Hasaan Piker effectively endorsing Graham Platner was not on my bingo card but Piker makes the same sense that has been swirling around in my head for a couple weeks now

Dear Americans: GIven that now the “opp research” on Graham Platner includes what he talked about on deployment, you may want to dig deeper on how troops talk in war. Don’t. You’d never understand unless you served. And I would not want it to be ANY different.

This goes out to all the married single mothers. I see you

Yeah. It’s real.

Jimmy Kimmel is my president

3 things that aren't changing: Americans don't want the ballroom. Jimmy Kimmel isn't getting fired. The Strait of Hormuz is closed.

Don't worry guys. Trump bet on the prediction markets that he wouldn't be able to build the ballroom without taxpayer money and now Barron has a new luxury yacht

WASTE - demolishing the East Wing when there was nothing wrong with it. FRAUD - lying to tax payers that private donors would pay for his new ballroom. ABUSE - staging an event so that his maga twats could demand the public pay for his ballroom instead.

Kash Patel is a shit-faced blotto drunk that doesn't show up for work so they have to use a battering ram for an alarm clock

They want to build a 900 person ballroom because of what happened at the 2600 person special event....got it

Lauren Boebert was at the WHCD but heard about the attempt on the news cuz she didn't even come up for air when that shit was going down

Denmark could just give Greenland to Canada and it would be the funniest thing ever

Instead of a ballroom, Congress should pass a law forcing Trump to conduct his business from a mobile construction work trailer at the existing site for the rest his term

This guy thinks he's a climate scientist just by licking his finger and putting it to the wind except he fingered his bunghole first

Trump should definitely keep threatening to obliterate entire civilizations to tone down the rhetoric

Jessica Tarlov owns Greg Gutless

This is the new "Shield" program they put Kristi Noem in charge of

When Trump's food shortages come to the poor whites, then we'll see who's eating the cats and dogs

New bumper sticker just dropped

Those who think that racism is a hoax that's staged by civil rights orgs are honorary members of the Ku Cuck Klan

HE'S EATING THE CARDS! HE'S EATING THE CHIPS!

It's a good time to bring this gem back to light

At least someone knew the assignment

Video of shooter right before rushing security

I'm not, nor will I ever be, a conspiracy theorist. But... What I do know for a fact is that our federal government is currently governed by conspiracy theorists

Trump should definitely keep threatening to obliterate entire civilizations to tone down the rhetoric

Normalize "Trump is a pedo"

I keep a copy of this handy on all my devices. Remember how ALL media outlets attacked and admonished her the day after

HE'S EATING THE CARDS! HE'S EATING THE CHIPS!

Those who think that racism is a hoax that's staged by civil rights orgs are honorary members of the Ku Cuck Klan

He said the chances of a conviction are 180 proof

JD Vance: "I think it’s very, very important for the pope to be careful when he talks about matters of theology." DUDE! The Pope literally has one job: THEOLOGIZING

I would never date a libertarian but librarians go right to the front of the line.

ICE wears masks because they don't want to be recognized in the media by their wives who thought they were simply out having innocent and harmless extramarital affairs

MAGA: Young teenagers aren't old enough to receive gender affirming treatments for gender dysphoria. Also MAGA: Old enough to bleed, old enough to breed

Dad told me that the Vietnamese distributed the best Thai weed laced with opium. "It was outta this world. We never stood a chance!"

President Trump is still polling high in red light districts

Pretty soon MAGA will need to call themselves the Donner Party

The Department of Defense is reporting that our munitions stock is low. Meanwhile the State Department has seen a surge on global laughing stock.

Reservists right now

If Jimmy Carter declared the Strait of Hormuz safe for passage, he would board an American oil tanker and sail it himself.

This guy...always with the cock

Yo, MAGA. He lied to you. He doesn’t give af about you. He’s a sick old man who raped kids and hates the American working class. You’ve been had. So, it’s time you act like patriots and join forces w your imaginary enemies to defeat our common enemy: the tyrannical oligarchy. Capiche?

Looks like Phil Mikelson will have to cash in his Trump coin now....oh wait a minute www.ft.com/content/76df...