rt if u hate nazis and love boobs

$60,000 will only get you 10 Eames lounge chairs with ottomans, standard trim. Is this fucking amateur hour?

I got referred to as “the fun sub” at my teaching gig today, so yeah, I’m pretty cool

The continued survival of human civilization is in the hands of an All Time Evil Dumb Guy. It is objectively intolerable and terrifying. I can’t wrap my head around how stupid he has to be to think, “oh hell yeah, Iran ain’t ready for my tweet”

I know I’m late to the game but Clair Obscur: Expedition 33 is a compelling and beautiful game that has no right to play on my emotions so deftly. Gustave, mon ami!

I dunno guys kinda seems like we went to war with Iran because our dipshit pedophile president was bored

You mean killing a country’s leader doesn’t encourage them to adopt a new leader favorable to the murderer? Damn that’s crazy, who could have seen this coming

Here’s a thought experiment, find me one kind word ever said about Blackwater mercenaries by Ryan Grim. You will not! Except for Platner. Who was a Blackwater mercenary like 6 years ago.

I also have a Jewish wife and I’d be pissed if some journalist tried to use her as a prop, even in my defense

Woke up at 5:30 to boil and bake these bad boys before work

The Trump Administration has adopted the Israeli foreign policy pillar of “Preemptive Strikes,” which is another way of saying unprovoked attacks

2 hour delay this morning for a little frozen rain? Ok then I’m making bagels

These people aren’t just evil, they’re soft. We have lived under nuclear threat just like these Cold War brats. Except we were kids when schools started getting shot up, and watched 9/11 happen right before recess. Sorry Duck and Cover made you scared or something, you old bald bitch.

Trump’s a generational scourge on teenagers. Teen girl? You’re on the menu. Teen boy? You’re gonna die in a pointless illegal war to distract from what he did to the teen girls

goddamn what’s that cream preventing

The last movie I saw in theaters was Blue Moon, the Lorenz Hart movie staring Ethan Hawke. Boy he monologues a lot! I would like to see Ethan Hawke as Lorenz Hart interact with Ethan Hawke as John Brown. That would amuse the shit out of me

No yes a lot of people on this web site do actually need to touch grass. That is an absolutely true fact

The reason this place can be so “annoying” is that at any given moment, someone is having an existential argument that means a great deal to them, while thousands of other people are feeling spiteful and irritated by *all of this* (the World, the State of Things, etc.) These forces collide aaand….

people like this are broken scum

I don’t know what people are talking about, that woman is obviously Lindsey Graham in a bad disguise

“Some of you may die. But that’s a sacrifice I am willing to make”

With communism maybe you get the Transformers Witwicki trilogy. MAYBE. But you can kiss Rise of the Beasts goodbye. And Bumblebee? Pfffff

I assume that like most Republicans she thinks the villain in Django Unchained is Django

Efferey Jepstein, is that anything

Doing some teaching. High school kids are wearing grunge band t-shirts and JNCO jeans with wallet chains. It’s like I never left

yeah brother that’s the idea

Hmm.. I don’t think so

Man, conservatism ruins lives. Look at this little guy, he should be playing fiddle and dancing around and having a great old time. Let little guys be whimsical little guys!

Formal invitation to the hockey team sent,,, if any people with connections to the hockey team wanna have them email my team my bio. I’m for real. 👍🏾👍🏾👍🏾

The Great Century of American Humiliation continues unabated

We are all Cassandra. Apollo has spit in our mouths and so we are doomed to watch people in power realize too late that we were right all along

It’s beautiful and snowy out. Didn’t have to go to work. I have wood for a fire. Food for dinner. Wife is playing The Sims. Dogs are snoring. So why can’t I unclench my jaw? Usually the background rage of *all this shit* is less disruptive than this to my life.

I have never had my feelings sour on a group of people as quickly as the US Men’s Hockey Team. What a bunch of absolute scumbags. Fuck them, fuck their gold, and fuck Kash Patel

Me with a scoop/exclusive Five days after Jeffrey Epstein’s arrest, federal authorities “directed” NY law enforcement authorities to “stand down” their investigations related to Epstein, new documents released by the Department of Justice show. Part of new Timeline on NY and Epstein.

The legal profession is filled to the brim with brilliant people with zero moral compass. They are easy to spot because they’re all thriving in Big Law. If you want to be a lawyer just be aware of this, because if you aren’t initially, it will embitter you. It embittered me.

Just to be clear, David is comparing Bluesky to Twitter, where Nazis use a proprietary robot to undress underage girls in real time. But this is the “hostile and unserious place.” Not the kiddie porn generator infested with degenerate predators

I think the most disappointing aspect of journalists remaining on Twitter is that a lot of them are too lazy, stupid, or bad faith to even acknowledge how heavily manipulated the algorithm is. So which is it? There’s no good answer, you’re a lobster in a pot (stupid) or part of that Reich (evil)

Savannah Guthrie didn’t cover the Olympics because her mother’s still missing. Anyway here’s the guy whose fault it is that her mother is still missing, deepthroating a brewski in Milan

Rightwingers are even outdoing the Left in trying to make the thing happen? Embarrassing.

The problem with bluesky is the plurality of people who insist on relitigating the 2016 election and blaming a socialist from Vermont for a race between two dynastic names all over the Epstein List

That damn Bernie Sanders! If he hadn’t, uh, competed in a primary before conceding and campaigning for his opponent for 3 months, we could have had a second friend of Epstein and Maxwell named Clinton as President! Aw man!

The Gen Y urge to crucify a Gen X every mile like the Romans did to Spartacus’ uprising. And some, I assume, are good people

Can you imagine how completely fucked the city would’ve right now if Mayor Bottle Service was still in charge? “Ay shortie you know what they say, the Yukon Territories is the New York City of the Arctic Circle”

God I want to bash this dipshit’s fucking grapefruit head against his brick wall until it makes a sound like a bag of grapes

As a born and bred Masshole I have never respected New Hampshire and I never will

Spiderman is like “there is a wind tunnel at Court and Montague.” Nah, but there is a Chipotle

Went to the Downtown Brooklyn area in Spider-Man 2. They’ve got Borough Hall, the Municipal Building, and EDNY recognizably near where they should be. Even the Civil Court building that looks like offices. But they clearly decided Supreme Kings was too ugly, so they made it look like the NYC Library

ICONIC

The first time I’ve ever seen an Olympian demonstrate superhuman joy. Just incredible.

Alysa Liu is so fucking cool. She knew she was solid gold when she came off the ice.