BALLROOM GRIFT Sing Along, America! lyrics and vocals by the talented @treycallaway.bsky.social

man went down posting at least #smokefleet

Hundreds of new celebrity parody accounts have been made on Twitter in the last day. Shits changing folks. The tide is turning. Create your #smokefleet account on BlueSky TODAY It's gotta be transportation-themed (cars to space rockets) It's gotta be a celebrity homophone (puns are for pussies)

Find me on Twitter if you want to see some fucked up Epstein files. Some of it might even be new

But you don't do stories, you make fun of maga. There just aren't a lot of maga here. Watch this... The 2nd Amendment is about militias, it doesn't even mention firearms.

BlueSky has to decide if they want to spread truth or if they want to spread feel-good CBS stories about abandoned puppies that got adopted. Either eliminate the silly (coward) moderation lists and let it all work itself out, or I'm outta here

They must eliminate those lists.

Anyways everyone should follow this guy. His heart is in the right place and I've known him for six long internet years (you'll have to search his name and click "people" to find him because of overzealous moderators)

trump raped kids.

Look if BlueSky decides to moderate this account into oblivion just because they can I will abandon 280,000 followers and post on fucking YouTube if I have to. Even Substack is better than this shit

Am I now at war with the BlueSky moderaters? Explain this like I'm 5

Please repost: Bluesky moderation is a buncha pussies #1

I know for a fact that my production assistant is not transphobic, but sometimes his jokes suck. Remove the stupid label immediately

A lot of people are saying that my 44-year nitrous oxide addiction and multiple marriages and divorces to Cheryl have left me no choice but to become a lowly Production Assistant to Mr. Liam NissanTM. But they are only 99% right. I truly hate Illinois Nazis as much as Liam NissanTM does.

BlueSky moderaters are a bunch of self-important douchewhistles. Fuck your silly echo chamber

Republicans say they are for free speech and then they demand Jimmy Kimmel get fired for telling jokes. Republicans are full of steamy horse shit.

🤣🤣🤣 That which was ours, shall be ours again. 😎🖖

Not sure I follow what you’re saying. But know your #smokefleet do your research, know who owned smokefleet.com before the imposters bought smokefleet.net and know they abandoned smokefleet.net in November and I bought that domain name. You can find me on X as @smokefleet

Reactivating to prove I'm the real Slim Shady. The fight is on Twitter. Get out of your sensory deprivation chamber and join #smokefleet today, my muchachos. Two Golden Tickets remain.

Guess who's back? Back again? Tom Celica's back. Tell your friends.

LOL @martynlenoble.bandcamp.com has won the second Golden Ticket. Nice work

What's the difference between a garbanzo bean and a chickpea? Trump never had a garbanzo bean on his face.

Donald says we would have won the Vietnam War if he'd been president. Maybe he should have just served.

the conservative reaction to the virginia results remind me quite a bit of their reaction to the 2012 presidential election, where they were offended that democrats ran to win

Listen guys, a beard isn't an identity and some y'all fuckers should probably shave

Wow, when even Alex Jones is saying it

Everybody RT this for me. I'll follow back all the RT's

BENNET: Do you agree that 89% of children who died from flu were unvaccinated? RFK Jr: I don't know the exact number BENNET: That is the exact number, Secretary Kennedy RFK Jr: *death growls* BENNET: You took down the HHS communications promoting the flu vaccine. Do you regret that?

Hey @timheidecker.bsky.social why won't you talk to me bro? I'm a better comedy writer than anyone you got on staff right now. That's true as fuck

Incredible shots of the exchange between Rep. AOC and RFK, Jr. at today’s congressional hearing. (image credit: WSJ reporter @lizessleywhyte.bsky.social)

Texas Republicans started the mid-decade redistricting fight and Virginia Democrats finished it.

If you're a man who wants to have unprotected sex with women but also oppose abortion you're a fucking DIPSHIT

Might end up in Alaska. Who fucking knows.

When the truth is finally revealed about Trump starting this war to stay out of jail for raping children, remember that Republicans allowed him to unilaterally announce it from his FL hangout without any Congressional approval. The truth will come out. What we're getting now is all spin.

New movie idea: A man has vegetables for the first time "When Harry Met Salad"

I personally know people who work for Palantir (lawyers) and you guys are just projecting your fears upon them. They are working for the good side. Trust me

Senile Satan: “Where’s my FEMA guy?” Staffer: “He teleported to a Waffle House, sir.”

No problemo.

This is where I grew up

Scotty Presler: “Don’t worry, I’ll make up for Virginia in Amish Country.”

Priceless post from the official White House social media

Thank You To Our Native American Brothers And Sisters.......

I literally cannot follow back 6,000 people in one day. It's the most tedious shit I can imagine and I'm A.D.D. so it's torture my muchachos. Bear with me.

If you want a Golden Ticket to inherit my Nissan on Twitter post your favorite anti-Trump post below. It doesn't have to be a joke, it just has to ring true.

Earth is worth fighting for. That's why I tweet all day

I've decided that @timheidecker.bsky.social has a Golden Ticket to inherit the keys to my Nissan on Twitter and this has nothing to do with whether he hires me as a staff writer for The Onion.