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A god-damn bisexual tyrannosaurus. Writer. Impressionist. Cutie cheese boyfriend. He/him/they/them
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Vaxxed?
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Fanzine. Moxism was always the right way
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Hi there! Did you know that after this special was a major hit for VH1 they immediately made more of them? Did you know that they made one about the 40 most "awesomely bad" metal songs? Did you know that's the next list I'm gonna work on? Stay tuned!
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Dan
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E(mera)ld
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Eric Ravenscraft
about 8 hours ago
it's deeply important to understand that this kind of shit has absolutely nothing to do with who is likely to win an election and everything to do with telling trans people to shut the fuck up and sit in the corner
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Arin Arcady
about 9 hours ago
I'm sorry the guy changing the rules on the fly is named what
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Moni 💫🇵🇸
about 18 hours ago
W-R-A-S-S-L-I-N wait until they tag me innn 🌟🤼♀️
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Bill Corbett
about 17 hours ago
[clears throat, steps up to mic] Howard Nutlick.
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Annie💀
1 day ago
this post never fails to crack me up
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Nome
about 24 hours ago
Just because good news is worth celebrating: There is now a Prep medication that is an *every six month* injection. HIV has, effectively, a vaccination.
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Sean
about 21 hours ago
WWE fans: "We watch for the stories & promos, not just great pro wrestling. Sorry, sickos." Cody Rhodes: "Welcome to Smackdown. I got the biggest Blackest dick!"
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uh...shimmy shimmy ya but if it was by pikachu ooh baby I'm pikachu yeah baby i'm pikaCHUUUU
7 months ago
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tyreforhyre
1 day ago
electricity | home alone wiki | fandom
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seasonally awesome dude
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Bugs Maytrix, Certified Sicko
1 day ago
bro are you okay? your credits music changed mid season
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Stella
2 days ago
All the Muppets fuck. This was Henson’s creative vision
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kate bush’s husband
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I bet that actually feels kinda nice
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Commander Kappa 🔜 WreckCon and GrizzCon
3 months ago
I instinctively read this post in Kawasaki's Kirby Right Back at Ya voice which then pushed me to make this
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Nied
1 day ago
Man got booed so hard he lost all his rings like Sonic the Hedgehog.
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Just saw the clip of Cody calling Identity Crisis his favorite DC book and if that doesn't explain Cody fuckin' Rhodes in a nutshell, I dunno what else does
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1 day ago
Pro Wrestling in 2026 is great.
#CMLL
#LuchaLibre
#WrestleSky
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*checks phone* *minute long voicemail from mom* *terrified that something has happened to the family* *a minute long butt dial message of mom and dad looking for their plane tickets* ... I'm glad that they're probably okay?
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Paul London (2002-2007) Chris Sabin Ultramantis Black Bayley (Hugger era) Naomichi Marufuji (ROH mainstay era)
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Right as I was getting into indie wrestling, his first big run was winding down, and he was getting eclipsed in "holy shit, you can do THAT?" type stuff by Jack Evans and Matt Sydal, but even then "what if a guy was like Rey Mysterio but MORE" was an easy sell on me.
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I just saw a youtube short with clips from the Pitt where there's a subplot about assassinating the pope, and y'know what, I'm seeing the vision here
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Todd in the Shadows
2 days ago
ACAB for Cutie
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...but call meeeeeee
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The Monks - I Hate You
YouTube video by PUNK'n'DELIC 64-67
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NzPBZ-fD-PE
2 days ago
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Mearn (season)
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Mearn (season)
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Ian Rennie
3 days ago
Guys you gotta take reindeer organs
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...yeah, labeling OC as Spock makes as much sense as anything I've ever seen.
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Merc with a 🫦
3 days ago
i don’t really watch wrestling so i had to look up everyone’s name (except Toni Storm because i know she’s awesome) but i saw this on the skyline tonight and had to get this star trek meme out of my brain
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Patrick Cosmos
2 days ago
i keep most of my money in a "stablecoin" that is "tethered" to the value of the dollar. it's called the dollar
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ℳatt
2 days ago
[Snowboarding TV commentary] EX-SNOWBOARDER COLOR COMMENTATOR WHO SOUNDS LIKE HE BATHES IN BONG WATER: Awwwww NO WAY, backside chicken salad off the knucklehuck IN GOOFY, that is groooady from my brochacho STAID, RESPECTABLE PLAY-BY-PLAY GUY WHO USUALLY COVERS GOLF: Indeed, what a move!
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Sean T. Collins
2 days ago
Catherine O'Hara on Jiminy Glick. She's just firing stuff at him left and right. She makes up a negative review he wrote about her!
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Jiminy Glick Interviews Catherine O'Hara
YouTube video by Jiminy Glick
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LwlPI9KpkTs
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Tom Baker goes full action star in this one, which is pretty exciting.
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2 days ago
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Seems odd to be resorting straight to the penis acid as a preventative measure, but then I'm not on the Olympic board...
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Jon Bois
2 days ago
it's unbelievable to me that someone could actually be a trillionaire. i think most of us have trouble internalizing how much money that truly is. let me put it in simple terms for you: a trillion dollars is three million dollars
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Robert O'Neill
2 days ago
well yeah they're not called the clean boys
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...I'm just saying, AEW is in a very precarious and thoroughly interesting position, here. WWE has fully committed to running propaganda for Trump, and while it would be folly to call any wrestling company leftist, AEW *could* start pushing themselves as the "Woke 2" wrestling show.
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Matinee Mode
2 days ago
Shouting “If it ain’t broke don’t fix it” from the mountaintops as I watch THE MUPPET SHOW (2026)
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"the protostar" chuck fletcher
3 days ago
AEW posts on x dot com: "Oh wow Ospreay is back 🔥" AEW posts on bluesky: "Mark Davis please sit on me with your pixar mom ass"
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Damon Agnos
2 days ago
I believe baseball catchers should rigidly adhere to the style played by the 70s Red Sox and 80s White Sox, while managers should liberally interpret and emulate the style of the 2000-2018 Angels. I’m Fiskally conservative but Scioscially liberal
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Matt McMuscles
3 days ago
If this chant somehow broke out in a WWE crowd, fucking HHH's music would hit and he would legit start tear-gasing the first few front rows.
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Finally, the origin of discombobulate
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Roo
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Trevor Dame
2 days ago
Kind of amazing to see the "Fuck ICE" chants on Dynamite getting noticed a bit outside of the wrestling bubble. Some people going "There are wrestling fans that don't like Trump?!" with real "A dog that can TALK?!" energy.
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