Two types of YouTube ads I always block: anything rightwing, and all podcasts. I’ll be listening to the thing I wanna listen to and then some dumb asshole is like “thanks for watching fam! I’m here with Alex Ohanian to turn it up and talk some AI!” I would rather die

That’s not what Zohran did. Zohran didn’t “focus his message entirely on affordability.” He went out and engaged directly with his constituency and made THEIR priorities, HIS priorities. The chatterers and consultants and Schumerites—ghouls like you—always skip the first step.

Yes. PLEASE do this! I can think of no better way to radicalize middle aged guys with double digit IQ’s against Trump than for him to black out every college football game except Army/Navy

Free yourselves. Leave the Stancil discourse behind. It is empty calories.

Quiet peasants, the Patriots are good again.

Is not this simpler? Is this not your natural state?

it is shocking to me that the traditional allies of the United States have—at least so far—failed to engage with Trump as what he is: a playground bully. Do you roll over to placate the bully? No. The bully is weak, fragile. You throw sand in his fucking face and kick him in the nuts so he learns.

I’m kinda good at baking, these were good

I don’t know if these are going to live up to my personal standard for “good bagels” but damn if they don’t look fantastic

Run this clip as an ad in every district in the country and you’ll see a landslide against Republicans in places you’ve never conceived. Unfortunately Chuck Schumer actually would prefer to talk about “affordability.” Not like Zohran did though, a consultant-approved version.

look at my opposition party bro I am so cooked

I was agreeing with you! I thought you made really good points

friendly reminder The things you believed were right yesterday are still right. They'll be right if they put you in jail. They'll be right if they shoot you. They'll still be right when these people are dead and dusted and gone. which they will be

Easily solved, creatively. 1. Reassign every ICE agent to a remote outpost in Alaska for retraining. 2. Inform the agents they won’t receive a housing stipend. 3. Give one month’s pay for quitting. 4. Immediately renege on the offer based on “evidence of misconduct.”

This is literally a description of how to eliminate human contact from your life. You’re at a tire shop, right? People work at that shop! You can ask them these questions, you don’t need to pull out your stupid fucking phone at all!

A couple things here. 1. You could not pay me any amount of money to sip a bourbon with Tony Dokoupil 2. Jack Daniels (which has not agreed to any of this) IS NOT BOURBON. It’s Tennessee whisky. Bourbon comes from Kentucky

For anyone playing along at home, that’s 3 high level Trump Appointees (including Patel and Noem) illegally using taxpayer funds to go fuck around and have bad sex somewhere other than the Beltway.

(40 years into the War on Carbs) “The war on protein is finally over. Inform Dr. Atkins he can come out of hiding”

In taking over Twitter Elon musk asked the question, “What if 4chan had all of the network externalities?” The answer seems to be, “90% of mainstream media ‘pundits’ will adopt the ideology and framing of terminally online fascist losers.” Not ideal!

Kristoff off the top rope with his “but what about other genocides” ass logic

yeah just make sure to write “in the interests of justice” on the memo line of that check

Saving this for replies to genocidal Zionists who accuse these two of antisemitism

The fact that a police force exists is not prima facie evidence that it NEEDS to exist. “Replace ICE, and then what?” Well the only remotely useful thing ICE ever did was human trafficking investigations. Give those responsibilities to the FBI, burn ICE to cinders, and salt the earth under it.

“Abolish ICE” is actually a valid and succinct policy plan. Not a slogan. The Trump admin already destroyed the part that actually did trafficking investigations. RIF the fuckers down to zero on Day One. It polls well too. Maybe get off Twitter

No justice? No peace.

It is not enough for them that they take your life. They will also try to take your dignity in death.

she is me. she is any of us. she is all of us.

this is murder. I won’t speculate what degree murder it is, I don’t know anything about Minnesota’s criminal code. but there is no valid self-defense claim here. he shot her multiple times in the fucking face while she was clearly making a three point turn.

ICE bot. everyone say hi to that cunt Kristy!!!

what a fucking piece of shit, add to your block lists

these fucking ghouls, man. these absolute worms. look at our opposition party dawg we are COOKED

this is the proper way for international outlets to report on US prisons. I used to live a block from MDC Brooklyn, and it was bad then but people were dying in solitary in Rikers so it didn’t get any press until the DeBlasio admin

Consent of the Governed? Trump doesn’t even do consent of the teenager

Wow 2026 was quite a year right guys? Onto the next—sorry what—January?!

The Oxford English Dictionary has already declared the phrase of the year for 2026 “Why don’t we just kill these people?”

Kathleen Kennedy is 72 years old. Can a lady retire without a bunch of nerds freaking out?

now actually is an excellent time for the spineless to fuck off out of politics

wow isn’t it interesting how voter participation drops precipitously between 1880 and 1925…. that’s crazy. hey, apropos of nothing, when was Reconstruction? when was the Klan at its most influential in the 20th century

if you look at the state of the country right now and you think, “everything would be perfect but for the people who didn’t vote for Kamala Harris,” I’m sorry but your brain is broken and you don’t understand our body politic, who controls the levers of power, and how they consolidate power,

I know that we are all 37 on this web site and therefore know this in our bones, but please let your Gen Z comrades know that 2003 was bad actually

This is my blood

long mermaid isn’t real, it can’t hurt you. long mermaid isn’t real, it can’t hurt you. long mermaid isn’t

ME: (first day practicing Bug Law) May it please the Court— BUG JUDGE: (sternly) Bug Court.

this is a declaration of war on the American people

fun fact, this exact reasoning is why conservatives have been able to stick around and just abuse every group they can get their grabby little claws around since at least 1865

not to beat up on anybody here, but “Against Trump” is not enough. Just like “Against Netanyahu” is not enough. There is corruption and rot throughout this system that must be excised and that cannot be done while the centrist pundit class keeps throwing ghouls like MTG into reputational rehab

uhhhh, human noble in a far future galactic empire run on superstition, eugenicist bioengineering, and fear? got a cool sword though

surely there is a legal mechanism to prevent 15 YEAR CAR NOTES that this administration gutted. surely this hasn’t been legal all along

in 2026 I think a lot of my political commentary will just be “wow. that bigot should die”

she championed anti-trans legislation last fucking week, you absolute pieces of shit.