This is embarrassing and I cheer for a team who traded for the worst player in the league so that he can yell at the 3rd worst player in the league

First of all we already have an AI actress and have had one for years. Her name is Gal Gadot and the results have not been great

TODAY IS THE ONLY DAY YOU CAN REPOST THIS!!!

"You're that delightful TV leprechaun. I'm going to get your lucky charms!"

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extremely funny watching everyone say this deal is bad despite never watching luke hughes play

They're putting ingredients back on the shelf

anyway, reminder that Brando Sando is a mormon in good standing aka he tithes 10% of his income to a church that just announced they filed a brief saying that protecting trans rights infringes on their religious freedom ✌️

First: Protest the Hero (2005) Best: BTBAM's Colors 10 year anniversary tour (2017) Last: BTBAM two weeks ago (probably the best setlist that they could put together that isn't just their peak stuff)

Cuck chair Carney strikes again

Good for the Wild on getting Kaprizov locked up, shame they're gonna have to waste his prime on a coach who hasn't won a playoff series in his 10 year career

In 2015, Canada’s Truth and Reconciliation Commission issued ninety-four Calls to Action for repairing the Crown’s relationship with Indigenous peoples. A decade later, most remain unfulfilled. Seven Indigenous writers reflect on the work still to be done: thewalrus.ca/truth-and-reconc...

the only monday night wrestling show is live

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this business model should be flatly illegal taking on a bunch of debt to buy a company and then burning the company to the ground to service that debt while paying yourselves huge fees is a purely destructive practice that has never once had a positive outcome ban it completely

right wingers are going to be so performatively mad about this, they might be performatively madder about this than all the things they've ever been performatively mad about combined

Okay now Ross Atkins has a week to disappear Schneider and replace him with a guy who doesn't rely on AI to manage his baseball team

Outlook is giving me a "summarize" option for emails, because apparently I am too dumb to read and comprehend an email

blaze it

I'd refer to Hakeem Jeffries as "Black Alain Nasreddine" but that feels extremely unfair to Alain Nasreddine

Kevin Sorbo is doing WHAT

I want to see El Clon

It's never been left vs right, it's always been rich vs poor

Giving up 3 goals to Brentford, more like Banter United

Any competent manager would've probably given up on trying to make Hoffman work but ChatGPT told John Schneider that Hoffman is good so he keeps getting chances

Well don't I feel stupid

Sean Spicer is the blinking guy from the .gif and you cant convince me otherwise

This has been pushed to the background, but pay attention: Right now, a stack of bills aimed at reining in AI companies and big tech sits on Gavin Newsom's desk in California. These are the bills Silicon Valley and the GOP tried to ban outright. Now they await Newsom's signature—or veto.

Sure, this looks bad, but it also funds youth arts. If you'd like to know more google "Daryl Katz ballerina video project" for details.

What might not occur to you upon reading this headline is that, in other words, ICE is targeting gay men of color Every queer press org should be picking up this story

Great that we could be doing this but instead Carney is using our taxpayer money to fund genocide and plagiarism machines

“An independent analysis of 45 right-wing groups advocating against trans rights found that 80% have received donations from fossil fuel companies or billionaires.”

I feel like everyone is gonna be too focused on Elon that we're gonna ignore Thiel also going to Epstein Island

This has been one of my most played songs as of late

Boycotts work (they're probably still supporting Israel so I imagine the boycotts continue)

Thiel is going through AI psychosis

Dave Matthews has the opportunity to do the funniest thing.

I am begging Canadians to understand that Canada Post, like public transit, should not be a business - it's a service. Canada Post is a lifeline for rural, remote and Northern communities and overall, we need to re-evaluate why people think they "need" random shit delivered ASAP.

Again, explain to me how Carney is radically different than Pollievre. Other than just being polite about the damage he's doing.

Some people here love to dismiss ‘sportsball’ but S. African teams being banned from international competition was an important factor in ending Apartheid because it made their crimes real for non-political folk.

They're kinda fucked if Trump shits the bed, they're committing elder abuse because couch fucker is beyond sauceless

The richest man on earth owns X. The second richest man on earth is about to be a major owner of TikTok. The third richest man owns Facebook, Instagram, and WhatsApp. The fourth richest man owns The Washington Post. See the problem here?

Oh so they're gonna share a cuck chair while Trump fucks them

This guy is one vehicular manslaughter charge away from being Sean Higgins

Hangmen, it's Tarman, the DHV Magellan is stuck in the tar currents

Nice of the Umps to throw one last tantrum before they can get their shit challenged by the bots

I'm gonna guess they're a ways apart because the Devils PR team has locked up Tom Fitzgerald and will only let him out once another team signs Mike McLeod