Listen folks, I’m not racist. I just throw up Nazi salutes and am responsible for the deaths of hundreds of thousands of black and brown people across the globe and GET SUPER PISSED OFF when black people are cast in movies. The left calling me racist is a symptom of the woke mind virus.

The Six Genders

Day 6 of Elon losing it about a Black person being cast in a movie

Jesus Christ this email just now from cameo. He’s fucking dead 🤦🏻‍♂️

Tony Dokoupil flew 8,000 miles just to eat more shit: defector.com/tony-dokoupi...

Incredible that they have Sam’s Club Bari Weiss to go along with Temu JD Vance

I’d rather drink a glass smoothie…

The funniest Drake lyric is from Popping Bottles, when he’s like “probation is a bitch but going back is not an option,” and I’m always like he means going back in his house, right? To watch tv?

Hannity in panic mode trying to put Trump’s mask back on

HAHAHA Bruce Springsteen WAS NOT HAVING IT with Chris Christie. SNUBBED!

Not only did Tony Dokoupil not get a visa in time to anchor from Beijing as his network rivals did, he also was booted from broadcasting at his Taipei hotel where he anchored “CBS Evening” on Wednesday night. Tony’s never-ending big problems, via @status.news www.status.news/p/tony-dokou...

I'm ashamed of you. Get off my tip

“Hey look! They lit up the tower for the Jays!” DRAKE: *sputters angrily*

An insane level of corruption—even for Trump. A $1.7 BILLION slush fund for Trump’s hand-picked stooges to hand money to January 6th insurrectionists and his political allies. Here’s the President’s priority as Americans sell their plasma to afford gas and groceries:

Genuinely the most annoying player in the league

"she shopped for clothes at a 'pop-up fundraising for Palestine'" Give this woman a Pulitzer!

Well, at least Kraft didn’t have his racist freak friend Dave Portnoy release the Patriots schedule this year like last season youtu.be/7DScN_3RhEA?...

Trump plans to steal $1.7B from taxpayers to pay off the terrorists he already freed from prison. abcnews.com/US/trump-poi...

World’s loudest fart

If only Kash had the opportunity to have gone on the Titan sub 🫩

The dumbest fuck alive bows his head mournfully, and through tears, speaks,

"Fun" fact, this is the same Boston gorilla that prompted the infamous racist rant from sports talk shit heads Dennis & Callahan that got them in trouble 20+ years ago.

Sell the team John Henry

This site is never beating the allegations of being filled with the most joyless hall monitors in America as multiple dorks are asking Parker to delete this tweet to defend the fascist freak’s obsession with making dick cutting content

It's hilarious that Drake still trying to drop diss tracks and act like he has any reputation left to defend when in reality he's too scared of the public laughing at him to even show up at NBA playoff games anymore.

The saddest place in America is wherever the Washington Post films this podcast:

Syndergaard is such a perfect avatar for the MAHA movement – a guy who probably cost himself several hundred million dollars via his persistent belief in quack medicine, most famously the time he refused an MRI while playing with a partially torn muscle then pitched again and fully tore it

one small but important side effect of Dallas trading Luka to the Lakers: someone had to redo the promo art for Anthony Davis’s prank show

🚨 Drizz alert!

S Miami Ave forever has the most rancid vibes in Miami

Also way to shut off replies you gigantic pussy while you shrink into a corncob defending the honor of fascist freak Tony Dokupil’s weird penis

As always, fuck Dave Portnoy. I’ve been dying to go to Best Pizza in Williamsburg for so long. Frank’s “The Pizza Show” on Vice was so good. www.instagram.com/reel/DYPtXxc...

More people in California voted for Trump than in most of the states he WON

This site is never beating the allegations of being filled with the most joyless hall monitors in America as multiple dorks are asking Parker to delete this tweet to defend the fascist freak’s obsession with making dick cutting content

he's just a fucking weird guy who is backing a fascist state because it feels comfortable for is freak brand of zionist fascism and sorry but if you are so zionist you have to tell people "I got re-circumcized" you're probably really fucking not normal!

On Thursday's premium episode of PTI, we're talking about our new friend "Don Colossus" and his sick new crib outside the Trump golf resort in Miami www.patreon.com/posts/105-do...

Thanks, I hate it!

I’m Not Lovin It

Tom looking very healthy and normal as he continues to transform into Skeletor

Biden dead enders stop being the biggest losers around: challenge impossible

Man... what? This isn't some well-known trope, and I'm not sure that acting like it is does anyone any favors?

Don't worry she's already on it

Celebrating a new addition to the "Thomas L Friedman Hall of Fame" www.nytimes.com/2026/05/12/o...

Whiskey Sundays with Tony Dokoupil

“One of the settlement options the Justice Department and White House officials are reviewing is the possibility of the I.R.S. dropping any audits of Mr. Trump, his family members or businesses…”