Good morning and happy Friday to everyone. Imagine how dirty you have to be for Jeffrey Epstein to call you dirty.

Good morning and happy Thursday to everyone. I’ve never been a big fan of the penny, which officially retired yesterday, but it still feels weird to say goodbye. About 300 billion are still in circulation, though. Also, Trump must resign by noon. A nickel for your thoughts?

Good morning and happy Thursday to everyone. I’ve never been a big fan of the penny, which officially retired yesterday, but it still feels weird to say goodbye. About 300 billion are still in circulation, though. Also, Trump must resign by noon. A nickel for your thoughts?

Good morning and happy Wednesday to everyone. What kind of shithole president creates 50-year mortgages, 15-year car loans, brings in 600,000 Chinese students, tells the American people we need H1B visas because there is no talent here, and protects the Epstein files so no pedophiles see justice?

Good morning and happy Wednesday to everyone. What kind of shithole president creates 50-year mortgages, 15-year car loans, brings in 600,000 Chinese students, tells the American people we need H1B visas because there is no talent here, and protects the Epstein files so no pedophiles see justice?

Good morning and happy Tuesday to everyone except Pumpkin Spiced Stalin, who on Veterans Day past called his political enemies ‘vermin,’ just like dictators Hitler and Mussolini did. 🤬 To all who served, we are thankful for your service. 🙏

Good morning and happy Tuesday to everyone except Pumpkin Spiced Stalin, who on Veterans Day past called his political enemies ‘vermin,’ just like dictators Hitler and Mussolini did. 🤬 To all who served, we are thankful for your service. 🙏

Good morning and happy Monday to everyone. And I’ll tell you something else — other people get booed, sure, but it’s weak stuff. Low-energy boos. This guy? The boos are powerful, passionate, absolutely beautiful boos. You could put them on an album, go platinum. Some are saying maybe triple platinum

Good morning and happy Monday to everyone. And I’ll tell you something else — other people get booed, sure, but it’s weak stuff. Low-energy boos. This guy? The boos are powerful, passionate, absolutely beautiful boos. You could put them on an album, go platinum. Some are saying maybe triple platinum

Good morning and happy Sunday to everyone! 🌞 If you need a reason to unfriend me, here are a few — I’m anti-Trump, pro-choice, in favor of gun control, believe in human-caused climate change, support LGBTQ+ rights, and advocate for universal healthcare. Also, of course he’s in the Epstein files.

Good morning and happy Sunday to everyone! 🌞 If you need a reason to unfriend me, here are a few — I’m anti-Trump, pro-choice, in favor of gun control, believe in human-caused climate change, support LGBTQ+ rights, and advocate for universal healthcare. Also, of course he’s in the Epstein files.

Good morning and happy Saturday to everyone. Let me see if I have this right. A court ordered Fat Satan to fund SNAP benefits so hungry Americans could eat. He whined like a little bitch to the Supreme Court and they said he didn’t have to do it. This is pure evil.

Good morning and happy Saturday to everyone. Let me see if I have this right. A court ordered Fat Satan to fund SNAP benefits so hungry Americans could eat. He whined like a little bitch to the Supreme Court and they said he didn’t have to do it. This is pure evil.

Good morning and happy Friday to everyone. In a giant defeat yesterday for Trump, Pam Bondi, and Jeanine Pirro, the Sandwich Guy was found not guilty of assault with a deli weapon. Dunn-de-Dunn-Dunn. I'll get my coat.

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Good morning and happy Friday to everyone. In a giant defeat yesterday for Trump, Pam Bondi, and Jeanine Pirro, the Sandwich Guy was found not guilty of assault with a deli weapon. Dunn-de-Dunn-Dunn. I'll get my coat.

Good morning and happy Thursday to everyone. He’s gonna have a tremendous autopsy, folks — absolutely the best. Everyone’s talking about it. The doctors — some of the finest, by the way — they’re all saying, “Sir, we’ve never seen an autopsy like this before.” It’s gonna be incredible. Believe me.

Good morning and happy Thursday to everyone. He’s gonna have a tremendous autopsy, folks — absolutely the best. Everyone’s talking about it. The doctors — some of the finest, by the way — they’re all saying, “Sir, we’ve never seen an autopsy like this before.” It’s gonna be incredible. Believe me.

Good morning and happy Wednesday to everyone. What happened here in California last night is a victory for the people of this country. This is the way. 💙

Good morning and happy Wednesday to everyone. What happened here in California last night is a victory for the people of this country. This is the way. 💙

Good morning and happy Election Day to everyone. Make sure ALL of your California family and friends know: to beat the Orange Führer, vote YES on Prop 50. The nation's food, healthcare, child care, and senior care depend on this. Also, Trump is a pedo and used to rape kids with Jeffrey Epstein.

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Good morning and happy Election Day to everyone. Make sure ALL of your California family and friends know: to beat the Orange Führer, vote YES on Prop 50. The nation's food, healthcare, child care, and senior care depend on this. Also, Trump is a pedo and used to rape kids with Jeffrey Epstein.

Good morning and happy Monday to everyone. What kind of shithole president throws a lavish Great Gatsby-themed Halloween party for his billionaire friends and donors as 42 million Americans are cut off from food assistance? Can you say Cankles McTacotits?

Good morning and happy Monday to everyone. What kind of shithole president throws a lavish Great Gatsby-themed Halloween party for his billionaire friends and donors as 42 million Americans are cut off from food assistance? Can you say Cankles McTacotits?

Good morning and happy Sunday to everyone. We don’t think of 1775 as anything other than the year before the signing of the Declaration of Independence and the start of the Revolutionary War. Yet when you set your clock back 250 years, that's when the demand for reform exploded into war. Just sayin.

Good morning and happy Sunday to everyone. We don’t think of 1775 as anything other than the year before the signing of the Declaration of Independence and the start of the Revolutionary War. Yet when you set your clock back 250 years, that's when the demand for reform exploded into war. Just sayin.

Good morning and happy Saturday to everyone. When Trump says Joe Biden's a criminal that should be in jail, calls him ugly, and brags about watching him squirm, I hear "I'm a disgusting, lying, worthless piece of shit with no redeeming qualities whatsoever.”

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Good morning and happy Saturday to everyone. When Trump says Joe Biden's a criminal that should be in jail, calls him ugly, and brags about watching him squirm, I hear "I'm a disgusting, lying, worthless piece of shit with no redeeming qualities whatsoever.”

Good morning and Happy Halloween to everyone. Donald Trump was seen this morning dressed as someone in the Epstein files that weaponizes hunger and can't dance for shit. 🎃👻💀

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Good morning and Happy Halloween to everyone. Donald Trump was seen this morning dressed as someone in the Epstein files that weaponizes hunger and can't dance for shit. 🎃👻💀

Good morning and happy Thursday to everyone. Funny how mainstream media isn’t asking El Jefe de Covfefe why he’s had an MRI, two 'annual' checkups, multiple dementia screening tests, drooping face, swollen ankles, bruised hands, a mysterious week off, and now looks utterly lost on camera. 🙃

Good morning and happy Thursday to everyone. Funny how mainstream media isn’t asking El Jefe de Covfefe why he’s had an MRI, two 'annual' checkups, multiple dementia screening tests, drooping face, swollen ankles, bruised hands, a mysterious week off, and now looks utterly lost on camera. 🙃

Good morning and happy Wednesday to everyone. I'm not on food stamps. I don't get Medicaid. I rely on no social safety nets. But I still believe in fully funding these programs. Why? Because I'm not a selfish dipshit.

Good morning and happy Wednesday to everyone. I'm not on food stamps. I don't get Medicaid. I rely on no social safety nets. But I still believe in fully funding these programs. Why? Because I'm not a selfish dipshit.

Good morning and happy Tuesday to everyone. I'd say the only good thing about looming healthcare cuts is that 77% of ACA marketplace enrollees in 2025 live in states won by Donald Trump in the 2024 election, but I'm not an asshole.

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Good morning and happy Tuesday to everyone. I'd say the only good thing about looming healthcare cuts is that 77% of ACA marketplace enrollees in 2025 live in states won by Donald Trump in the 2024 election, but I'm not an asshole.

Good morning and happy Monday to everyone. The same Republicans who voted three months ago to cut nearly $200 billion from SNAP to pay for tax cuts for the ultra rich are out here now trying to blame Democrats for not funding SNAP. 🙄

Good morning and happy Monday to everyone. The same Republicans who voted three months ago to cut nearly $200 billion from SNAP to pay for tax cuts for the ultra rich are out here now trying to blame Democrats for not funding SNAP. 🙄

Good morning and happy Sunday to everyone. It breaks my heart to say this, but we no longer live in a functioning democracy. In other news, Fat Caligula's approval rating soars to 91%, after he reads report upside down.

Good morning and happy Sunday to everyone. It breaks my heart to say this, but we no longer live in a functioning democracy. In other news, Fat Caligula's approval rating soars to 91%, after he reads report upside down.

Good morning and happy Saturday to everyone. Anyone who will execute people at sea, do a flyover as victims speak out, send troops into cities he feels threatened by, deport people to third-country prisons, or illegally fire members of agencies ... will do anything to stay in power. Anything. 🚫👑

Good morning and happy Saturday to everyone. Anyone who will execute people at sea, do a flyover as victims speak out, send troops into cities he feels threatened by, deport people to third-country prisons, or illegally fire members of agencies ... will do anything to stay in power. Anything. 🚫👑

Good morning and happy Friday to everyone. Trump had a temper tantrum last night and ended ALL trade negotiations with Canada. What a hoser.

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Good morning and happy Friday to everyone. Trump had a temper tantrum last night and ended ALL trade negotiations with Canada. What a hoser.