MAMMAL BULLYING A REPTILE: Nice body temperature dude. Did the sun pick it out for you

this is like an arrested development bit

Hi, spider expert here! Kyle Rittenhouse was bitten by a Brown Recluse (loxosceles reclusa). Unlike widow bites, recluse bites don't affect the nervous system. Instead, they are a cytotoxic venom, destroying local tissues at the site of the bite.. So how bad could this get? Well...

the cool thing is that the downside of getting the vitamin K shot for your newborn is needles hurt briefly, and the downside of NOT getting the shot is that your baby could get a brain bleed and die www.propublica.org/article/more...

A huge thing to the credit of Ted Turner: he was widely criticized for his dumb and stupid classic movie colorization scheme and instead of doubling down and crashing out over the negative publicity, he listened to the criticism and launched Turner Classic Movies.

i’d be fine with obama being more involved if it weren’t the case that obama mistakes his own talent for his own judgment

Apart from Vince McMahon, Ted Turner is the most influential figure of the last 50 years of wrestling. He was Vince's opposite, chaotic good to his chaotic evil: Southern, liberal, Incredibly successful at a million ventures outside of wrestling. No wonder Vince hated him.

Purposefully farting at a historical inauguration for Americans is a form of adultcentrism

30 percent of the county are absolute rubes and you could take them for every cent they had before they knew what was happening if you were cunning enough about it

i low key think wider exposure to brazilian food could fix the united states of america

The regime is persecuting the journalist who investigated Kash Patel and the State Senator who led Virginia redistricting campaign because they’re trying to steal the 2026 election. Trump wants to intimidate the opposition into obedience. We can’t let him.

This is the 82-year-old state senator the FBI just raided because she successfully redistricted Virginia to match racist Republican redistricting efforts. They targeted her because she's ruthless and effective. They don't want anyone else to play within their new rules.

clamp was originally written to be an unlikeable monster closely based on donald trump. glover thought a more likeable character would be more fun, and dante agreed, so in turning their trump stand in to someone funny and well intentioned if misguided, he became a turner analog.

Shame Vince didn't die before Ted Turner did. Dear god - can you imagine if Vince still owned WWE? He'd be the type of POS that'll go 'I won again!'

funniest thing i’ve ever seen

RIP Ted Turner, a strange man who somehow got money and did some cool things with it

<aristocrats voice> The Resistance!

In a normally functioning society we would be █████████ █████ ██████ in a town square.

#ButtholeGang #Smokefleet

good. I’m sick of all these pale-ass babies

If you were wondering if this guy looks like a thumbs, yes, he looks like a thumb

I want WWE to go out of business or get sold. I want their fans to go away forever. There's so much good stuff in other promotions, but all we hear about is the MAGA company treating wrestlers like dogshit as their drones cheer. The real story of pro wrestling is not being told.

I’ll make it simple for yall: if a medical provider refused to give a newborn a vitamin k shot, and that newborn died as a result, that medical provider would be charged with manslaughter at the very least. but if a PARENT refuses the vitamin k shot, and the newborn dies…nothing happens.

Much like I say normal libs cannot allow themselves to imagine a better world, Dem politicians cannot allow themselves to state plainly what the problem is. "You are getting fucked." They can dance around it but they can't name the villains, and there are villains, because they want their money.

if I speak on this I'm going to get banned

your post broke rules: * Targeted Harassment * Intolerance (?) * Having fun with your friends * Caught us on a bad day the following post was removed: 𝘪 𝘦𝘢𝘵𝘦𝘥 𝘤𝘩𝘦𝘦𝘴𝘦 𝘣𝘶𝘳𝘨𝘦𝘳 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘯 𝘨𝘰𝘯𝘦 𝘥𝘰𝘰 𝘥𝘰𝘰 𝘭𝘰𝘭 you now have 72 strikes. you are banned for 120 years. your ban will be lifted on May 5th 2146.

I can't. I can't post under these conditions. Impersonating your children AND your parents???? I'm going to die of secondhand cringe

yeah im sure israel will suddenly be really chill with palestinian people if you imprison netanyahu, just like they were before he took power, right? :) you imprison 1 guy and suddenly the 'we must kill all brown people' spell he put on everyone breaks, right? thats how that works, right?

Elon Musk accidentally revealing his mom's account is one of his alt's means that he has both impersonated his own infant child and mother online

"AI is making people dumb" It's called bimbofication and it's a perfectly legitimate kink

So the Feds did more to investigate VA workers who went to Alex Pretti memorial than those who killed him.

Thinking about what the punishment should be. Thinking very hard

They're really stopping an election that's already under way to erase my people from the map.

*adopting a golden retriever* this dog is going to get me so much ass

speaking of webcomics I still think this Hark A Vagrant panel is like. the single funniest image of all time

rip vegeta he exploded himself kinda like chiaotzu did against nappa sort of full circle in a way

getting ahead of this -- you do not, under any circumstances, need to "hand it to" candace owens, tucker carlson, MTG or any of these other freaks for starting to occasionally *say* the right thing & stay wary also keep them out of the goddamn tent

Soda is so cheap per serving on the restaurant level. This is taking away the free coffee at the office type cost cutting. Executives aimlessly peacocking at each other

A win for free speech, a loss for Matt Taibbi.

I know there’s folks out there who think I go on about AI because I’m a SAG shill or a wannabe voice actor or whatever they wanna project onto me. Truth is I just fucking hate AI. I spent a lot of my life loving media and it’s just… stripping the life from it. The love from it.

An X user pulled off a $200,000 crypto heist by tricking Grok with Morse code. The user pulled off a prompt injection, bypassing Grok's safeguards and exploiting Grok's integration with Bankrbot to execute a wallet transfer on the Base network. The user deleted their X account after the transfer.

been a long time since I laughed this hard at how spot-on a tweet was

Social media is so cooked. A bunch of actual drooling morons zooted to the gills at all waking hours run everything in the most petty, Hitlerian way now.

joke's on you, bitch they were actually last lefts