Grandpa’s bedtime stories are the best. Many say the greatest.

May I remind you that this is not "news". Pundits are NOT news. Talking heads are not news. This is just click-bait and rage-bait. CNN wants you to be angry... doesn't matter what side you're on.

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Man…. Biden is really fucking every thing up today.

US troops are not in Germany to protect Germany. They’re there because the US needs bases to conduct operations beyond the North American continent. If Trump withdraws them, he will harm the United States, not Germany. It’s absurd how many Americans fail to grasp this.

Blah blah blah.

He so wants to see himself as a "cool guy". When in facts he's just a big, out of shape, dumb idiot. Pathetic. It'd be laughable if he wasn't president.

I know some folks with lower approval ratings. Melania should scram and eat a bag of d!cks.

I just left a hipster coffee shop in Silverlake. It was packed with liberals talking about the need for a ballroom. 💃🕺🇺🇸

Worst propaganda ever. North Korea, nazi Germany, and Putin... take a bow.

This.... and "Mexico will pay for the wall". I hate every single thing about this administration.

Literally we spent the last six months being told private donors were paying for this thing

No matter where I go- work, the grocery store, even just on the street- I hear one thing from people: we need a ballroom

Trump fell like a bag of potatoes. His cankles just gave up.

this came from X but seems to match videos from other angles i've seen so pretty sure it's legit

“Fuck that. I’d rather waterboard myself than put on a tuxedo and be used as a prop in a fascist game show host’s ritual of self-love and smug hostility.”

trump proclaiming 'talks!' -- to which iran says nope -- then trump says, um, i'm now CANCELING 'TALKS' please adjust, accordingly, the precious american journalistic resources devoted to writing down and minutely parsing words this president says. and happy whcd!

So this never happened. The Iranians were saying yesterday this was not going to happen. The Trump WH put out more happy talk on Friday which was dutifully reported by their favorite stenographers in the media, who do this every week. bsky.app/profile/atru...

What the fuck?

I'll say this... Anyone that shows up at the White House Correspondents Dinner is already on my shit-list. And anyone in the Press that doesn't walk out the second he attacks Freedom of Press... Go fuck yourselves. #WHCD

Once again, an international embarrassment. He has degraded the US entirely, with his stupidity and lack of basic morality.

Dude "saved" 8 Ai generated women. And no one around him has the balls to tell him. Ass kissing sycophants. Useless.

Trump is moving forward with having his Justice Department prosecute and deport 384 foreign-born Americans whose citizenship he wants to revoke in part of a push to increase the pace of de-naturalizations. Pro tip: this is unconstitutional. www.nytimes.com/2026/04/23/u...

"Look...blah blah blah"

They do it in plain sight.

Yes... this!

Just remember.... at least one third of the people you'll meet in life are absolute shit.

Voters decided. Not majority party politicians. Huge difference.

So much false equivalence in media on gerrymandering in Texas vs California & Virginia. California and Virginia maps approved by the voters. That's a huge difference not enough people pointing out

Earth Day reminder that Trump’s EPA rolled back regulations governing clean air, water, wildlife, and toxic chemicals. He’s pushed to open public lands to drilling and mining. And he’s gutted clean energy programs while promoting dirty fossil fuels. He’s a danger to our planet and our health.

I’m sure if Jill Stein wasn’t in her non-election year hypersleep pod she’d have a lot to say about the war.

Voters decided. Not majority party politicians. Huge difference.

Can you imagine what his approval ratings would look look without half of the country being brainwashed by Fox News?

The year is 1969. Man lands on the moon. Back on Earth, the Concorde flies its first test for a commercial supersonic airline. The year is 2026. Man circles the moon and will, a few years later, land. Back on Earth, there is a concept of a plan for commercial supersonic flights.

The rats know the ship they built is sinking.

Yay.... discovery!

Despite Trump’s claims to the contrary, nearly every ship attempting to pass through the Strait of Hormuz today turned back.

His mind will be blown when someone tells him that you can buy “groceries” at a “corner store”. And…. You don’t even need to show your ID!

BREAKING The Speaker of Iran’s parliament says that President Trump has repeatedly lied today and that the Islamic Republic of Iran is closing the Strait of Hormuz as long as the US military’s blockade remains in place.

What is a corner store? Idiot.

And here he is as a nurse

‘Did you post that image?’ ‘I did post it and I thought it was me as a doctor and had to do Red Cross. Only the fake news could come up with that one.’

WWJD?..... Well, in the morning he would stand in front of his gold framed mirror with a brush, a comb, and a can of hairspray. After that he would generously apply an orange concealer. Then he would go about his day. Often redoing his hair and reapplying his makeup.

As talks with Iran failed, Trump was at a UFC fight in Miami last night.

"LIFT THE BLOCKADE" he said. "Oh, ships are going through??" "BLOCKADE the Strait!" This is insanity. ------------------------ PS He spent the night at a UFC event.

Hey Aaron, give the man a break! He's worked so hard for peace lately. And he just took a long flight to Miami to broker another peace deal between Procházka and Ulberg. Always thinking about the greater good. Even on Saturdays!

This is what all Presidents do during war-time and negotiations. Right? Good to see that Ivanka is with her dad while her husband Jared is in Islamabad for "peace talks". This family has sacrificed so much already. Well deserved little break ringside. Oh, and fuck UFC and Dana White.

Go Montana!!!

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Melania Knauss was not a victim. She was a willing participant. Melania Trump is not a victim. She is a willing participant. She was a horrible person. She's still a horrible person.