These were so easy to throw into your backpack or jacket. So easy to read and share with a friend. What a loss, indeed.

If you see this, post a comics cover you love.

Give me Calibri or give me death.

you will be visited by 3 spirits

“There can be but one German Youth Movement, because there is but one way in which German youth can be educated and trained...” - Adolf Hitler, May 1, 1937

OMG the Black Friday/Cyber Monday junk mail. Please make it stop.

Just a reminder that Whamageddon-- where we all try to avoid hearing the original Wham! song "Last Christmas" from December 1st until midnight on Christmas Eve-- begins tomorrow. Good luck and Happy Holidays, everyone.

The bullshit never stops.

NOPEwestern.

Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you’ve seen: ELO Stevie Ray Vaughan Michael Jackson Def Leppard Jean Michel Jarre

If you see this, post your getaway vehicle

Spent all the money I saved mowing people’s lawns as a kid to see this 11 times at the Fox Theatre in Tulsa— because I suddenly realized that building mind blowing worlds on paper was an actual job I could maybe one day have.

I'm sure Mamdani will walk into the NOval Office and handle himself like a pro. But man, I'm tired of Mangolini Theatre.

AGENT: “The package is great. We got Ryan Coolger attached to direct and the studio can’t wait to pair Elordi with Zendaya, but they want to know if there’s a role for Reggiano? ME: “I don’t know his work. Italian?” AGENT: “Yes. We’ll send you a wheel.” ME: “You mean reel?” AGENT: “You’ll see.”

Spineless dipshits.

The Truth is Golden.

Post you from a different era. Full Mullet Jacket.

I can’t even get past the dipstick’s plural noun grammar error with “prices is.“ GTFOH.

"The Thing" has just endorsed Andrew Cuomo.

A movie you’ve seen more than 7 times with a GIF

Enough. We HAVE TO HAVE UNIVERSAL HEALTH CARE. This is madness.

I grew up in Tulsa and never learned about the 1921 Race Massacre until I became a fan of the GAP Band in college, and out of simple curiosity, looked up the origin of their name (Greenwood, Archer, and Pine Streets— the epicenter of destruction). That horrifying history must not be silenced again.

Today, I saw nothing but genuine love for America. #nokings

Age verification? "Yummy yummy in my tummy, that’s Beef-a-Roni… Beef-a-Roni, Beef-o-Getti, Beef-a-Roni, Beef-o-Getti… They’re both so goooood!"

Man, those were some epic quests, though.

I know this is an old complaint. But I still wish targeted advertising would fuck all the way off.

I STILL KINDA KNOW WHAT YOU DID LAST SUMMER #MildHorror

I once had the privilege of sitting beside Mr. Wilder at a dinner party, and thanked him for “Double Indemnity,” “The Apartment,” and his whole body of work. “Ohh, dat’s sweet,” said the Master. “And what do you do?” “I’m a TV writer,” I humbly replied. “Ecch,” he said with a frown. “TV is shit.” 🤣👏

CRYSTAL’S PIZZA in Tulsa, Oklahoma. The first neon sign I ever fell in love with – sparkling across the restaurant’s façade. And inside— tasty thin crust pies with bottomless pitchers of strawberry soda, while you watched Laurel & Hardy comedies on a big screen until your face hurt from laughing.

“Sex you, I will.”

I was in college before I realized those “Five Civilized Tribes” I learned about in my middle school Oklahoma History class was really just a whitewashed way for racists to feign respect for Native Americans. My humble apologies to the Cherokee, Choctaw, Creek, Chickashaw, and Seminole nations.

Post your getaway vehicle

My guess is, most of the 65% who quit— only did so because their insurance wouldn’t cover it anymore (even with a doctor’s prescription) and it’s just too damned expensive to pay for out of pocket. God, I hate American healthcare.

This fact sucks the life from my soul.

In 1928, founder Charles Walgreen Sr. demanded that Black and white pharmacists be paid an equal wage-- decades ahead of the industry norm. Anyway, so much for Walgreens.

Been paying in since I was 14 years old. Billionaires beware.

Your last saved celebrity pic is your therapist. Huge proponent of electroconvulsive therapy.

Without downloading any new pics, where are you mentally?

Unlike you I get my news from a reliable source

This is the City of Angels. We will lift each other and rise up from the heartbreaking ash and rubble, no matter what it takes. #lastrong

Long may she live.

SEPTEMBER 5 is a truly extraordinary film that joins the great pantheon of media/broadcast stories. It’s an extremely artful recreation of what a state of the art live telecast was like in 1972. And it’s filled with character rich, captivating moral conundrums that still reverberate to this day.

He’s Magically Rizzlicious. #jeremystrong

I’m sure they’re all brilliant, talented, and accomplished individuals. But there sure has been a sudden burst of them following me on Bluesky.

Kindly share any or all successful methods you’ve used to deal with insomnia, please and thank you.

Happy New Year, Friends. #hoppinjohn #blackeyedpeas #goodlucktradition

SQUID GAME 2. I have bones to pick. Why in the world would you let your audience be so far ahead of your main characters for so many episodes? How come there are no satisfying payoffs for most of the character conflicts you introduced? At a certain point… 🧵 1/2

Just keep breathing and don’t stop paddling till you finally make it back to shore.