Expect to see a lot of this classic Onion headline, from 23 years ago, over the coming weeks.

Time to dust this one off again

"A woman dressed as a pink Power Ranger hacked a dating site for far-right extremists. She deleted the entire site, but first she made users fall in love with AI bots she ran, thus obtaining information about them. Over 8,000 far-right profiles have now been mapped."

war has always been the major downfall of fascism. i don't predict kidnapping the president of another country & his wife to go well. we'll have to see, but things are gonna get chaotic. keep organizing, esp with protecting immigrants, now more than ever

Waking up in Trump’s America like —

If you tell me that this is a distraction from the Epstein files I will block you into last week. For fuck's sake, people in other countries are actual human beings who do not deserve to be murdered. They are deserving of our attention and care. Their violent deaths should not be on our hands.

I yearn for the day that all of the cable “news” channels collapse and shut down

Me posting anything at this point.

THE FUCK

We have to impeach him.

Just waking up He did *what*

Hey y'all, please stop being racist as hell and saying the bombing of Venezuela is a distraction from the Epstein Files. People are suffering, you absolute fucking ghouls.

The new anchor is currently crashing out responding to critics about this on Twitter if you want to know how this rollout is going

Playing Super Mario Kart with my born-in-the-late-90s roommate and she's like "I can't play this, the 3D effect is hurting my eyes" I will not stand by while you besmirch the good name of Mode Seven

“i can’t leave twitter, i need it, it’s where my audience is”

Every single person still posting on X, including electeds, need to be asked why they're using a CSAM generator site.

Anyone Else Here xkcd.com/3188/

This is disturbingly remniscent of how every cable talk network (I refuse to call them news channels) positioned themselves in the immediate aftermath of 9/11

And, for the first time of the year, it is my honor to inform you: Today is Friday, in California

i’d like to just say the popular social media generating CSAM is also the leading platform for bigots to claim without evidence that trans people are a danger to children

The automated sexual abuse that Musk is doing right now should be national news. People should be going to prison for this shit. The logical conclusion to generative image creation and the internet, pure public automatic violence. Every Pizzagate fear just out in the open.

oooooo. Here's commercials from a full early Button Era Fox Kids block from January 1, 2000 - 26 years ago! youtu.be/KlOPvIv0e-c?...

This resource, if you do not know it directly, is one of the largest resources for pinball EVER. It is maintained by one person, and she does her best to ensure there is correct instructions to almost any table you can imagine. It is invaluable as much as espie herself is.

on Saturday, @ashodin.com and I are doing a fundraising stream with, and for, @solar-espeon.bsky.social You may know espie from being the author of The Pinball Primer (pinballprimer.github.io), a guide to nearly 800 pinball machines or from being the Dr. Mario Silver League speed champion

every other city in america:

This is great on multiple levels: not only is she a trans woman, but she is one of the *defining* voices of the city. Amazing.

This is now my favorite movie tagline of all time

I’d say Paramount should threaten legal action, but then I realize who owns Paramount now and get really depressed

Happy New Year. Not ready to go back to a selfie just yet, so here’s Swamp Things’s disturbingly well defined ass.

This year we do transgender for evwryone

@phillyfilmsociety.bsky.social has some *bangers* showing this month Ghostbusters! The original King Kong! Muppets Take Manhattan!

Here's to the hope that 2026 will be better than 2025 was. It doesn't have to be good. The bar is in fucking hell. Just... better.

one last time, for the road

Were 90s kids clamoring for a Batman cartoon with 1930s Art Deco aesthetics? Is that what the market demanded? Or did some really smart creative people have a vision and make a genre-defining hit that sustained 20 years of TV shows? If you want success look for vision, not just metrics.

Oh god. Guys they didn't finish 2026 in time. There's no new year. We're fucked

Feeling sad about my 2025 YouTube wise. Started out really really strong and I had a genuine hit with the King of the Hill video, but I really hit the skids in the second half (largely thanks to my unexpected promotion) Here’s to getting back on track in 2026.

The final Calvin and Hobbes, which appeared in papers 30 years ago today.

The original Betty Boop, the first four Nancy Drew books and Greta Garbo's first talkie are among the many works from 1930 that will be free to use, share and remake starting on Jan. 1.

"What was your biggest impact on the Internet?" I was the original uploader of the Captain Lou Albano “if you do drugs you go to hell before you die” anti-drug Mario PSA. youtu.be/D8M8I2SYEiA?...

“Let’s make the theme a soul anthem” is probably the most random choice they could have made for a friggin’ Alf cartoon, but I am so glad they made that choice

Someone did a YouTube video setting scenes from the Timothy Dalton Wuthering Heights adaptation to the Shuki Levy Heathcliff theme song and it is *amazing* youtu.be/el9kKP3aZbE?...

Greetings from work, where the heating system is busted 🥶

"What was your biggest impact on the Internet?" I was the original uploader of the Captain Lou Albano “if you do drugs you go to hell before you die” anti-drug Mario PSA. youtu.be/D8M8I2SYEiA?...

Someone did a YouTube video setting scenes from the Timothy Dalton Wuthering Heights adaptation to the Shuki Levy Heathcliff theme song and it is *amazing* youtu.be/el9kKP3aZbE?...

I don’t care what progress you made in your professional career in 2025. If your biggest accomplishment this year was just remaining hopeful in the current world we live in, I’m proud of you. #scriptsky

This is an actual product

Sarah McBride put out a fundraising post on her Instagram specifically denouncing Republicans for trying to ban gender-affirming health care for trans people. It's probably one of the most forceful statements I've read from her.

wait what