Reminds me that Shaq thinks Irish people talk like pirates

Spanish broadcast: “the only boring team at the tournament has been Team USA” #wbc

The Woke Ginger has risen! He’s back!!! And this time he’s not worried about rage bait from social media influencers.

They should let her write a prequel.

Our government is run by extremely serious and sober people.

Thanks man everyone is stoked. Thank you again.

Oh man, this guy is 🌽 as hell

“I forgot your keys brb”

Two weeks into the war, this is the bottom line: The Strait of Hormuz has *become* the objective. Trump has lost control, to the point where the closure of the Strait & its global economic implications have overtaken all the boastful goals of regime change or destroying the Iranian missile arsenal

The biggest asshole in the world

Oh my god. Trump had to come in and rescue Levin from the micropenis allegations

On a teams call this morning a team member called it the “Gulf of America” and I wanted to slink down under my desk

The Clippers playing in the Southeast division would be the best punishment. Hope their fans enjoy getting the bland ass Wizards, Hawks, and Hornets 4x a year instead of the Lakers and Warriors!

Gas prices have spiked 27%, rising to $3.72 per gallon. This is the largest increase in 30 years.

This is exactly me, moving from Boston to Brickell (shown in the photo below), but I moved here because of a Latina not because of taxes

Trump out here like Alonzo at the end of Training Day, shocked that people he's been abusing and exploiting for his entire career won't volunteer to help him.

Mentally ill former Navy SEAL inspires Team USA to WBC final: defector.com/mentally-ill...

Marlins Man talking on his phone behind home plate is just about as rancid as vibes can get.

JULIOOOOOOOOOOOO Robs Aaron Judge of a HR

Very on-brand for Gingrich to seek out a new, younger canal the moment the current canal starts having health problems

"Welcome back, we're coming to you live from the has a small penis theater... let's see him put his name in front of that"

Really disrespectful for them to continue awarding Best Animated Short after Kobe won

Every member of Team USA is free to quit their lucrative career playing sports and go join the military like Pat Tillman did. This is all just cosplaying eyewash. It's a game. It's entertainment. It's supposed to be fun, not joyless, humorless war.

March 15, 1992: Larry Bird hits this 3-point shot with two seconds left in regulation to send the Celtics and Trail Blazers into overtime. Bird finished with 49 PTS/14 REB/12 AST/4 STL in Boston’s 152-148 double-overtime win. Clyde Drexler had 41 PTS/11 AST/8 REB for Portland.

“Born in the USA” would be the perfect choice for unofficial American anthem but not in the way this idiot thinks

I am honestly shocked by Harper's answer. Not a total raw milk brain??

Tennessee's Stone Lawless thinks he has a go-ahead home run with 2 outs in the 9th inning and pimps it accordingly. Except Georgia's Cole Johnson robs him of the home run saving the win.

March 15, 2002: Denver’s Tim Hardaway is ejected, then throws a television monitor onto the court in Orlando. Hardaway was later fined $10,000 and suspended for two games. Magic 124, Nuggets 102. 📺 ESPN2

Ok, I’ll call him The Woke G*ng*r

To be fair, do you know how hard it is to find a real picture of The Rock holding the WWE title? #ai #YoutubeThumbnails

Everything about this picture is how I pictured trump's second term

What

Paramount: “Let’s announce Max Landis is writing the new GI Joe movie, that will really wind up the lefties and libs” Lefties and libs: “LOL” (followed by helicopter jokes) The rest of the world: “Huh?” Paramount: “Uh tell Max we’re gonna pass” variety.com/2026/film/ne...

Yes

Watching a five hour documentary on Robocop, and originally the “I’d buy that for a dollar” guy was going to turn out to be a pedo at the end. Verhoeven is a mad man lmao

Worst magazine in America.

Celtics favored by 20.5 tonight vs the Wizards. Queta going for 84

Another gem from @citiesbydiana.bsky.social www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8qvrUCM/

@joelanderson.bsky.social @bryancurtis.bsky.social catching up on the Pressbox and the one time Marino did something not boring it cost him his CBS job lol

It’s hard to blame woke DEI when the military is losing a war because of the straits.

I'm sorry but it's really fucking funny that Trump and the white house and the zionist block in government all let the senile moron declare war on iran and this is just completely erasing dubai from the earth

Every bit as big a threat as Ellison:

@jeanlucpeakhard.bsky.social looking up San Diego coaching legend Joe Prunty next to me while the Orlando Magic are in town

The Dominican baseball fans have taken over Brickell and I’m rooting so hard for them over the chud ass USA squad

Oh nooooo @fraserramon.bsky.social