#EpsteinVisa #MailOrderMelania

You’re a hero because you won a gold medal. But you’re just another anonymous frat boy. You could’ve brought in a SHANK and stabbed King Dementia Don Fitzputin of Pedophila in the neck multiple times while he McShat his triple-Xl diaper. THEN you would have been a REAL hero.

If I don’t see you no more in this world, I’ll meet you in the next one. DON’T BE LATE!

All that standing and sitting during Trump’s State of the Union got JD Vance all sexed up!

Tonight’s theme at the SOTU will be cleaning out the Swamp.

The US Women’s Olympic Hockey Team has won THREE STRAIGHT gold medals: 2026 — Gold 2022 — Gold 2018 — Gold These women are true American heroes.

Scientists now believe that the universe was created by one giant gangbang.

Longevity expert lasts two weeks.

It’s just locker room talk. ~ U.S. men’s hockey team We don’t know why they chose the bear. ~ U.S. men Male loneliness is at epidemic levels. Chicks caused it and they need to fix it. ~ U.S. media

What’s bigger? The permanent bruise on Dementia Don’s hand? Or the permanent bruise to Dementia Don’s fragile ego?

In England, they call potato chips “crisps.” In America, they call pedophiles “The Trump Administration.”

Something about Dipshit Patel making himself the center of attention and celebrating in the locker room with a team that he does not play or practice with or have any other affiliation just absolutely reeks as desperation and even stolen valor. I bet you $8,642 that Trump fires him for this.

I guarantee you this video will get Kash fired. King Dementia Don Fitzputin’s ego is even more bruised than ever, and seeing this dipshit act this way will infuriate him.

“I have checked every corner of the Olympic locker rooms in Milan and, regrettably, came up empty-handed searching for Nancy Guthrie.” — Ka$hyap Patel

We are playing this over and over in the garage and all of us are laughing our asses off Hahahahaahhahahahahaha!! I am crying my headlights out laughing at King Dementia Don Fitzputin of Pedophilia. His desperation is so pathetic. Hahahahahahahaha!!!! Play it again!!! Hahahahahaha!!!

Republicans telling women to have more babies feels like coyotes urging hens to have more chickens.

The overwhelming response to this post will break the back of Bluesky moderation in no time at all. Team Liam NissanTM is nowhere to be found when you need them. Which is EXACTLY how we designed it.

Looks like the poster for gay porn.

Suddenly he understands consent

@mzbehavn.bsky.social The label SHOULD say “Haalarious.” Will you repost for me? The Bluesmobile is being shadow banned for fighting trolls on Bluesky and making them cry. Repost and tell @moderation.bsky.app #NoLabelsForBluesmobile @Bluesmobile.bsky.social

After all the pedos get cleared out of our White House, the future looks very bright for RFK Jr and Kid Rock... #EpsteinFiles

Fixed it.

Anna, can you put the Pedo Formerly Known as Prince Edward on this photo simply because karma is a bee-eee-eee—atch? @annarosenp.bsky.social

It’s clear to all of us that TODAY WAS A TURNING POINT for “King Dementia Don Fitzputin of Pedophilia.” 1. Supreme Court 2. Epstein Fallout 3. Bad Economic Data 4. Record Low Polling 5. Iran 6. Iceland/Greenland His weakness and dementia is toxic, and his party will now turn on him. Mark it.

Go back to sleep Grandpa Pedo.

Kinda weird that the party that controls the House, the Senate, and the White House claims there's rampant voter fraud.

Unhappy birthday for the pedophile formerly known as Prince.

The Internet, undefeated champion of the world. 😂

Ace and Gary have never looked more faaaaaaaabulous! #RFKjr #kidrock

This video is setting off my cocaine gaydar.

Happy Thicc Tuesday everyone.

ChatGPT thinks I’m a genius: “If your master plan is:
“Date night — let’s watch “The Shining” so you’ll see there are worse husbands than me,’ that’s either genius-level satire or the start of a very tense evening.” It’s actually both. You’re welcome Chat!

This is an oldie but a goodie.

I swear, the ink ain’t even DRY on my latest divorce and I’m suddenly being followed by a bunch of sex workers and Melania Trump. #MailOrderMelania

“Fat Tuesday? I’m fat every day.” - King Pedo Dementia Don Fitzputin

Jesse’s micropenis just got ROASTED

@theliamnissan.bsky.social Mr. NissanTM, sorry I am so late for work today. Traffic this morning is really, really hungover. #WetFebruary

TeamLiamNissanTM Now with 80% more Sundae Gurl bsky.app/profile/did:... @sundaedivine.lol

Crying laughing on a Sunday Night.

“Maybe this is just the nitrous oxide talking, but this video has me crying laughing swerving through traffic.” - Nitrous Oxide

🤣😂💀💀

America's New Supreme Leader Pedolf Trump

If your minister doesn’t bring up the DOW going over 50,000 in the sermon this morning, can you really even call yourselves christians

Professor Gulman’s advice on dating: “Try not to panic when she orders something at Market Price. Excuse me waiter, just out of curiosity and not because I can’t afford it — what did lobster close at today?” <Roaring laughter> @garygulman.bsky.social #Valentine

Happy Valentine’s Day everyone. If I can’t have you, no one can!