There is no 'undecided'. When the midterms arrive in 218 days, we either vote to end the nightmare, or we vote to extend it for 1028 more days.

Now get out and vote in the midterms like your life depends on it, because it does. #NoKings

See you in the streets of Portland today!

Don't stop talking about the Epstein files. Heads are rolling.

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It's a corrupt and embarrassing clown show, and we'll have to endure it for 1031 more days.

BREAKING: A masterful piece of detective work by FBI director Kash Patel has led to the recovery of the original Mona Lisa, with a smile, in a treehouse made of cheese. This is a developing story. Follow Vandammit for more #KashFinds #KashPatel

1032 more days of deranged, lunatic, incompetent, and corrupt leadership.

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BREAKING: During a surprise inspection in a hidden vault in Fort Knox, FBI director Kash Patel has reportedly found a rare misprint of 'Lord of the Flips'. This is a developing story. Follow Vandammit for more #KashFinds #KashPatel

Things that "wokeness" does not imply: #4 wokeness does not include reinstating concentration camps. #BetterBeWoke

Things that "wokeness" does not imply: #3 wokeness does not include putting Israel first. #BetterBeWoke

Things that "wokeness" does not imply: #2 wokeness does not include attacking other countries for their resourcss. #BetterBeWoke

Things that "wokeness" does not imply: #1 wokeness does not include protecting pedophiles. #BetterBeWoke

After everything the morally bankrupt, warmongering, child-raping right has become, it's better to be on the side of the "radical left"

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Do you think you'll be able to suffer through 1033 more days of this?.

America will strike Europe, and blame Iran.

Trump is scared, clueless, and stupid.

Taking a short break from posting angry snark to recharge. Coffee resources low.

Throw away the key.

@herotimeszero: Trump's America. Jobs: down. Sanity: down. Markets: down. Economy: down. Epstein files: down. World respect: down Number of allies: down. American casualties: up. Epstein distractions: up. American deficit: up. Trump's money: up. Lawlessness: up. Gas prices: up. Wars: way up.

Trump asking NATO to help after insulting them is like me asking the dumb MAGA shitmuppets to buy me a coffee through my ko-fi account.

Happy St. Patrick's day!

Question: is it still El Douche's regime? Answer: Yes, for 1040 more days..

Telegram is being blocked in Russia. Internet is down in Moscow.

Tariffs: FAIL DOGE cuts: FAIL ICE: FAIL Argentina: FAIL Inflation: FAIL Ending wars: FAIL Nobel Peace prize: FAIL Strait of Hormuz: FAIL Gas prices: FAIL Epstein file release: FAIL Well done you dumb MAGA shitmuppets.

Other countries have leaders. We have a pile of orange crap shaped like a malformed pear. For 1041 more days.

Pick your side for the midterms in 232 days. Not voting is not a neutral act.

Pick your side for the midterms in 233 days. Not voting is not a neutral act.

From Liam Nissan on Twitter. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

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We're staring down a 1044 day-long tunnel of incompetence and corruption.

BREAKING: A wave of new suspicion arises as his own glasses has been found by FBI director Kash Patel in a hidden vault in Fort Knox. This is a developing story. Follow Vandammit for more #KashFinds #KashPatel

The whole conservative lot is rotten.

I don't know about you, but I'm counting the days until we can legally get rid of the Mango Mussolini. 1045 more days.

If you're hoping other people will vote Trump out of office in 236 days, they're hoping you will too. Show up and vote!

Pedolf McCankles isn't happy if you repost this:

From two days ago. This would be cheap, now.

He's in the files. And not for "helping the FBI"

We can end this in 237 days if we get a supermajority. It won't happen if you don't vote.

1048 more days of corruption and greed.

Someone please tell the Tangerine Shitgibbon to just keep golfing for the next 1049 days.

When the cop tells one story but the bodycam footage tells a different one, the cop is lying. The moment this becomes debatable, it's time to get the fuck out of the country.

✅️ Protecting pedophiles ✅️ Harming victims ✅️ Higher cost of living ✅️ Record job losses ✅️ At war for Israel ✅️ Killing civilians ✅️ Killing Americans who protest I guess all those pesky immigrants were keeping us from doing all this great stuff. 3 more years? If your answer is no, I wanna follow you.

Question: is it still El Douche's regime? Answer: Yes, for 1050 more days..

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Grok just went scorched earth on its own maker.

Ugh.