It’s too late, America already has nuclear weapons. Folks,

I used to tell people that if they hated what Hollywood was putting out, they had a lot more power than I thought they did. Hollywood’s whole raison d’etre is to entertain people, to give them what they want. Now, though, these morons like Zaslav and Ellison either don’t know or don’t give a shit.

Sorry. Im sorry. Im trying to remove it.

max landis once yelled at me on twitter for criticizing cards against humanity which is a sentence from a mad libs book forged in one of the major hells

New: As David Ellison prepares to take control of CNN, legendary CBS News producer Mary Walsh, who is exiting, sent a goodbye note to colleagues. In the note, Walsh writes, "We’ve been told to aim our reporting at a particular part of the political spectrum. Honestly, I don’t know how to do that."

Im envisioning the variety of women who will romance me, their various Ethnicities, etc, when the Dark Net Injectables make me 1 inch taller

I need the average normie Dem to stop Smoking Crack, thanks

Boston Comedy needs to die

"but I'm a creeeeeep, I'm a weirdoooo, what the hell am i doing herrrrrreeee? i don't belong here"

NYPD Officers Impacted by Snowball-Involved Incident

Hey dude, I’m just Mr. Shidded Doo Doo Pants, you’re the Governor. Which of us can actually do something about this?

Lots of activity at Whipple this morning, more than usual. Supposed early morning activity in Saint Paul as well. Head on a swivel.

the other day I was almost completely obliterated on the road by a Cutwater Spirits semi and as a recovering alcoholic I do have to say that would have been a hilarious way to go out

it should not have cost this much

this man is like 90% dead. can we please send him out to pasture? take his phone away

The entire Ellison belief is there's a silent majority of MAGA middle Americans waiting for someone to make media for them, but a) there is already more conservative media than there are actual conservative people and b) there couldn't be a silent majority because MAGA can't stop loudly whining

*sees jamelle bouie posting stuff that he should really be talking about with a therapist or loved one* wow something terrible must have happend. *checks* ah, a trans woman criticized him again. yeah, that seems to be a pattern.

Holds up

VINCENT: You know what they call a Friday segment over at CBS News? JULES: They don't call it the Friday news? VINCENT: No they got weirdos there, they wouldn't know what the fuck news is JULES: Then what do they call it? VINCENT: "Whiskey Fridays with Tony Dookiepill"

Just learned The New Yorker is putting the full force of its name and brand behind public relations for one of the most vicious hatemongers in the US:

Starting to suspect this @johnbrownstan.bsky.social character is kind of a dumb ass

the most notable part of the far right buying up legacy news media is that liberals generally always trusted legacy media far more, aside from places like fox news. the downstream effect of this, maybe intentionally, is to have more people distrust media. misinformation will spread easier

As seedy as gambling on horse races with a nefarious bookie was it had a level of dignity 10 times above whatever this is

Consumption's back on the menu, boys!

This is the Executive Producer of the (at least nominally) left-wing news program The Young Turks, with almost a million followers. Really does feel like we're headed down a bad road with this growing Red-Brown alliance.

matt thinks a jobs program for people released from prison is some kind of newfangled woke non profit thing. the guy simply does not follow policy and isn't interested in doing so.

I’m going to piss on the grave of anyone in my life that voted for this

Arrest them.

The second you leave this country for even a few days, you realize the place you call home is decaying at an almost exponential pace. The realization that you don't have to live like this is stark, and that nobody in power is taking tangible actions to fix it in your lifetime is even starker.

If you're hit with this variation it means you need to kys immediately. Theres no hope for you if you get quote tweeted with one of these.

What on Earth is the argument against DC statehood beyond "I'm a huge racist"

It really is either you support trans rights or you support Hitler 2.0

America's foremost sleep paralysis demon Libs of TikTok tried to go after Kat for being Extremely Cool™ at the debate last night and nobody seems to have cared outside of Twitter. A dying snitch website with no juice.

The ended Smiling Friends because it's too hard now to make people smile

Made this 7 years ago

Fuck Kansas lawmakers. All my friends hate Kansas lawmakers

in retrospect rockstar asking the ai for a viral marketing idea for gta 6 may not have been the best move

genuinely so funny and depressing that everything from the right is fake and bots. stuff like this reinforces that the rights strategy hinges upon paid lying and misinformation networks

The core of right wing governance--really the only thing it does effectively--is tormenting people

kash patel going crazy on the sybian

JosAssSpanks

What if the entire team was Curt Schilling

If you genuinely believe that Trans people “owe” anything to the Democratic Party I’d prefer you just block me now because I’m not going to stop posting about this. If Democrats want trans votes, they need to get serious about trans issues, or at *very least* proclaim their support for trans lives!

when ur *that* high

It’s finally over