This is The Rock but Marie Gluesenkamp Perez is Nic Cage.

(to the tune of Benny and the jets) 🎶lindsey! lindsey! lindsey! lindsey graham is dead🎶

now i understand. the cat wasn't waking me up because she wants food. she wanted me to see the lindsey graham news

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I didn't watch it but Colin MacGregor lost, and that guy is a huge douche

fucked up for fifa to make it a bookable offense for the autistic players to self sim

charley crockett was right to shit can those two dweebs. they look extremely uncool and "satanic doo wop" has to be the stupidest and cringiest phrase you could ever come up with

Bringing one of the best tweets of all time over to Bluesky in honour of the Three Lions QF victory

(when Aaron wolf is on my screen ): that's Aaron wolf. it's wolf time. Awoooo

the 2025 action fantasy film omniscient reader: the prophecy starring 이민호 and 안효섭 (jinu in kpop demon hunters) and featuring jisoo (blackpink) is available to stream on tubi for free

MAKE UP YOUR MIND

you're all explosive diarrhea larpers. you arent about that life

cole run home young

it sucked. dont know anything that happened in there. after like 22 episodes i thought i understood where it was going but it landed so poorly i dont know what happened. bad! every persona fan should watch it

every adult over 30 has a sandwich that they had one time that could easily go in this picture frame

broke: you: thinking about the odyessy and other such movies woke: me: half way through persona trinity soul and i dont understand what (is this about) or why (this was made)

The actions of the last week have led me to the conclusion that Trump really was just dragging out the ceasefire so that Iran would not attack Saudi Arabia during WWE Night of Champions, an event run by a company he has invested in and one which has invested in him.

it's interesting the synchronicity of the dates these were made. Both are from the same date. And yet couldn't be more different. It would seem that perhaps there are two types of wife guys.

why did kenny omega never find a doctor frankenstein type of guy to replace his guts that the first doctor removed. then it wouldnt matter if he got hit in the diverticulitis

update:

feeling like the white Raidou Kuzunoha

anton chigurh: heads or tails. you must chose. me: is that a Prince Valiant cut? anton: yeah it used to have more volume me: you want to use something light on it, no silicone-heavy washes and of course... both of us (laughing): blow dry from the roots! me: alright heads anton: it's tails

i thought his name was planter this whole time and im not ashamed to admit it.

guy who wears a lot of button down shirts: listen snowflake that's just how tough guys talk! sorry you're such an HRcel! actual tough guy: this is my shih tzu Princess Fluffy she has a different sweater for every day of the week and if you look at her wrong i will beat you to death with your own leg

Everyone is talking about CM Punk

the only moral use of AI technology is to generate a video of the minions doing the brian cage "who better" taunt

my facial skin care routine is based on using classic natural materials. green Plum, apricot, mineral rich deep sea water, rice, red beans, citrus, snail goop (Mucin), salmon sperm, trout sperm, etc

pretending to be sick at work when it's going really poorly so you can make everyone else get their asses kicked is actually so goated

trump should cancel new jersey's scheduled world cup final

was trying to think of tweet that was stuck in my head from hearing country roads a lot recently….

the only evidence i have is a gut feeling

ART

receiving reports that pulisic volunteered to come off early so he can get on the phone asap to get his personal hero, donald trump, whom he loves very very much, to petition fifa to call back all of belgium's goals before time expires. that is what a real leader does for his team.

balogun is what i call the guy who founded bullet club after ive had 18 beers

you: the virgin usmnt fan me: the chad aaron wolf enjoyer

This is what I would call “the perfect post”

i actually have no idea what is going on in soccer im making my tweets based on the posts im reading. im catching up on some road to g1 action.

what if the us had dressed the actually good player named c(h)ristian tonight instead? a veteran with big match experience and a trophy cabinet to match? people on line sure seem to hate cristian roland but the us looks like someone replaced their feet with dog turds. much to consider.

Afghanistan, April 2004

going jarred kelenic mode (throwing a hissy fit and kicking the water bottles in seattle and breaking your toe and sinking your team's hopes for continuing their season)

Talk about perfect aim! 🎯 Assistant curator Shannon delivers a meatball straight into Sumatran tiger Bintang’s mouth during a keeper chat. 🐅

did the players consent to all the refs using their meta rayban camera glasses

maybe we should return maine to its rightful ancestral owners: Massachusetts

cm punk is taylor swift for boys

some say that the 2-0 lead is the most dangerous in sports... more to come....

maybe altitude doesnt actually matter