There's making a deal with the devil. And then there's going back to the devil every year and saying, "Hey, can you give me some free wings and nachos? In return, I'll let you jam hot pokers down all my orifices for an extra 5 million years." www.dawgsbynature.com/cleveland-br...

This is so good:

The rantings of a demented grandpa should be quite a bit more disturbing if he happens to be president of the United States www.lawyersgunsmoneyblog.com/2026/03/the-...

Support for the Iran war is at an abysmal 38%, per G. Elliott Morris's average of polls. That's the lowest initial support for a war in memory. Also, CNN finds 59% don't trust Trump to make right decisions with force in Iran. There's no rally-around-flag effect. 4/ newrepublic.com/article/2074...

“…and just like that, the DoD was back…”

The REAL Russiagate was Russia engaging in extensive and material ratufcking of the 2016 elections, and getting a phenomenally high return on its investment www.lawyersgunsmoneyblog.com/2026/03/russ...

He's yelling at the dumbass Fox News guy. Definitely starting to feel the heat. Will it matter? Who knows, but he's not comfy right now and that makes me feel good.

Another round of congratulations to the voters who were upset about inflation in an otherwise robust economy and so decided to put Donnie Stagflation in the White House: www.lawyersgunsmoneyblog.com/2026/03/peac...

Apparently the legal justification cited by a DOJ attorney (whose training includes catching an episode of Matlock at the bar with the sound off) for not paying off our ever-rising tariff refund is that the American people and companies are mooks and they don't pay mooks.

"Just 36% approve of how Trump is handling Iran, and a majority (55%) thinks Iran either represents a minor threat or no threat at all to the United States." www.npr.org/2026/03/06/n...

ME: pack a bag, we’re flying to kansas MY WAYWARD SON: what kind of bag

"Why do all these slurs keep showing up in my group chat?"

Well, gas is expensive, and food is expensive, and we’re doing a war nobody wants, but at least there are no jobs

BREAKING: U.S. Central Command is now saying internally that this war against Iran is likely to last through September, per POLITICO

The polity decided to put Donnie from Queens — the loud-mouthed moron at the end of the bar, who thinks we should just nuke the ragheads, and also the Jets should trade a fourth-round draft pick for Josh Allen — in the Oval Office, and this is the result www.lawyersgunsmoneyblog.com/2026/03/trum...

High gas prices, war in the middle east, unpopular president, soaring unemployment. Welcome back second term Bush administration.

The U.S. economy has lost jobs since "Liberation Day."

Three kinds of Supporting Actress Oscar wins: - big star who they want to give a Best Actress award to eventually - older actress who never got the recognition people think she deserved - non-white actress who never gets another good role

Expert analysis indicates that the elementary school in Minab, Iran, was hit by the US military with "picture perfect" targeted strikes. www.nytimes.com/2026/03/05/w...

“When you think about it, we weren’t trying to make history or trying to rewrite history. We were responding to the problems of the particular time.” What a life! Rest in power.

My pitch for Casablanca always is "It's good, it's fun, it's movies. Liking movies and not liking Casablanca is an impossibility. You are guaranteed a good time." I have never had anyone disagree after they watch it.

"a guy who believes in Trump's war also believes that being interviewed by Isaac Chotiner will go well for him" is in and of itself a data point against the war

"God has a plan for all of us" is a pretty astonishing thing to say when someone set herself on fire because of you.

America First (TM)

The FDA webpage had a stark warning: Some purported autism “cures” or treatments, including chlorine dioxide and raw camel milk, are dangerous and make misleading claims. Now, under RFK Jr.’s leadership, that advisory is gone.

Casualties of please-do-not-call-this-a-war www.lawyersgunsmoneyblog.com/2026/03/casu...

Correction. Orwell never said this. He did however, warn that: "political language... is designed to make lies sound truthful and murder respectable, and to give an appearance of solidity to pure wind.” (That's Politics and the English Language, one of my favorite essays)

good Lord what is happening in there

Don't mention the war www.lawyersgunsmoneyblog.com/2026/03/dont...

Noem to be replaced by someone similarly evil, notably stupider: www.lawyersgunsmoneyblog.com/2026/03/noem...

I gather that everyone here is 100% certain Donald Trump is a misogynist. So who here actually knew that his wife is a woman? And how does that influence your certainty?

1. FACT: The Trump administration started a war in the Middle East with NO PLAN WHATSOEVER to ensure the safety of the hundreds of thousands of American citizens in the region.

Will Texas turn blue in November? Well [takes a long drag off of a joint] what does “blue” even *mean*, man? www.ms.now/opinion/texa...

The war is a distraction from the other wars.

It rules that the biggest name in conspiracy mongering about propaganda and shadowy elites is the son of the former head of Voice of America, tried to join the CIA, and is on the record in multiple legal cases admitting that his viewers shouldn't trust him.

And, the story of the mystery man. www.lawdork.com/p/lamberth-c...

If one accepts this premise, I have very bad news about podcasting, punditry, and academia

“Bari Weiss Is Going Full ‘Propaganda-Palooza’ With the Iran War” Read our media columnist ⁦Justin Baragona’s latest scoops from inside pro-Israel, pro-war CBS News:

Weegar will be better with Utah than he's played this year but this is still really tidy work by Conroy

This is, I swear, an actual thing that Tom Cotton tweeted

the ceiling

Looks like it's time for another "but isn't making America Healthy Again a good idea in principle?" sanewasher in the Atlantic

The reason that that USA Box Wine wasn’t able to “move forward” with the case is that the claim that there’s something even arguably illegal about a president using an autopen is barking insanity www.lawyersgunsmoneyblog.com/2026/03/an-a...

Even the losers get lucky sometimes www.lawyersgunsmoneyblog.com/2026/03/even...

The one silver lining to the Ellisons trying to make even more of the media regime-aligned is that Netflix is almost certainly correct that this is a horrible business deal the Ellisons are going to take a massive bath on

Karoline Leavitt says American boots on the ground in Iran are "on the table"

“Trump will OUTFLANK the libs” is a way for a certain type of pundit/influencer to demonstrate Savvy even though after all these years it’s batting .000 after many, many swings

yeah the damage a single bad billionaire can do wildly outstrips any positive impact even a theoretically ideal billionaire can have more, I think that the kind of person you need to be to become a billionaire tends to select for the worst outcomes in all but the rarest of cases

Unless you consider Congress like the playoffs HEY-YO