I feel like every Sox game I've turned in this season ended in a loss, so this is substantially better.

Holy shit Mbappe

Second in average wealth and 28th in median wealth is pretty staggering, isn't it?

STAHP.

It's nice that the Sox are good and the Bears start practice in a handful of weeks so that I can minimize the amount of time I spend doom-projecting the upcoming Blackhawks season.

I wrote about the lads

Spare me with all the touchy-feely shit about the last three weeks. This group was supposed to be different. Same old USMNT.

What a fucking GAME.

This is game is so damn good.

I just want to know what the bribe was to FIFA.

It's OK, Canada, you still have men's hock-- OK what about women's hoc-- Maybe women's so--

celebrating the good parts of america today. if you don’t think there are any good parts, just look to all the stuff the fascists are desperate to stifle

This is the best of who we are and what we represent. www.nytimes.com/interactive/...

I am without words.

Pausa de hidratacion

I'm prepared to be so mad online

LET'S HEAR IT FOR BIRTHRIGHT CITIZENSHIP, BITCH

I need Patrick Kane to sign somewhere soon that isn't Chicago just for the sake of my sanity.

Seems like the Hawks have a penchant for handing out contract to players based on what they *hope* they'll become instead of discerning what they actually are.

Oh my God Norway what a shot

a good reminder that great and important journalism like this takes time and deep care. and that it’s actually Very Good for you to say people are lying when they are.

Have a little joy this morning:

Another push for Lost In America, my free, daily World Cup newsletter. Today is definitely not a rant on Jesse Marsch doing his best to be Cody Rhodes. Definitely not. It's free, I think it's a great companion for any fan level, so get on in here! sam-fels-but-whos-buying.ghost.io/lost-in-amer...

I thought the score of the Sox game was a typo.

I'm going with Roberto Alomar.

Gotta say it, folks: I've had enough of these fucking storms already.

Apparently, Canada isn't producing good goalies in soccer, either.

Bowen Byram is going to be on the Hawks next season. So what exactly did they pick up in that trade on Tuesday night? We can help with that.

Its worth saying over & over & over again that Florian Balogun has done more for this country than Mike Johnson ever has

Opened up Facebook to an ad for tickets to a private event at a local waterpark with proceeds benefitting the local SWAT team and I've got so, so many questions.

The Blackhawks made a trade that resulted in a Drug Church song being stuck in my head so maybe it's not so bad after all? (It probably is)

Anyway, the Blackhawks draft party on Friday night should be fun.

This Hawks trade is feeling painfully familiar to the trade they made to acquire Seth Jones.

If the Hawks trade the No. 4 pick for another fucking defenseman ...

KYLE'S AT THE WHEEL AT THE WHEEL! KYLE'S AT THE WHEEL!! DADADADADAADADADA

mk2 reflecting pool

I still feel like hockey has the highest hit rate among sports things expected to turn out poorly the instant they're announced and the things that ultimately do.

No notes

Lost it at "What do I look like, a campfire?!"

Not an announcer but Frank Seravalli is absolutely in the Lalas zone

The dummy on this one is just exquisite

😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅

A guy who peaks as a second-liner on a decent-or-better team means it's a superteam era? Putting the Tkachucks on a level similar to LeBron (and Wade, too) feels insulting to the latter.

Countries with pyramids are currently undefeated in the World Cup

It was suggested I throw away my former gym shoes because of their deteriorating condition. I disagreed, arguing that they're going become my next lawn-mowing shoes once the current pair (with heels just about broken open) is no longer functional.

U S A (/clap) U S A (/clap)