Well well well well well well. That's 6 wells www.yahoo.com/news/article...

Remember kids: MAGA was always the natural enemy of American values

CPB has legal warrantless authority over the general population in the yellow area. This has been unaddressed due to nobody ever thinking it's okay to exert the full force of this extreme power. Yet here we are

Stollen

RAAH! RAAH! Like a dungeon dragon...

I know that America will survive this because we are a Christian Capitalist nation that celebrates Easter with a male bunny that shits out chocolate eggs with a gooey creamy filling every year. Bwak Bwak muthafucker

I have friends overseas that swear the only reason they know there are schools in America is because of school shootings

Thanks to Trump, the only way I can tell the difference between America and Communist China is that at least China has high speed rail

Fuck ICE

Fuck ICE

Am I the only one that remembers that Eddie Murphy released a music album?

Some days I'm the dude Others...I'm Walter Never Donnie

Y'all ask yourself the question "WHY? How did we get here?" Because we never left youtu.be/kRCubAtPiKg?...

Nothing is over

I know that America will survive this because we are a Christian Capitalist nation that celebrates Easter with a male bunny that shits out chocolate eggs with a gooey creamy filling every year. Bwak Bwak muthafucker

Imma Beardo Fatty Go ahead come at me

KBJ is only 55 yrs old and could potentially sit on the bench for another 30 yrs THANK THE FUCKING LORD (btw: girl don't look a day over 29🔥🔥🔥 sup what's your routine?) www.rawstory.com/supreme-cour...

Now is now Then was then

Nothing is over

Y'all ask yourself the question "WHY? How did we get here?" Because we never left youtu.be/kRCubAtPiKg?...

Okay... This is hilarious

The term "Left Behind" wasn't about the Rapture. It was just half an ass cramp

Healthcare subsidies aren't subsidies for the people who need insurance... They subsidize a multi-billion dollar insurance sector that produces NOTHING

MAGA just won't admit that they have factions of protestant evangelical Christians that are SO EXTREME that other denominations of the faith are seen inadequate yet competitive. Mormons and Catholics are at the top of their shit list and they are mad that a Mormon killed Charlie Kirk

MAGA just won't admit that they have factions of protestant evangelical Christians that are SO EXTREME that other denominations of the faith are seen inadequate yet competitive. Mormons and Catholics are at the top of their shit list and they are mad that a Mormon killed Charlie Kirk

My ex mother-in-law was soooo far to the right, she insisted that those who weren't members of her specific denomination of Christianity that they weren't even real Christians. So when I heard about the attack on Mormons, I immediately thought of the Mormon that killed Charlie Kirk

Not that we needed more proof that Trump’s completely lost his marbles, but he’s now sharing an AI-generated video about a fake health program that doesn’t exist and “Medbed hospitals” that haven’t been built. MAGA better take President Biden’s name outta their mouths.

US Prosecutor Lindsey Houligan joined the beauty pageant because she failed the spelling bee

Review?🚨🚨🚨 More like heading towards a ban abcnews.go.com/US/health-se...

Any day now, there will be videos of Karens harassing pregnant women with Tylenol in their shopping cart

Damn, they're gonna have King Jellybean out on the golf course for a while.

If you think it's unsafe to take Tylenol, then you probably need a dope slap so hard you're gonna beg for Tylenol

KIMMEL FUCKING SLAYED

Happy Taco Tuesday! Tacocat spelled backwards is tacocat 🌮😺

Your reminder that the guy that wrote the hit classic "Cocaine" is an anti-vaxer

This machine bites Nazi ankles