Morningstar Farms. Delicious. Try sausage links first

One of the things that makes me think we're not going to make it is seeing a regime that is super openly proudly wielding government power to punish and regulate speech and then seeing people say "well this wouldn't have happened if the government could punish and regulate speech more."

Republicans are cringe www.cnn.com/2026/05/25/p...

They took his law license for five years. I wonder what he’ll do for work?

Or even if things are terrible, there ARE things we can do… 🙂

Love this.

All quite in the corpus callosum.

Is the toilet ok?

Trump gave the Presidential Medal of Freedom to [checks notes] •Rush Limbaugh •Jim Jordan •Devin Nunes but not @devincow.bsky.social •Charlie Kirk •Rudy Giuliani He has degraded it to the point where I'd rather win a leaky bathtub plug.

Family member?

True patriotism requires humility, reverence, and respect for the republic. Donald Trump proved once again he possesses none of them. Un-American. Unacceptable.

“He”

Stop giving us hope!

We do know this administration struggles with percentages

Our nation owes a debt that we can never repay.

After failing his way up to chair the House Intelligence Committee, and then leading Truth Social as CEO, Devin Nunes will struggle to find a job that he is less qualified for. The universe loves irony.

Two weeks www.axios.com/2026/05/24/i...

@devincow.bsky.social Anti-racist + anti-anti-racist = racist, you'd think the Supreme Court would have a better understanding of basic arithmetic?

He’s afraid

He’s right. You know Trump would want gold bath mats.

Damn it. I fell for it.

I'm sure Trump really wants 90+ million Iranians voting in American elections. That'd be fun, huh?

Show ID, then put your mask Back on.

I hope he’s a scientist in heaven.

I love this for her

Tonight would be an excellent choice, blood clot.

Colbert has the chance to do the funniest thing ever.

Tulsi Gabbard may have resigned but rest assured she’s still getting a paycheck

I could teach this chump a thing or two about humiliating his children

Trump’s mad that it’s not about him.

Once again, MOCA screening looks like this

I gave up a lot of money by @deAdder Substack: open.substack.com/pub/deadder/...

@nunesalt.bsky.social TAINT

And it was acting AG Blanche who made it happen by speaking publicly in ways he shouldn’t have been about a case that shouldn’t have been brought. I would like to think he will learn a lesson and go back to our SDNY roots but I know that’s not happening. Instead they will attack the judge.

@devincow.bsky.social Amazing story about existing products using advanced technology to create clean water from the air using solar power, advanced technology that won't be used if AI companies can steal public water or oil companies pay bribes to sabotage it. enewspaper.latimes.com/infinity/art...

Borrowed from Disney World

Ed Sullivan Theater

For more than a decade, Stephen Colbert has been one of the top voices of late night—making us laugh and, even more importantly, reminding us who we are and what America stands for. Michelle and I enjoyed being Stephen’s guests—even when the games were rigged—and we’re grateful to call him a friend.

This post on what happened with the Senate today is worth your time. The Senate side is most interesting, but here's how the White House issued threats. www.semafor.com/article/05/2...

Sir Paul McCartney again!

FUCK ICE NOW AND FOREVER

I confess I didn't have Reparations for January Sixers on my bingo card.

Look up the Adolf Hitler Fund of German Trade and Industry. June 1, 1933. A slush fund administered by Bormann to reward party loyalists including those who committed violence. Now read the details of Trump's $1.8 billion Anti-Weaponization Fund. Take your time. The architecture is the same.

You know, at some point other countries are going to forcefully respond.

“This isn’t even my final form,” growls Massie, wiping away his raw milk mustache.

I miss normal Presidents

People can’t afford gas, rent, food.

I can’t stop looking at the outie belly button behind him,