Hasan Piker has turned out and activated more voters by being authentic and working through issues on a live stream than you people ever will puking out the same tired think pieces about tone over and over ad nauseam. Seriously, this was loser shit over a DECADE ago

DO YOU PROMISE, JAMES? You pointless old lizard

Never forget that Originalism is a joke, a canard, a way for FedSoc buffoons to pick a result and work backwards to the justification. It’s nonsensical, it’s ahistorical, and it’s being used by 6 corrupt bastards in black robes to destroy our constitutional republic.

If we need moderates, then surely they can win elections. If they lose elections, then guess what? We don’t need them.

Once again hating on FIFA for not having Portugal play up in “Boston,” where the vast majority of the Portuguese diaspora in this country live. The crowd would be absolutely electric for Portugal/Uzbekistan right now. Stick England/Ghana in Houston. Who cares

I have no reason to think this way but I feel like when it happens, it’ll be in PA. People can dream

GOOD COP: someone robbed the mcdonalds PUN COP: sounds like a *lowers shades* burgerlary GOOD COP: PUN COP: burgerlary. that’s fun to say. burgerlary GOOD COP: burgerlary PUN COP: burgerlary

The city thrives on the intimacy of the Block. 13 million people live and work in the 5 boroughs, you can’t know that many. But your block? You get to know and love your block. I lived on 13th Street in Brooklyn for 7 years, knew all my neighbors. I miss that block dearly. Developers ratfucked it

At the most basic level, our ruling class does not understand—and does not care to understand—that all we really want is to just shit in peace.

Only one person in the Maine Democratic Primary actually ran a campaign with the intention of winning. And that’s Platner. Me personally I’m worried you can’t take the chud out of a guy as easily as he is pretending, but Mainers like him and I’m not a Mainer so it’s not really my business.

Listen I’m no fan of “purity tests” but can we please find some leftists to run for office who didn’t spend 90% of their life as a fucking chud? Let the asshole sell oysters to his mom’s restaurant. I’m sick of him being propped up as some incredible Senate savior. He is an ASSHOLE

I'll say this for the Supreme Court they're making it easier for me to convince people of the necessity and urgency of court reform

Labour banned Hasan Piker from entry into the UK for being against genocide. Meanwhile the likely future PM (Labour will roll out the red carpet while they ratfuck the Greens) encourages pogroms on live television

The central tension running through our universities is the same as the rot in broader American society: capitalists sit on boards and run things, without giving a shit about those things. We are a society entirely in thrall to finance capital and its sole beneficiaries, begging for crumbs.

I really think that from time to time we should remind ourselves that like 98% of the people yapping on either direction about Graham Platner—myself included—have zero say over the race and zero effect on his polling numbers. Just been seeing a lot of indirect shit-talking of Mainers, not a fan.

For anyone who hasn’t seen this show, oh my god find it and watch it. My favorites: Sandy Passage (Grey Gardens) Batsh*t Valley (Wild Wild Country) DRONEZ: The Hunt for El Chingon (VICE docs) Original Cast Album: Co-Op! (Company) Final Transmission (Stop Making Sense) Soldier of Illusion (Herzog)

O POVO you know what to do irmãos

shut up you ugly fuck

So in addition to the $80 million or so (plus judgment interest) the pedo potus already owes her, Ms. Carroll should also be able to avail herself of the so-called “Weaponization of Government” fund that is supposed to help the victims of US government lawfare

Welcome to the Slop Hurricane

We are installing THUNDERDOME, many people come up to me and say “Mr. President Trump”—they say it just like that—“where is Thunderdome?” People are saying it’s very important, the Thunderdome. Two men enter, one man leave. Like Sleepy Joe Biden, that one man leave. Master Blaster they call me.

The real problem with Bluesky is self-important white dudes vomiting up this same stupid spiel every 9 days

“Are these the Nazis, Walter?” “No Donny, these men are nihilists. There’s nothing to be afraid of.”

“Low Value Human Capital” is a new one for me. Deeply dystopian and quintessentially American. A perfect encapsulation of how our ruling class sees us. You’re not a person, you’re Human Capital, to be assigned a value by the Capitalist and used accordingly for his benefit.

A Democratic POTUS and Congress should push to make the SCOTUS retirement age 75. In addition to genuinely being a good idea, it would give the 2028 winner 4 seats to fill by 2030: Thomas, Alito, Sotomayor, and Roberts. We could turn a 6-3 court into a 3-6 court with just that one change.

If I were President there is one Trump thing that I absolutely would keep—and it’s truly just the one thing: Diet Coke Button. Pure genius.

Repost this if you’ve gone to the doctor or you’ve seen a dog. I’m a teacher trying to show my students that it’s possible to repost stuff under certain circumstances like if a post asks you to and you’ve gone to something or seen something

LLM chatbots are not conscious, or even reasoning. Claude (et al) is a funhouse mirror. It reflects what you show it back at you, contorted and exaggerated, so that you keep looking at it.

“lol you idiot this admin hasn’t accomplished anything” Except the total destruction of USAID, tens of thousands of federal workers laid off, the DOJ Civil Rights Division only does “anti-white discrimination” cases now, the East Wing of the White House is gone, we’re in an illegal war with Iran…

The reason right wingers constantly claim George Soros funds everything on the left, is because the entire rightwing media ecosystem is funded through billionaire patronage

Alito’s a cunt, hope he shits himself to death

Everything about this is nonsensical. Set aside the laughable content: this is procedurally absurd. The court granted National Trust’s preliminary injunction. Trump appealed. Now he asks Judge Leon to reverse his own order granting the PI while they seek a reversal from the DC Circuit.

That’s just what Sontarans look like

no one does it like Brace, holy shit

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This isn’t the primary reason I’ve mostly left law behind, but it’s a major reason. I can’t overstate how demoralizing it is to toil away in a career while you watch the people at the very highest level spit on the very concept of ethical and impartial practice.

Taxes? I dunno, that’s not really gonna work for me. Try again next year

Artichokes are crap. You’re eating a mushy flower that looks and tastes like a salty scrotum. Artichoke dip is pretty good but only because mushy and salty are acceptable things for a dip to be

Olivia’s statement sounds weak and nonsensical because she has to maintain the lie of Liberal Zionism. Within Israel she wouldn’t have this problem, she would just call Dr. El-Sayed an animal or a terrorist or both.

Astronauts are so fucking cool you guys

Looking through Moment Magazine’s Passover Haggadah Supplement. Particularly great idea from @adamserwer.bsky.social to include Langston Hughes’ “Let America Be America Again,” just before the meal.

Artemis II fought the gravity well and won! We should do cool things instead of horrible things! Who says no

i can only hope that if I was a Bimbofied Husband i too would have a wife who loves & supports me & sucks on my comically enormous fake tits

Spider-Kash Spider-Kash Gooning until he develops a rash

Imagine how stupid you have to be to think Palestinian “combatants” get any semblance of due process in Israel. Well, no, that’s not fair. Bernhard here could just be a liar

“Don’t commit genocide” is a minority position among Israeli citizens. Period. Don’t fucking talk to me about any state’s “right to exist.” That’s a foul and disgusting breach of the basic social compact that underpins the nation-state as an entity.

adapt Red Mars you cowards

Since the headline is a bit confusing, the NYT is reporting that on the same day we hit the girl's school in Minab, we also sent a missile full of tungsten steel pellets at a girl's volleyball tournament hundreds of miles away in Lamerd. Twenty one dead. www.nytimes.com/2026/03/29/w...