even racists will be cringed out by this

Just keep being annoying. When they fuck up, capitalize by being even more annoying

Tylenol Lives Matter

He got them to give up pills and bud light that’s wild

Make BC Powder Great Again

I did nothing criminal or illegal.

But sir it’s a great big beautiful pill

It’s just crazy that that’s the best they could come up with. Tylenol

You said it buddy.

Checkmate pills you’re fucking cooked

Is there a Tylenol leak in the White House?

We have put the dumbest mother fucker we ever made in charge of everything

These moms that want “answers” are sad. I get it but Jfc man, just love your kid and keep it moving

Autism is not “hard to watch”. Fuck this dude

Eric is a Tylenol Toilet baby and everyone knows it

Trump is aggressively ignorant. He does not learn, actively resists it, and has surrounded himself with people who enable his stupidity.

Like a phoenix from the ashes

So cool they discovered the cause of autism on basically day they guessed they would. I’m also glad they are withholding this information for a few days to prep for a WrestleMania-style announcement. This is how science works.

They should put Sidney Sweeney in charge of TikTok because I honestly don’t give a shit

Hale-bopp take me away

Leavitt claims that Trump has secured "nearly $9 trillion" in investment to the US (our entire GDP is about $30 trillion so yeah, no)

me at the height of the Tylenol epidemic

The people who can’t change the input on their television have thoughts on cognitive ability

Hakeem Jeffries admits he cannot get the job done to protect the health of all the American People. American People do deserve better.

It’s a sideburn, based culture

If I just typed my posts on my laptop I’d never have a typo. Somehow going to get it has never been worth it

Disney trying to bait the nerds into watching a Star Wars Trailer instead of apologizing for being dicks to Jimmy Kimmel is funny

Nice post you got there, it'd be a shame if I deliberately missed your point so I could be tedious about it

BREAKING NEWS: Autism “Probably” linked to Nickelodeon Gak according to The Secretary of Roadside Taxidermy

They wanna “fix” autism but not guns

I would actually prefer a young fascist leader to an old one. They get mean when they’re staring into the void

Good morning to all especially the haters and losers

The right is gauging how well they can do without Trump. Elon isn’t gonna make a new party he’s gonna steal one

Alright grandma let’s get you in your good Nikes

Before Jesus shows up, do any Christians leaving tomorrow have a crush on me, y/n

All the old republicans that think they are saving their careers following Trump are wrong. Even the right wants younger people. Thats why you see them falling all over bros wife. If I were an old republican I’d be concerned that the “Schumer situation” wasn’t exclusive to the left

Daddy said they were gonna have another Republican convention I just didn’t know they were throwing it together in a week based on a tragedy that we’re getting framed for How would you explain this to someone even a year ago?

#Disney recovery plan: new late night host is Kimmy Jimmel, and it's just the last guy, in a dress. It could work!

Newborn Loses Faith In Humanity After Record 6 Days https://theonion.com/newborn-loses-faith-in-humanity-after-record-6-days-1819573929/

A fully matured Laura Loomer can molt 4 times per week. You can tell their age by counting the rows of teeth

I’m invisible on Bluesky, but it’s still better than Twitter.

“Tylenol makes people autistic” okay so basically everyone?

With both hands. That’s called a double down

White people haven’t been this unhinged since the furby dropped

I have decided to forgive sharptooth for killing littlefoot’s mom

100% serious though these people are unhinged

Don’t want to alarm anyone but there are posts on Twitter talking about “I can hear the collective hiss of the demons” getting 100k likes

Fake emotions are the new “cool”. Get fucked so much. Not you, Colin… you’re lovely 🥰