every single year i’m like “wow it’s getting dark early”

homie scored me the sickest jacket of all time

republicans own this shutdown which is nothing compared to the million+ people they killed during covid

Jack Smith just told Sen. Chuck Grassley AGAIN that he’s ready to testify publicly about his investigations into Trump. His lawyers say he’s simply waiting on DOJ authorization and wants Americans to hear the facts directly. Why are Republicans stalling? Let him speak.

all the footpads have private jets now

laura loomer was made by a cobbler

laura loomer out here looking like 4 missing persons sewn together

only pinning posts with less than 10 likes

HAPPY FOUR SEASONS TOTAL LANDSCAPING DAY TO ALL WHO CELEBRATE

Rob Schneider as Captain Kirk plz

It’s tough being the oldest president in history. Low energy! Sad!

if you put a 50% wealth tax on every american billionaire, you'd increase tax receipts by 50%. that's just over 800 people who could account for 1/3 of total tax receipts. just by eschewing all loopholes.

fuck all billionaires even the “democrat” ones

why tf does taylor swift have 2 billion dollars? nobody is that talented

bros gonna change the name to SANP and say he was never ordered to fund that 🤣

fighting snap seems weird until you remember that he loves fucking kids any way he can

Many are saying that the Epstein files have some really, really bad stuff on Trump! Worse than what we already know.

only the good die at all

it’s crazy that rudy still had at least five years left after he was filmed melting. the longevity on these creeps is astonishing

five years and four seasons ago on this very day

has she been upgraded? L-1000?

like “okay do your thing but i don’t fucking trust you”

it’s so obviously NOT a ballroom

mtg is like the ant in honey i shrunk the kids, antie

If sandwich shops don’t start offering a sandwich named “the acquittal” then what are we even doing

that was an ozempic exec that fell out? lmfao you can’t make this shit up

“you’ll have to sue me to feed kids and then i’ll appeal it”

you’ll eat your walmart thanksgiving bundle and be thankful. don’t start thinking you deserve more

wayyyyy too many people used the “a picture is worth 1000 words” bit and i made a list

my buddy after he talked me into trying spice

Ernie and Boebert

i fell for marjorie taylor greene. what can i say? she was just too traditionally beautiful

Fuckin' fake

i say we accept her. we needed an MTG anyway

if you need to tell someone not to trust mtg then they’re too dumb to receive the message

dr oz is method as fuck. he actually pretended to help

bruh this one made me gordon 💀

liquid snake

she want mike tyson blow to the face im talkin 96 HOV with the base

he’d make the same face no matter who was dying behind him

bro just standing there while the gop dies behind him 🤣

you can toss a salad or you can toss a footlong the choice is yours america

he did the same thing on 9/11. only cared about being taller due to a technicality

when you’re casey anthony and the cops are going through your car

dude just stood up like a lady was leaving the room during the “grocery” times 🤣🤣

i knew if i just kept mentioning field dressing when it came to rfk one would pop off

this one’s for my bros