These people vote.

The “prosecute the former regime at every level” candidate has my vote in 2028.

There are no words that adequately describe the putrid rot that is sitting in OUR White House…

Important distinction, the woman ICE just executed was attempting to flee. Ashli Babbitt was attempting to overthrow the fucking government.

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Are there any cool Bluesky accounts that track individual user data and posts graphs about it?

Thanks Kevin

Lemme guess, Florida State University?

Hilton Hotels has doubled down on their support for ICE and have removed the Minneapolis hotel from their company.

When I invade Venezuela and the number one trending topic is still "Epstein Files"

30 years ago they were like we have to ban song lyrics for the children but it’s full steam ahead for the here’s how to do drugs until you die machine

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Nicolás Maduro Charged With Felony Oil Possession

Help me not lose my house… Venmo: venmo.com/u/philmandel...

Imagine being Sen. Mark Kelly today. A former astronaut, who spent 54 days in space for his country, a retired Navy pilot and combat Vet who flew 39 high-risk missions in battle, and whose retirement benefits are now being taken by a drunken frat boy like Pete Hegseth. I stand with Mark Kelly.

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Fun Fact: If Maduro was in the Epstein files he'd be safe at home in his bed right now.

Roger proves my point

Nobody puts @georgetakei.bsky.social in a corner

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Venezuela seems like less of a war or invasion than a Viking plundering campaign from the Middle Ages. They surprise attacked, they stole stuff, they killed some people, they kidnapped the king, they left. It’s medieval—which makes sense because we’re rewinding to before the Treaty of Westphalia.

The thing about Trump's war in Venezuela is that he still hasn't released 5 million pages of the Epstein files

Listen you braindead MAGA chucklefucks, we're not "defending Nicolás Maduro", we're defending congress' constitutional right to declare war. Read a book dipshit

Dog ain’t gonna wag itself.

Their messaging is so fucking incoherent. Maduro was an illegitimate leader who lost in 2024, which is why we're replacing him with his VP instead of the person who won in 2024. We did this to stop fentanyl, which is why he's indicted for cocaine. We're also occupying Venezuela via Zoom call.

Sometimes I write my tweets extra slow and dumb so that Pete Hegseth can enjoy them, too

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For over two thousand years Christians have been warning us about the antichrist. When he finally shows up, they vote him into office. Twice. 🤦🏻‍♂️

Another one

Just a quick reminder that Jack Smith had 86 witnesses lined up ready to convict Donald Trump, and every one of them were Republicans

Trump was sending teenage "masseuses" from Mar-a-lago to Jeffrey Epstein's house down the street. That's called sex trafficking you silly MAGA bumpkins

Would the real fake Liam please stand up?

day one in mamdani’s new york

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HERE Jack Smith sets out Trump’s direct culpability and complicity in the federal election interference case, including January 6th:

Smith: I can tell you that some of the co-conspirators met with us in proffers and did interviews with us. Giuliani sat for a proffer with us—he was available as a witness, and we would have welcomed President Trump calling him as a witness.

Pushing back works

So “a million more documents” is now “roughly 5.2 million pages of Epstein files documents” And they’re “seeking to enlist about 400 lawyers” to do doc review, which means they don’t even have the people yet to get it done Trump & Pamela Jo are just slow-walking the shit out of violating the law.

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2025 was a year where many of our worst fears came to pass. We watched a madman get back into the White House, who let billionaires hijack our federal government, slash our benefits to fund their government handouts & tax cuts, while stealing our data to feed their Orwellian surveillance systems 🧵

Your sandwiches suck anyway

I got about 15 minutes, ask me anything

Essentially: “Rape is fine, but sports is a dealbreaker.”

If you can't handle a few cuss words about the Trump administration you should block me now you weak-ass motherfuckers

Not Somali.

marjorie taylor green believed in qanon which means i never have to take her seriously again even if her doctor found the right cocktail

This is how you do it folks

Look, I'm not "excusing Medicare fraud", I'm simply pointing out the fact that when Republican Rick Scott was caught doing it you silly fuckers elected him to the United States Senate

Trump's DOJ was monitoring all the movements of the Miami Herald reporter who was covering the Epstein case.