someone out for being inauthentic. a yalie whose law prof helped him write a memoir where he threw his family under the bus in order to craft his up-from-appalachia persona before he toddled off to be a venture capitalist

I need an IV drip of terrible influencers being boxed back into the Stone Age, please and thank you

Yesterday we were all waiting in the Epstein line. Today, the entire country has turned into investigators, tracking which files are disappearing. Sixteen gone so far. There’s been a remarkable amount of teamwork, with people working together to identify the missing documents.

🎶I need a hero I'm holding out for a hero 'til the end of the night He's gotta be strong, and he's gotta be fast And he's gotta have access to files

> @theliamnissan.bsky.social #File468 🤡

And may every day be another wonderful secret.

GOP Rep. Thomas Massie and Democratic Rep. Ro Khanna plan to draft articles of impeachment against AG Pam Bondi over the DOJ’s failure to release all Epstein files as required by law.

A cornered rat is a dangerous thing. Stay frosty my muchachos

The Kennedy Center was established and named by an act of Congress. No media outlet should call it anything different until Congress amends or repeals that Act. Trump is not a king.

I’m at the combination Pizza Hut and Kennedy Center.

“Bari Weiss” sounds like a failed Leinenkugel's seasonal

When we all get imprisoned for posting I’m definitely gonna be going around the yard asking what y’all said that got you locked up & it better be a banger because that’s how we’ll be establishing our hierarchy