Follow me here Downhill Skiiing is track and field Speed skating is swimming Hockey is Basketball Figure skating is gymnastics Snowboarding is skateboarding Bobsled is rowing Luge is canoeing Freestyle skiing is diving Biathlon is shooting Curling is archery

Sam Darnold is the new Joe Flacco

Kicker MVP chances might be ruined

Ruined the Kicker MVP dreams

Me this entire game

You can’t show Ricky Martin like that and not give me She Bangs

I’ve seen In The Heights so I am familiar with the culture

I love my friends and I love my family and I love my fiance But I am watching this game by myself and I am as snug as a bug in a rug

I was told to tune into this game 30 minutes ago

It’s too late but here’s your reminder it’s not illegal to say “Super Bowl” If you are a news broadcast have at it. No need to say “big game”.

Ben Folds Five-O

Finally getting around to watching the new Naked Gun and the jokes are coming at me at a speed I can’t comprehend

You can be upset Jaren is traded and also realize that team was going nowhere as currently comprised. He’s been here 8 seasons, we had a good run (sometimes) and we got great value from the trade.

Thank you Jaren

Won’t fault you using weaponized incompetence when your boomer parents ask you how to watch this

LA Knight loses again

Watching Encanto and wondering how much the insurance premium must be on that house Jake from State Farm not touching that with a ten foot pole

ICE agents about to get lemon pepper sprayed

Five nights of Whisky Friday please

So now we know a 4-8 season at North Carolina costs approximately 10 hall of fame votes

Went outside for the first time this weekend to clear a path for a dog bathroom, and I realized very quickly this was something I was incapable of of doing. The dog will just have to tough it out

Very niche complaint I have about a show that almost no one who follows me watches I hate that the celebrity chefs that compete on Guy’s Grocery Games keep the prize money; it should go to charity like every other celebrity competition

I need Cig to go from terrible football school to terrible football school rehabbing programs across the country

Indiana national champs is just some insane shit Unbelievable

I was told this game would start 25 minutes ago

Planning a wedding is cool when you think of signing vendors like it’s putting a team together in a heist movie

BREAKING: Rioters are now putting PIES on WINDOWSILLS in order for ICE agents to FLOAT AND WAFT AWAY while making arrests

My interview with the Washington Post just dropped

Laughing at the thought of Jack Daniels payola

RIP Dilbert’s dad

Chris Simms showing me which wines pair well with this football game

If you go to a game supporting the away team you should not be allowed to keep the home team’s giveaway promo item.

Grizz saw what Atlanta got for Trae and decided to jump the ship on Ja before values got even worse

I said, “Dale”

Finally some good news variety.com/2026/film/ne...

In these trying times we are all bonded together with this truth: we would all rather die than go back to work tomorrow

The mainstream media wants you to believe you’re not allowed to drive in the alley behind Walmart but you’re totally allowed to. They won’t say anything if you do

I’ve already finished a book and a Lego set in the new year. 2026 might be my most productive year yet if I’m not forced to work at my job

Pete Golding looks like he’s wearing one of these

(Stranger Things Epilogue) You, Dustin… you’ll go to college and will excel academically and be well liked by your peers You, Max and Lucas… your love will grow exponentially And you, Will… you’ll visit a gay bar as soon as you get the chance

It was a rough ride and I had doubts but I suppose Stranger Things stuck the landing

Another coaching travesty from Iisalo

Well you call 12 for offense, not for defense

Grizzlies and Sixers beating each other with baseball bats

Call 12

Hall of Fame poster. What a legacy.