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A god-damn bisexual tyrannosaurus. Writer. Impressionist. Cutie cheese boyfriend. He/him/they/them
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Moni 💫🇵🇸
about 8 hours ago
W-R-A-S-S-L-I-N wait until they tag me innn 🌟🤼♀️
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Bill Corbett
about 7 hours ago
[clears throat, steps up to mic] Howard Nutlick.
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Annie💀
about 21 hours ago
this post never fails to crack me up
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Nome
about 13 hours ago
Just because good news is worth celebrating: There is now a Prep medication that is an *every six month* injection. HIV has, effectively, a vaccination.
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Sean
about 11 hours ago
WWE fans: "We watch for the stories & promos, not just great pro wrestling. Sorry, sickos." Cody Rhodes: "Welcome to Smackdown. I got the biggest Blackest dick!"
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uh...shimmy shimmy ya but if it was by pikachu ooh baby I'm pikachu yeah baby i'm pikaCHUUUU
7 months ago
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tyreforhyre
1 day ago
electricity | home alone wiki | fandom
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seasonally awesome dude
about 17 hours ago
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Bugs Maytrix, Certified Sicko
about 14 hours ago
bro are you okay? your credits music changed mid season
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Stella
1 day ago
All the Muppets fuck. This was Henson’s creative vision
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kate bush’s husband
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I bet that actually feels kinda nice
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about 13 hours ago
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Commander Kappa 🔜 WreckCon and GrizzCon
3 months ago
I instinctively read this post in Kawasaki's Kirby Right Back at Ya voice which then pushed me to make this
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Nied
about 15 hours ago
Man got booed so hard he lost all his rings like Sonic the Hedgehog.
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Just saw the clip of Cody calling Identity Crisis his favorite DC book and if that doesn't explain Cody fuckin' Rhodes in a nutshell, I dunno what else does
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about 20 hours ago
Pro Wrestling in 2026 is great.
#CMLL
#LuchaLibre
#WrestleSky
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*checks phone* *minute long voicemail from mom* *terrified that something has happened to the family* *a minute long butt dial message of mom and dad looking for their plane tickets* ... I'm glad that they're probably okay?
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Paul London (2002-2007) Chris Sabin Ultramantis Black Bayley (Hugger era) Naomichi Marufuji (ROH mainstay era)
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about 20 hours ago
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Right as I was getting into indie wrestling, his first big run was winding down, and he was getting eclipsed in "holy shit, you can do THAT?" type stuff by Jack Evans and Matt Sydal, but even then "what if a guy was like Rey Mysterio but MORE" was an easy sell on me.
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about 21 hours ago
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I just saw a youtube short with clips from the Pitt where there's a subplot about assassinating the pope, and y'know what, I'm seeing the vision here
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Todd in the Shadows
1 day ago
ACAB for Cutie
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...but call meeeeeee
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The Monks - I Hate You
YouTube video by PUNK'n'DELIC 64-67
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NzPBZ-fD-PE
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Mearn (season)
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Mearn (season)
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Ian Rennie
2 days ago
Guys you gotta take reindeer organs
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...yeah, labeling OC as Spock makes as much sense as anything I've ever seen.
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Merc with a 🫦
2 days ago
i don’t really watch wrestling so i had to look up everyone’s name (except Toni Storm because i know she’s awesome) but i saw this on the skyline tonight and had to get this star trek meme out of my brain
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Patrick Cosmos
1 day ago
i keep most of my money in a "stablecoin" that is "tethered" to the value of the dollar. it's called the dollar
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ℳatt
1 day ago
[Snowboarding TV commentary] EX-SNOWBOARDER COLOR COMMENTATOR WHO SOUNDS LIKE HE BATHES IN BONG WATER: Awwwww NO WAY, backside chicken salad off the knucklehuck IN GOOFY, that is groooady from my brochacho STAID, RESPECTABLE PLAY-BY-PLAY GUY WHO USUALLY COVERS GOLF: Indeed, what a move!
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Sean T. Collins
1 day ago
Catherine O'Hara on Jiminy Glick. She's just firing stuff at him left and right. She makes up a negative review he wrote about her!
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Jiminy Glick Interviews Catherine O'Hara
YouTube video by Jiminy Glick
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LwlPI9KpkTs
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Tom Baker goes full action star in this one, which is pretty exciting.
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1 day ago
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Seems odd to be resorting straight to the penis acid as a preventative measure, but then I'm not on the Olympic board...
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Jon Bois
1 day ago
it's unbelievable to me that someone could actually be a trillionaire. i think most of us have trouble internalizing how much money that truly is. let me put it in simple terms for you: a trillion dollars is three million dollars
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Robert O'Neill
1 day ago
well yeah they're not called the clean boys
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...I'm just saying, AEW is in a very precarious and thoroughly interesting position, here. WWE has fully committed to running propaganda for Trump, and while it would be folly to call any wrestling company leftist, AEW *could* start pushing themselves as the "Woke 2" wrestling show.
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Matinee Mode
2 days ago
Shouting “If it ain’t broke don’t fix it” from the mountaintops as I watch THE MUPPET SHOW (2026)
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"the protostar" chuck fletcher
2 days ago
AEW posts on x dot com: "Oh wow Ospreay is back 🔥" AEW posts on bluesky: "Mark Davis please sit on me with your pixar mom ass"
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Damon Agnos
1 day ago
I believe baseball catchers should rigidly adhere to the style played by the 70s Red Sox and 80s White Sox, while managers should liberally interpret and emulate the style of the 2000-2018 Angels. I’m Fiskally conservative but Scioscially liberal
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Matt McMuscles
2 days ago
If this chant somehow broke out in a WWE crowd, fucking HHH's music would hit and he would legit start tear-gasing the first few front rows.
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Finally, the origin of discombobulate
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Roo
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Trevor Dame
2 days ago
Kind of amazing to see the "Fuck ICE" chants on Dynamite getting noticed a bit outside of the wrestling bubble. Some people going "There are wrestling fans that don't like Trump?!" with real "A dog that can TALK?!" energy.
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josh boerman
2 days ago
big bill shakes is goated. sorry but i will never entertain the argument that he’s overrated. to write something like this and have it ring with such tremendous clarity four centuries later would be incredible if he pulled it off once but he did it dozens of times
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My attachment to each Nintendo console ❤️❤️❤️🖤🖤 NES ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️ SNES ❤️❤️❤️❤️🖤 N64 ❤️❤️❤️❤️🖤 GameCube ❤️❤️❤️🖤🖤 Wii ❤️❤️🖤🖤🖤 Wii U ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️ Switch ❤️❤️❤️🖤🖤 Switch 2 🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤 Game & Watch ❤️❤️❤️❤️🖤 Game Boy 🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤 Virtual Boy ❤️❤️❤️🖤🖤 GB Color ❤️❤️❤️❤️🖤 GB Advance ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️ Nintendo DS ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️ Nintendo 3DS
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"Sweet Man" Cam
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carrion🐛
2 days ago
America is just 12 dumb pedophile billionaires telling each other “exaaaaaaccctllyyy”
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Phil Says Free Palestine
2 days ago
Brody King has the AEW crowd chanting FUCK ICE loud and proud on primetime cable television. Put every belt on him.
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Half jokey, but if I'm right, I'm right: Katana Zero DLC and/or sequel announcement.
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3 days ago
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Chainsaw Man but for Keyblades
3 days ago
I wonder if he wrote this while driving
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