Well, at least now we know why he sucks so bad at his real job.

If you thought Trump fumbled the Covid response, just wait till he tries to get his toddler hands around Ebola. www.bbc.com/audio/play/w...

Knicks and Cavs are a combined 7 for 35 from 3 just before halftime. Put me in, Coach. #NBAsky

This is why you don’t let the fox guard the henhouse. The poisoning of our environment will only accelerate as long as the GOP is in power. www.texastribune.org/2026/04/21/t...

Trump and Netanyahu are like watching Abbot and Costello’s “who’s on first” routine. www.nytimes.com/2026/05/19/u...

A perfect example of why science and research should get public funding. I’ve lost relatives to both pancreatic and colon cancer. These new drugs can’t get here fast enough. www.nytimes.com/2026/05/12/h...

Why did this take so damn long? Never even passed the eye test from the start. www.nytimes.com/2026/05/18/n...

We could not have a worse administration in power in the U.S. to manage the inevitable consequences of this event. But the billionaires will sleep well knowing their losses will be covered by our taxes. weather.com/news/climate...

On the money, so to speak. The U.S. press fails every single day, often on purpose.

Mike Johnson saying the quiet part out loud. F em all. www.reddit.com/r/law/s/z6Xb...

Is there any doubt left that Maxwell has the goods on Trump? www.thedailybeast.com/disgusting-d...

Trump is robbing the country blind as Congress continues to ignore all of the alarms. finance.yahoo.com/markets/stoc...

Never let anyone tell you this isn’t possible. Funding universal programs is about priorities, not lack of money.

Social democracy you say? I’m in.

Are the Pistons even running an offense? It’s like everyman for himself. #NBAsky

UFO’s, do what you do best.

Almost makes me wish someone would cut off our oil supply. Short term pain for long-term gain. www.cnn.com/2026/05/13/c...

We could find more qualified characters on The Muppet Show.

Are we really surprised that the administration lied about how successful we’ve been? www.nytimes.com/2026/05/12/u...

When gramps stays up all night Sh&t-posting.

A mafia runs the White House and Congress are the cops taking bribes to look the other way.

Currently, the U.S. just isn’t Hungary enough. www.reddit.com/r/news/s/bka...

So when you say you ain’t exactly winning the war but your winning the ceasefire, that means what exactly?

I’m no scientist, but even I know red leads to dead

Always great to see judges dropping the hammer on racist a-holes.

We may have won the Cold War, but China is kicking our ass in the Green War. This will give them a huge strategic advantage going forward as we continue to suffer the consequences of endless conflicts with Iran and other oil belligerent’s. www.nytimes.com/2026/05/05/b...

Just watched replay of Lakers/Thunder game 2. The M&M’s - Mitchell and McCain - took the game over while SGA was on the bench in foul trouble. The rest of the NBA is crying. #NBAsky

I am ANTIFA. Pass it on. www.cnn.com/2026/05/07/p...

Preach, Kevin. #NBAsky

The cost of just these five “dresses” would probably feed New York’s homeless for a month.

Every day is “squirrel” day in the White House, because everyone there is nuts.

We may have won the Cold War, but China is kicking our ass in the Green War. This will give them a huge strategic advantage going forward as we continue to suffer the consequences of endless conflicts with Iran and other oil belligerent’s. www.nytimes.com/2026/05/05/b...

Another notable Trump bedfellow.

UFO’s? Cool. Now how about disclosing the Epstein files.

UFO’s? Cool. Now how about disclosing the Epstein files.

The Trump administration is working overtime to kill more Americans - is it not negligent homicide (causing another person’s death due to criminal negligence)? www.nytimes.com/2026/05/05/u...

And there it is…… So much for his Biden excuse.

How about FLATUS?

I’d go with the “I was just cleaning my service weapon” defense. www.usmagazine.com/celebrity-ne...

Back-to-back articles on Reddit’s News feed highlighting the complete idiocy of Trump’s energy policies. This administration is setting back our clean energy development by decades.

Not interested unless it’s about UFO’s visiting Epstein Island. fortune.com/2026/05/03/t...

If UC Berkeley is turning student records over to the government we should be at DEFCON 1 as a country. www.motherjones.com/politics/202...

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I was about to offer my condemnation of these atrocious acts in Iran, but then realized I live in a country that is assassinating nurses and moms for the protected act of protesting. F$&k Trump. nypost.com/2026/05/01/w...

Change the name to MILFpristone and MAGA men will be delivering these pills nationwide themselves. lasvegassun.com/news/2026/ma...

We can’t get rid of establishment Dems quick enough. I’m done with them suckling the corporate teat.

A lot of weird stuff has happened since Trump talked to Putin a few days ago. First, the withdrawal of 5,000 US troops from Germany, and now this. “Who’s your daddy” comes to mind. www.reuters.com/business/aut...

Bringing receipts is the best chef’s kiss.