BREAKING: Risking his own life while daringly inspecting a secret room in the Louvre, FBI director Kash Patel has found Jack the Ripper's signed confession. What a hero! This is a developing story. Follow Vandammit for more #KashFinds #KashPatel

Four. Days. Apart.

1158 more days of corruption and greed.

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1159 more days of Mango Mussolini's grift.

I will never be able to say "head of state" again with a straight face.

The memes keep coming.

If I owned a newspaper, my headline tomorrow would be: "Was he just horsing around?" You can quote me.

It's going to be a long 1160 days.

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We're looking at a situation where Joe Biden's presidency will be renumbered to 45, and the next president will be the 46th.

BREAKING: FBI director Kash Patel has made a significant discovery in a slime-covered dollhouse. He found a half-eaten Twinkie from a 1987 7-Eleven wrapped in toilet paper. This is a developing story. Follow Vandammit for more #KashFinds #KashPatel

The Internet reigns undefeated even today.

Trump: "STOP ASSOCIATING ME WITH GAY STUFF!!!" Hegseth: "No worries boss, I'll distract them with my military programs!" The programs:

MAGAY that's the post

That Andrew Tate and Donald Trump friendship hits different now.

That's best for everyone. Great choice.

1161 more days of demented leadership. It's still #DayOne, folks.

Sitrep: The Fall of MAGA

Looks like MAGA wants that civil war so badly they're doing it all by themselves. Put "popcorn" on tomorrow's shopping list.

Do you think you'll be able to suffer through 1162 more days of this?.

My bingo card just imploded.

BREAKING: Unexpectedly, a booklet with Pelosi's Groucho Marx glasses was found during an ICE raid in a secret bunker under the Kremlin led by FBI director Kash Patel. This is a developing story. Follow Vandammit for more #KashFinds #KashPatel

Sitrep:

The countdown continues. And so does the idiocy. 1163 more days of it.

I'm pretty sure that right about now Donald Trump wishes someone had deleted HIS emails.

Juicy, juicy times.

1164 more days of demented leadership. It's still #DayOne, folks.

BREAKING: Risking his own life while daringly inspecting a misplaced FBI van, FBI director Kash Patel has found George Washington's autopen. What a hero! This is a developing story. Follow Vandammit for more #KashFinds #KashPatel

He literally said it to their faces. He doesn't need MAGA anymore now that he got the votes. Everything he does now is for his own gain.

1165 more days of humiliation of women and minorities.

My (boring) alter ego is a writer and a linguist, who can easily spot different writing patterns and styles. This was written by Stephen Miller.

BREAKING: FBI director Kash Patel has made a shocking discovery in a fractal labyrinth. He found a used tissue which may have been used by Obama once hidden inside an old sock. This is a developing story. Follow Vandammit for more #KashFinds #KashPatel

1166 more days of with Chubby Mc Kuntwaffle representing us internationally.

42k followers would be a pretty nifty number. Just sayin'

How about we start a religion that doesn't require genocide or deportations?

BREAKING: Unexpectedly, a booklet with the Loch Ness Monster's vacation photos was found during an ICE raid in the Great Library of Alexandria led by FBI director Kash Patel. This is a developing story. Follow Vandammit for more #KashFinds #KashPatel

If you think your ethnicity, church, cool club, is the "chosen" one and everyone else is a subhuman meat puppet you can treat like trash, you are the problem that needs to be removed.

A moment of appreciation for the Portland protesters who handled things beautifully.

Magnitude: 6.3 earthquake detected. Location: #Off east coast of Honshu, Japan [Sea: Japan] Time: 2025-11-10 07:23:19 UTC #earthquakes #world

On some days I wonder if, after 1167 more days of insanity, we'll be free of the Mango Moron. Or will we all be doing the Nazi salute?

The truth comes out when they're facing a judge.

BREAKING: The media goes wild as FBI director Kash Patel announces the discovery of the Chupacabra's dog tag in Lauren Boebert's Disco Club. This is a developing story. Follow Vandammit for more #KashFinds #KashPatel

Magnitude: 6.7 earthquake detected. Location: #Off east coast of Honshu, Japan [Sea: Japan] Time: 2025-11-09 08:03:39 UTC #earthquakes #world

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Magnitude: 6.3 earthquake detected. Location: #Off east coast of Honshu, Japan [Sea: Japan] Time: 2025-11-09 08:54:39 UTC #geology #earthquake

Magnitude: 6.7 earthquake detected. Location: #Off east coast of Honshu, Japan [Sea: Japan] Time: 2025-11-09 08:03:39 UTC #tremor #earthquakealert

I can't believe it! 41737 followers! You guys are the best!

Will I stop counting? Yes. Hopefully in 1168 days.