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1110 more days with that shitgibbon filling our White House with farts.

1111 more days of humiliation of women and minorities.

You can probably tell I'm not a fan of MAGA. But that's fine, because the followers I'm looking for need to be literate.

It's going to be a long 1112 days.

Fun fact: Maduro is NOT in Epstein's files.

BREAKING: Hours ago, Ambrose Bierce's last book: 'The Devil's Phonebook' was found by none other than FBI director Kash Patel. He was investigating a locked CIA wardrobe when he made the incredible discovery. This is a developing story. Follow Vandammit for more #KashFinds #KashPatel

1113 more days of deranged, lunatic, incompetent, and corrupt leadership.

Magnitude: 6.5 earthquake detected. Location: #Guerrero, Mexico [Land: Mexico] Time: 2026-01-02 13:58:17 UTC #world #seismic

1114 more days before we can have a competent president again.

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Five MILLION pages? That poor desk!

BREAKING: While looking for his lunchbox in a magic mushroom village, FBI director Kash Patel stumbled upon the original Mona Lisa, with a smile,. This is a developing story. Follow Vandammit for more #KashFinds #KashPatel

Good morning.

Happy 2026! Here is the program for all the new shows at the Shitgibbon and Kennedy Center:

1115 more days of non-government. It's still #DayOne, folks.

It's New Year's eve, and I'm starting 2026 with 42k followers (Such a cool number!) I wish to take a moment to thank all of you who put up with my incessant ranting. You people are my therapy.

Just to make it clear how abysmally dumb Pam Bondi is this is what she posted, thinking she was celebrating Trump's victory over deaths by overdose. The chart only goes to the end of 2024. She deleted the tweet, of course.

What's your forecast for Mikey in 2026?

1116 more days of global retching.

Some MAGA accounts on Twitter, lately:

1117 more days before we can start to rebuild.

It's a corrupt and embarrassing clown show, and we'll have to endure it for 1118 more days.

Name this band:

It's almost as if the accusations on Biden, Obama, and other Dem officials are all lies.

1119 more days before we can start to heal.

Magnitude: 6.4 earthquake detected. Location: #Taiwan region [Sea: Taiwan] Time: 2025-12-27 15:05:59 UTC #geoscience #temblor

311 until the Midterms www.tickcounter.com/countdown/65...

It's going to be a long 1120 days.

1121 more days of global retching.

BREAKING: The Epstein Files have just been renamed.

1122 more days of systematic destruction of the environment.

If Network NEWSCASTS, and their Late Night Shows, are almost 100% Accurate about a Pathological Liar and Convicted Felon who Incited an Insurrection, tried to Steal a Fair Election and is Covering up Sex Crimes against Children, shouldn't his Disgraceful Presidency be terminated? I say, YES!

Someone please tell the Tangerine Shitgibbon to just keep golfing for the next 1123 days.

Did you miss the 60 minutes CECOT segment? No worries, here it is. www.muellershewrote.com/p/watch-the-...

Will I stop counting? Yes. Hopefully in 1124 days.

Magnitude: 6.4 earthquake detected. Location: #Papua New Guinea [Land] Time: 2025-12-22 10:31:28 UTC #seismic #earthquake

Magnitude: 6.4 earthquake detected. Location: #Papua New Guinea [Land] Time: 2025-12-22 10:31:28 UTC #earthquakes #temblor

It's a corrupt and embarrassing clown show, and we'll have to endure it for 1125 more days.

1126 more days before America stops being a clown show.

Sitrep:

The countdown continues. And so does the idiocy. 1127 more days of it.

BREAKING: A wave of new suspicion arises as Trump Jr.'s still lingering fart has been found by FBI director Kash Patel in a random Pentagon toilet stall. This is a developing story. Follow Vandammit for more #KashFinds #KashPatel

It's going to be a long 1128 days.

Hard truths: Cat toys are made to appease the human, not the cat. That little twerp will go ape over a piece of crumpled paper.

CONGRESS: "Tampering with the Epstein files will be considered a federal crime." Dan Bongino: "I'm outta here."

Is the orange fartknocker dead yet? No? You know I'll keep asking, At least for 1129 more days.

Someone please tell the Tangerine Shitgibbon to just keep golfing for the next 1130 days.