Can I get a uhhhh shitty Ignignokt

Elon putting down a marker on which Donut Media spinoff he likes best

Has anyone ever seen Alison Gill and Louise Mensch in the same room?

Mr. Bezos is helping me find my dog.

Helldivers adding millennials as the newest enemy faction

Tardigrade strolling in algae

Post a banger that isn’t in English youtu.be/8iJMOBcPQyg?...

they DO move in herds

Gotta say the ERCOT supply/demand lines seemed to have a heathy gap during those few days this January where it froze, which is an improvement

Guy who buys a big diesel truck he doesn’t need not because of bad ideas about masculinity but because he doesn’t trust computer-controlled spark plugs

Oil geologists, if there are any on here: was the oil at Spindletop Jurassic in age (I know the salt dome it came out of was) or did it seep up from the Paleozoic? I haven't been able to find a clear answer on this, and I'd really like to know!

“The moon is faster.” “At what?” “…civilization”

Driving around the Bay Area in one of these, compromising everyone's electronics to a permanent end, until they put the headphone port back in the phone

“The water and power libels” This language of persecution, man; simultaneously reeking of desperation but insulting to the reader.

“We already have armed guards at the border and consolidating them and other agencies under the new Dept of Homeland Security won’t lead to an unaccountable domestic thug squad decades from now.”

My name changes? MAX

eufy enjoyers stay winning

Kid Rock: "god bless the stars and stripes, I love my truck almost as much as Donny's dumptruck" or some shit idk Bad Bunny:

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"All the crackheads, the critics, the cynics / And all my heroes in the methadone clinics"

Honestly the most theologically Christian lyric in the whole TPUSA show was "Get in the pit and try to love someone"

Who let that dilettante bloviate?

Last year I traveled all the way to rural Vietnam to officiate a friend's wedding. It was a beautiful ceremony that mixed cultures and language, and was a celebration of the best of humanity. He just sent me this post and said "this is how you lost the war."

Epstein Class is a capacious term. Botox? Epstein Class. Crypto? Epstein Class. Obsession with Gender? Epstein Class.

👀 What if I told you there was a hidden art gallery scattered across the country? What if I told you some of its treasures had vanished? What if I told you that I found them? A project three years in the making (🎁 gift link):

I remain outraged at a system and society that leaves people to rot on the streets.

Guile... Guinan... Guilenan

Lmao this fucking rube

Far Cry-esque means of beating the game without playing through the story by immediately shooting him in the head

Pretty sure that if the dough didn’t have to rest, I could make 8 flour tortillas from scratch faster than BJG can pour the water out of a can of black olives. I’m sorry I meant “decant” them Pro tip Briahna: take the olives, throw them in the trash, and learn what a taco is.

Man... www.youtube.com/watch?v=dfqU...

How to make sure you aren't late for your own funeral

Rep. Crockett is taking on the issues that Texans care most about!

i say this as a confirmed non-artist: not! everyone! should make! art!

Economy 📈?

"talent is a gatekeeping mechanism" is an Instant Classic, obviously, but there's something under the hood of that thread that rings true. We're all, thanks to mass media, very used to seeing the best possible versions of everything we might do, and that really can be discouraging.

“Maybe [billionaire divorcee] should start a newspaper!” Discovered last night that the newly returned female Service Tech in Helldivers 2 has something to say about that.

My rules for not getting scammed: 1) Don't click the link. 2) Don't click the link. 3) Don't click the link. First one of those scam DMs I got, I called the friend and confirmed his account was hacked

few consider machine time cheap We Sculpt Billet Into Art meanwhile the code that guides the tools is vibe crafted yarnball slop

Bad thoughts confession: I really dislike listening to Russian accents. Just absolutely grating to me.

They’re doing “If I did It” in less than 280 characters

my chemical munitions

Uneducated moron who can’t form a proper sentence. “You lose a voting right to stay blue” ????

I think we may have to accept that a great many American Evangelicals actually serve the Beast in the name of the Lord

one guy sent me an email that was like, “you’re just mad that vance knows who his father is!” and i replied to him just to say that vance, quite famously, did not have a dad around!

Behold the Antistancil.

Just a very normal human having a laugh