This is who represents us in the U.S.

Welp there’s no unseeing this

Post a poster you used to have in your room, apartment, or house.

BREAKING: The Titanic musicians have backed out of Freedom 250.

DEVELOPING: Rob Lowe’s band from St. Elmo’s Fire has withdrawn from President Trump’s America 250 celebration.

I know this is yesterday's news, but I just can't stop laughing at this photo-- which couldn't look more like a screen grab from an SNL episode if it tried.

Forget sharing the last picture you saved, I want to see the very first picture on your phone. My daughter Clementine was only 2 when I took this. She’s 28 now. But still the most casually fashionable person I know.

I’m sorry… but this may be one of the most Onion-esque headlines I have ever read.

I miss The Outfield. And I know we’ll always have their catchy catalogue of power pop music to enjoy. But I hate it when artists simply cease to exist and great voices fall permanently silent. What band or musical artist do you miss?

I did the best I could to stop this 30 years ago.

EAT THIS: 8647 Ain’t A Crime

EAT THIS: BALLROOM GRIFT

This. And don’t even get me started on the texts. I’m done.

“Dinner is served, Your Majesty.”

Another parent of three here. Totally agree. Don’t have ‘em if you don’t want ‘em. But you can’t have any of mine. Especially for your trumped up wars.

Reagan actually got shot at the same hotel and never asked for a ballroom

Lasers. And neon. And fireflies. Just a dark room where you could pay to see lasers and neon and fireflies in every direction.

Kash or Pete? Who goes first?

Saw @politicsgirl.bsky.social in the wild this weekend and fanboyed a bit, ngl.

This fills my belly with rage. And that’s still better than what our sailors are getting.

Talk about "too arch."

In the late 80s, I was driving a convertible Jeep and pulled up next to another one just like mine at a red light. Only it wasn’t just like mine – because it was driven by Drew Barrymore in a sundress. She looked at me with a wink and a smile as the light changed – then blew me a kiss and drove off.

Look, I don’t know about any of this. But I do know I’m exhausted by the never-ending parade of: “Why are you still on Facebook? Why are you still on Threads? Why are you still on X? Why are you still on Spotify? Why are you still on ChatGPT?” Honestly, WHY ARE ANY OF US STILL ON F$?#ING ANYTHING?!?

Thank God for those Red Cross doctors out there bravely saving the world.

Thank God for those Red Cross doctors saving the world.

Just smacking my head as I read some of the chat comments during the live NASA feed of Orion's trip around the moon. If you truly think any part of the Artemis 2 mission is fake (not to mention past lunar missions)-- you've got absolute pop rocks for brains.

Many years ago, I went to see the great @colinhay.com at the OG Largo in Los Angeles. The opening act was a comedian I’d never heard of named @pattonoswalt.bsky.social. And by the time he finished his bit about Paas Easter Eggs, I was in literal tears of laughter and have loved the guy ever since.🐣

Saw PROJECT HAIL MARY. Absolutely loved it. But as a Stubs member, I have to ask you a serious question, @amctheatres.bsky.social. Why do you run your own trailers selling us what we already bought? There’s a trailer about the quality of your laser projection— but who cares? We’re already there. 1/3

So American airports are just gonna become one-stop deportation shops now, is that it?

Honestly, Edward R. Murrow has probably been rolling in his grave for awhile now.

1. Does the topic of this article give you one more rare and/or unnecessary thing to fear or dread in life? 2. If yes, don't read it. 3. If no, probably still don't read it, because Bezo WaPo.

Your job is to pick the worst actor to play James Bond

He’s a fascist. He’s a racist. He’s a rapist. He’s a fraud. And he’s a convicted criminal.

Have I got a bridge in Brooklyn I’d like to sell you…

What Jon said.

I just can’t believe I’m reading this kind of story in my lifetime.

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Initially i reposted this ❤️the sentiment but then i remembered the rich love to put their names on things the public sees so i think they’ll continue to do that but they have basically stopped paying taxes &they are really into ostentatious displays of wealth like we’re supposed to be happy for them

Slightly diminish a band. Electric Light Ensemble.

So good

Hey @amctheatres.bsky.social. Serious question from a regular customer and Stubs member. I’m in my seat. I already bought the tickets and concessions. So who is this trailer for, exactly— and why are you trying to sell me so hard on your projection system? Because it feels like a waste of my time.

@americanair.bsky.social royally screwed my son this week on numerous occasions with bogus delays, flight cancellations, lost luggage, & lame excuses. So since he’s on the other side of the world & I can’t really help him – it at least made me feel better to make this. Do better, American Airlines.

when you know taco bell was a poor choice

I am SHOCKED that a FIFA Peace Prize recipient would bomb another country on Christmas. Absolutely stunned.

These were so easy to throw into your backpack or jacket. So easy to read and share with a friend. What a loss, indeed.

If you see this, post a comics cover you love.

Give me Calibri or give me death.

you will be visited by 3 spirits