i’ve noticed how underrepresented immigrants are in the files

thong song is a christmas song

so 1000 people accidentally missed the “fake” bit about him being present for a murder? did they fire everyone who knows how to read?

how is it somehow worse than i imagined?

You gotta hand it to Paul Reiser in Aliens. He flawlessly played a character who was more despised than the actual xenomorphs themselves. In a cast of lovable actors, directed by James Cameron, he managed to stand out as the despicable, super-shady company man Burke. #paulreiser #aliens

Someone on Reddit: “DOGE fired all the people who knew how to properly redact documents.”

laura loomer will always be single white female to me

she’s dreaming of a white christmas

they could release photoshopped photos and say they’re true. we would literally be powerless against that. i hope they don’t definitely fucking do that

i’ve decided to just make typos canon and riff away the plot holes

alright stop 🛑

lmfao

cameltoe with pyrotechnics is a special rich version of grief. y’all don’t know nothin bout dot

i’m snaking my phone into the internment camp just so i can post this

so are all those people we sent to el salvador just like dead now?

i still don’t say TACO. why would i want to ruin a top 5 food for pedo memes? it’s absurd

alright guys. the password is: “aliens remake with gina carano and sidney sweeny as ripley and newt respectively”

has anyone watched the new SISU movie? worth? i loved the first

santa clause is coming to steal your ddr5 ram and pork your mom

i prefer presidents that i never thought about

the logic is erratic

holiday>love actually

when i have sleep paralysis sometimes i see redacted people in the corners

it might be good enough for ashli babbitt but it ain’t good enough for me

if you don’t use it you lose it

Whatever stupid ass memorial or grave they end up giving him, we need to constantly place mini turbines near it.

watching loomered on sativa be like

eric tried to warn us

i wanna do a fun REDACTED name but can’t think of a funny way to style it 😭

if the dead horse wants to stop getting beaten then it should die

charlie kirk was just redacted. nbd

laura loomer was supposed to be a normal nematode but The Secret of the Ooze happened

president pteredactyl

daiquiri shit at my grandmas. its gotten very golden over here for some reason 😭

all the republicans turned into black squares all the sudden

because if just one of those things gets down here then it will be all

so people are finding lies already? hilarious

jake paul came out with 69 LMAO

HAHA!

fuck laws lol

glad i never had to vote for bill clinton so i can remain morally superior

mandatory weekly “he’s dying” drills

i’m rooting for the colombian guy cause saying Medellin is fun

guess who?

eve started off as a biological man. ima call her steve

my goodness!

they’re drawing straws to see who has to do mouth to mouth