Just smacking my head as I read some of the chat comments during the live NASA feed of Orion's trip around the moon. If you truly think any part of the Artemis 2 mission is fake (not to mention past lunar missions)-- you've got absolute pop rocks for brains.

Many years ago, I went to see the great @colinhay.com at the OG Largo in Los Angeles. The opening act was a comedian I’d never heard of named @pattonoswalt.bsky.social. And by the time he finished his bit about Paas Easter Eggs, I was in literal tears of laughter and have loved the guy ever since.🐣

Saw PROJECT HAIL MARY. Absolutely loved it. But as a Stubs member, I have to ask you a serious question, @amctheatres.bsky.social. Why do you run your own trailers selling us what we already bought? There’s a trailer about the quality of your laser projection— but who cares? We’re already there. 1/3

So American airports are just gonna become one-stop deportation shops now, is that it?

Honestly, Edward R. Murrow has probably been rolling in his grave for awhile now.

1. Does the topic of this article give you one more rare and/or unnecessary thing to fear or dread in life? 2. If yes, don't read it. 3. If no, probably still don't read it, because Bezo WaPo.

Your job is to pick the worst actor to play James Bond

He’s a fascist. He’s a racist. He’s a rapist. He’s a fraud. And he’s a convicted criminal.

Have I got a bridge in Brooklyn I’d like to sell you…

What Jon said.

I just can’t believe I’m reading this kind of story in my lifetime.

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We gotta come up with a better system than “everything rests on whether these twelve billionnaires are nice”

Initially i reposted this ❤️the sentiment but then i remembered the rich love to put their names on things the public sees so i think they’ll continue to do that but they have basically stopped paying taxes &they are really into ostentatious displays of wealth like we’re supposed to be happy for them

Slightly diminish a band. Electric Light Ensemble.

So good

Hey @amctheatres.bsky.social. Serious question from a regular customer and Stubs member. I’m in my seat. I already bought the tickets and concessions. So who is this trailer for, exactly— and why are you trying to sell me so hard on your projection system? Because it feels like a waste of my time.

@americanair.bsky.social royally screwed my son this week on numerous occasions with bogus delays, flight cancellations, lost luggage, & lame excuses. So since he’s on the other side of the world & I can’t really help him – it at least made me feel better to make this. Do better, American Airlines.

when you know taco bell was a poor choice

I am SHOCKED that a FIFA Peace Prize recipient would bomb another country on Christmas. Absolutely stunned.

These were so easy to throw into your backpack or jacket. So easy to read and share with a friend. What a loss, indeed.

If you see this, post a comics cover you love.

Give me Calibri or give me death.

you will be visited by 3 spirits

“There can be but one German Youth Movement, because there is but one way in which German youth can be educated and trained...” - Adolf Hitler, May 1, 1937

OMG the Black Friday/Cyber Monday junk mail. Please make it stop.

Just a reminder that Whamageddon-- where we all try to avoid hearing the original Wham! song "Last Christmas" from December 1st until midnight on Christmas Eve-- begins tomorrow. Good luck and Happy Holidays, everyone.

Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you’ve seen: ELO Stevie Ray Vaughan Michael Jackson Def Leppard Jean Michel Jarre

If you see this, post your getaway vehicle

Spent all the money I saved mowing people’s lawns as a kid to see this 11 times at the Fox Theatre in Tulsa— because I suddenly realized that building mind blowing worlds on paper was an actual job I could maybe one day have.

AGENT: “The package is great. We got Ryan Coolger attached to direct and the studio can’t wait to pair Elordi with Zendaya, but they want to know if there’s a role for Reggiano? ME: “I don’t know his work. Italian?” AGENT: “Yes. We’ll send you a wheel.” ME: “You mean reel?” AGENT: “You’ll see.”

Post you from a different era. Full Mullet Jacket.

"The Thing" has just endorsed Andrew Cuomo.

A movie you’ve seen more than 7 times with a GIF

Enough. We HAVE TO HAVE UNIVERSAL HEALTH CARE. This is madness.

I grew up in Tulsa and never learned about the 1921 Race Massacre until I became a fan of the GAP Band in college, and out of simple curiosity, looked up the origin of their name (Greenwood, Archer, and Pine Streets— the epicenter of destruction). That horrifying history must not be silenced again.

Age verification? "Yummy yummy in my tummy, that’s Beef-a-Roni… Beef-a-Roni, Beef-o-Getti, Beef-a-Roni, Beef-o-Getti… They’re both so goooood!"

Man, those were some epic quests, though.

I know this is an old complaint. But I still wish targeted advertising would fuck all the way off.

I STILL KINDA KNOW WHAT YOU DID LAST SUMMER #MildHorror

I once had the privilege of sitting beside Mr. Wilder at a dinner party, and thanked him for “Double Indemnity,” “The Apartment,” and his whole body of work. “Ohh, dat’s sweet,” said the Master. “And what do you do?” “I’m a TV writer,” I humbly replied. “Ecch,” he said with a frown. “TV is shit.” 🤣👏

CRYSTAL’S PIZZA in Tulsa, Oklahoma. The first neon sign I ever fell in love with – sparkling across the restaurant’s façade. And inside— tasty thin crust pies with bottomless pitchers of strawberry soda, while you watched Laurel & Hardy comedies on a big screen until your face hurt from laughing.

“Sex you, I will.”

I was in college before I realized those “Five Civilized Tribes” I learned about in my middle school Oklahoma History class was really just a whitewashed way for racists to feign respect for Native Americans. My humble apologies to the Cherokee, Choctaw, Creek, Chickashaw, and Seminole nations.

Post your getaway vehicle

My guess is, most of the 65% who quit— only did so because their insurance wouldn’t cover it anymore (even with a doctor’s prescription) and it’s just too damned expensive to pay for out of pocket. God, I hate American healthcare.

This fact sucks the life from my soul.

In 1928, founder Charles Walgreen Sr. demanded that Black and white pharmacists be paid an equal wage-- decades ahead of the industry norm. Anyway, so much for Walgreens.

Been paying in since I was 14 years old. Billionaires beware.