Exceptional productivity aside, Nylander is easily the highest-profile Leaf who actually embraces being a part of the Toronto community. Seems like the top guy the team should actually build around

Did all the labubus attack their owners one night so they agreed to never bring them up again or

It could only be Newhook

Yeah it's a penalty but if Dobeš is immediately gonna antagonize the ref with a dive like that well....

I won maybe the last Puig signed jersey before he goes to prison

This guy looks like if you drew Justin Trudeau from memory

Dobeš

Bell Centre playoff intro makes me wanna run through a brick wall or go back out after I've already come home

4-0 Habs since this tweet. You're welcome

Hear me out....pull Dobeš

Grown Ups 1 - This is so dumb Grown Ups 2 - Why would a studio greenlight this Grown Ups 3 - Hell yeah get your bag Sandler

Seeing a new bird in the wild once you're in your 40s really is thrilling as hell

Just put a fucking chip in the puck

I think it's worth banning Sequin Jacket Guy from the Dome to see if that turns the season around

ROCK OUT WITH YOUR DACH OUT

I bet Dobeš is awesome to hang out with

La République, Honoré Daumier, 1848

Cole Caufield is inevitable

"Garrett Rank, everyone" is gonna trend

The Quebec government when you call him Newhook and not Nouveaucrochet

Kirk fuckin' Muller, you guys

It's crazy that there are people who don't watch wrestling

Ejected from Earth

I love how this guy always makes sure we have some reason to make fun of him

This series will probably make me stop mixing up Rasmus Dahlin and Rasmus Sandin once and for all

Scherzer's faced almost 13,000 hitters doing something the human body isn't supposed to do. Nothing about this is confusing

Darth Vader coming to review the restaurant or something?

"The Hudson's Bay Stripes Summer collection at Canadian Tire" is such a funny sentence

The Met Gala is just a bunch of celebs in wrestling PPV entrance outfits

Spring 2026: Oh you wanted two nice days in a row? How about you go fuck yourself

Heartbreaking: The worst journalist you know just asked a great question

Does Mats Sundin have massive gambling debts or something

Unfortunately "USA" is easier to chant than "You still have to live in Cleveland"

Spurs win ✅ Habs win ✅ Raptors win ⬜ Giuliani dead ⬜

Game 7 win despite being thoroughly outplayed. Great tribute to the 2010 Habs

Jakub Dobeš became a man this series

I like the Chayka hiring if it means more Wendy's in Toronto

The unlikeliest "scoreless halfway through" game in recent memory

I'm very biased but it's crazy how much more giddyup the Bell Centre has than Tampa's arena

If they can open Eggslut here, I can open Burgertwat

The Montreal by god Canadiens

Me: Please make good sandwiches Subway: How about ghost pepper bread instead

Brayan Bello (8.77 ERA, 2.26 WHIP) decides to show public frustration at getting pulled early in another dogshit start

"Ernie Clement is a regular looking guy" bitch please

if he's not dead, then put the basketball game back on

The guy who thinks IKF is worth $6M in 2026 shouldn't be employed either

The Sens were a waste of a playoff spot

I'm not sure how WWE loyalists reconcile genuinely wanting released talent to do well going forward with wishing AEW would do poorly. Like what do you want them to do well at? Selling insurance?

Always dreamed of McDonagh scoring playoff goals for the Habs