Senator Mark Kelly is my fucking president

Apparently, according to MAGA, the Uniform Code of Military Justice is a bunch of Woke Communism

BREAKING: Biff Lost the Almanac

Every good American bred patriot knows you DON'T fuck around with Piggy or you'll find out

President Trump is still polling high in red light districts

"Wish I didn't know now what I didn't know then..."

President Trump is still polling high in red light districts

Don’t we call this money laundering? Asking for a few million friends.

Rumor has it that Bubba was actually Ghislaine Maxwell's horse

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Obviously Trump didn't blow Bubba the Comeback Kid. But rest assured: The more everyone else believes it, the sooner that jackass will admit to raping children since he and his insipid cult believes that a guy sucking dick is worse than raping children.

"Wish I didn't know now what I didn't know then..."

Libertarianism is a hoax

This should have a certain puppy snuffer on notice...

If you see this guy, tell him you want to see his browser history since his wife thinks that 15 yr old girls are barely legal

It's like that Tony Bennett song: "I Left My Spine at Mar a Lago"

Trump's tariff policy

FRIENDS starring Donald Trump and Jeffrey Epstein #ReleaseTheEpsteinFiles

Trump sparked a streak of family acrimony a mile wide years ago and there seems to be no signs of abatement

This meme from The Onion has become stock footage

There is no emergency SNAP money left. It was stolen for DHS. Prove me wrong.

A lot of you don't remember when Obama stopped his speech to catch a pregnant woman about to faint

Empires don’t fall when they run out of money. They fall when they run out of mercy.

Judge Jeanine lost her case but the jury's still out on what goes good with an Italian grinder: Red or white?

He's such a fucking turd

Gotta teach ‘em young!🗳️ My mom always took me with her to the polls to vote when I was a kid & explained how important it was. Nowadays, I get to carry on this family tradition with my own son💙💙💙

Being an undocumented immigrant is just like a traffic violation: They're both civil misdemeanors and will get you beat if you're not white