No known rapists on our team as well

Point stands

Gretzky can stay the fuck in Texas

Enjoy France, dickheads

Look I don't know how this game will end up but you can't tell me Morocco is that much better than Canada

Infantino looks like someone left Caillou out in the sun

Why was Stephen A Smith at that wedding. Like wtf was this wedding

How can you not be romantic about soccer

Just some truly atrocious penalties taken in this tournament

lmao the Aussie fan singing "We Will Rock You" before hitting his vape

Must be nice for these leaders and their rich friends to buy their way out of the climate crisis they keep making worse for everyone else

Believe it's "offer shat"

I want to punch this statement in the face

Replay technology, for the most part, has ruined sports

*sigh*

Messi never leaves a tie game

Messi would've stayed onside

What an honour for Ronaldo and Modric to play on the same field as the Argos

That said, it's really important the US loses this for my own personal entertainment

Fuck the US and all that, but that's not a red

If this tournament has shown us anything, it's that African soccer deserves way more respect than it gets

Lindsay Hamilton should be occupying every second of screentime Jennifer Hedger has. She sucks

Not a dive but Kane is absolutely initiating contact. Good no pen call

They're saying LeBron is dying to play with Kawhi before he retires

Someone should take Ronaldo to Jerk King

they scurred 🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦

I think the guy covered in blood is a sign we should just go to penalties

A ferocious battle for the right to get pumped by Canada

Mic Diop!

Too many people quickly forgot that Bichette, entering free agency, played with a knee injury he had no business trying to play through

The New York by god Mets

I don't know why TSN decided to have a vacuum cleaner on the panel

If this keeps up Brazil fans are gonna need their own hydration break from crying so damn much

*checking for red/green flags on a first date* "do you spell it NWO or nWo?"

Leamington, Ontario's own Stephen Eustáquio

One of the 16 best soccer nations in the world

Look I love soccer, I love Shakira, I love the "world coming together" but there are Too Many Goddamn People in downtown Toronto

If you don't like it, ask for a baseball team better

Another Iginla?

If I see one of those dancing robots, I'm going to be arrested for setting it on fire

Two things the world has moved from needing: - a television production of the NHL draft - Patrick Corbin

Emily: Kitchen Table has a good jam selection Me: Yeah. Not badly priced either. I appreciate that Emily: Yep. Jam's not cheap

Wow he literally threw the game