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Woke up this morning and he's still here. I'm getting burnt out. That feeling of dread first thing in morning wondering what kind of debauchery he's gotten into over night, because we know he doesn't sleep. It's exhausting. Last Tuesday have me a glimmer of hope. But, I won't sleep til he's gone.

Democrats asked for ONE THING today to reopen the govt: Keep health insurance subsidies where they are at now for one year. That is IT. Nothing else. Republicans said no. So all the lies they tell every day about things Dems are asking for is BS. Republicans OWN this shutdown.

"The Trump administration is asking a federal appeals court to pause a judge’s order that requires the government to fully cover food stamp benefits for tens of millions of Americans in November." Read that back. The cruelty of this regime is on full display.

A troubled nation breathes a sigh of relief as the Hoagie Hurler case is finally adjudicated. #NotAllHeroesWearCapes

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If he breaks up with you don't date his friends. Date his new girls brother instead. See you at Christmas pookie. 😘

"not dishwasher safe" me: you'll be ok just do your best in there

Make him stop already! Ugh.

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"Cry harder." "Fuck your feelings." 🌊💙🌊💙🌊💙🌊💙🌊💙🌊💙🌊💙🌊💙

Oh, these are fucking delicious.

Congratulations to all the Democratic candidates who won tonight. It’s a reminder that when we come together around strong, forward-looking leaders who care about the issues that matter, we can win. We’ve still got plenty of work to do, but the future looks a little bit brighter.

Yes!!!!!!!!!!! #StrongerTogether #bluewave

Blue wave coming!!! 🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊

This is Yuge!! He must be losing what's left of his mind!!

This is brilliant

A look back at traditional grieving widow attire.

Hello Darkness my old friend, now you’ve come at 5:00pm…

If Trump isn't responsible for the Shutdown and Trump wasn't reaponsible for trying to withhold food assistance from kids, seniors, disbaled and veterans... Why did a judge just order Trump to pay SNAP benefits? #TrumpsEspteinShutdown

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This perfectly encapsulates what the GOP position is on the shutdown.

Say what?

Too many Americans either didn’t care or didn’t believe. Hopefully they do now.👇

Boom. Go Massachusetts!

Let's break it down so a MAGA understands how this works.

The timing is very suspicious...

I’ve decided that the next time I hear a kid say 6-7 I’m going to reply with 5309 and see if any of them get the reference.

I wonder which state this is in?

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My kids won't stop bugging me for an in-ground pool so tonight we're watching the original Poltergeist.

"We think we figured it out, we'll make it work. Also, we're out of paper towels."

Why does cranberry juice taste like it doesn't want to be wet?